BF team for rnd 2

[Optimax]

BF Round 2
FB Paddywhackers------------ Vinnie Vegas-------Well left
HB porkapies09---------------Pie Eyed------------ Swanny36
C MDC----------------------- MarsII ------------Double 07
HF Jabso------------Shawthing09------------Wixism
FF Smiddaz123------------RRRooocca-----------DThomas
Foll Dave86-----------Snag breac ----------------TRS
Int Rotten Pie ---------------- Dylz48
Old Spice----------dave The Man
Emerg: Godfrey Jones Bloben Skade
Head Water boy/bloke with the first aid kit/honorary club song leader Trojan 82
Water boy trainee One 4 the road
Derek Hine BF style Figjam




Please for the love of christ fire up this week guys and gals, or whole sale changes next week reputations wil go out the door with another loss

 

[Porkaspies09]

yes im in again , i would like to congratulate Wixism on his first game

 

[Optimax]

yes im in again , i would like to congratulate Wixism on his first game

He may start showboating again be careful

 

[Porkaspies09]

He may start showboating again be careful

HA yeh ill try and calm him down coach dont worry

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

It's going to be a wet, windy, wild Saturday. Close yer eyes, kick long and don't forget to wipe mud in their eyes when they're stuck at the bottom of the packs.

I expect the forward 50 to look like a pidgeon parade with the amount of crumbs I'll be palming your way

GOoooooooooo PIESsssssssss

 

[Dylz48]

lets go boys lift the intensity go the ball and lots of voice

 

[DaVe86]

i'll give the ruck another crack this week. Happy to take on a young rookie.

 

[hellfire]

This is a disgrace. Just call me Beamsy. I'm going to the tatt parlor.

 

[Optimax]

This is a disgrace. Just call me Beamsy. I'm going to the tatt parlor.

Your chances of playing sky rocket

get prestigiacomo on your wang and you are a certainty

 

[RRRooocccaaa]

get prestigiacomo on your wang and you are a certainty

How many times have I said - NOT before match day!

 

[Pie eyed]

Your chances of playing sky rocket

get prestigiacomo on your wang and you are a certainty

I tried but could only fit "presto!" rofling a fair bit.

Now the missus is off because now I only have some "small goods" in my jocks.

 

[Quicky]

I think i'm gonna have to get buzzbuzz to make me up a few t-shirts with my silhouetted image on them declaring "Free Quicky". Whats the selection criteria Opti?? Am I even on the selection radar?? Or should I start buttering up Guy McKenna for a move up to the sunny GC??

 

[Optimax]

Decent posting, have to at least post during the week and i have to see and rate it

 

[Pie eyed]

I think i'm gonna have to get buzzbuzz to make me up a few t-shirts with my silhouetted image on them declaring "Free Quicky". Whats the selection criteria Opti?? Am I even on the selection radar?? Or should I start buttering up Guy McKenna for a move up to the sunny GC??

Talk like that ain't going to get you a game...

Go wash out your mouth, slap your face and then have a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Definitely do the "T" though. I'll be interested to see if you pick-up a few slappers...lol

 

[Quicky]

Talk like that ain't going to get you a game...

Go wash out your mouth, slap your face and then have a good look at yourself in the mirror.

Definitely do the "T" though. I'll be interested to see if you pick-up a few slappers...lol

My mistake was not using the sarcasm emoticon there at the end

Then I thought about wearing a t-shirt with my own face on it

I guess i'll just have to go back and put in a strong week of training!!

BTW LOL at the last line!! Slapper = massively under-utilised word

 

[bradrowe#32]

I feel like Danny Stanley.

 

[DThomas]

I'm gonna run rings around Melbourne!
15 goals in the bag for me!

 

[one 4 the road]

Drinks will be mixed correctly this week coach (all my fault last week, wrong ratios, sorry about that).
Actually coming to the big smoke today and will see the boys up close and personal this week and next, cant wait.

 

[Trojan82]

Last week was bloody pathetic. Don't beat up on youself "One 4 the road" it was hardly our fault. I felt like none of you guys and gals could hit the side of a barn from 20 metres. 4 points....4 measly bloody points. I've had it up to here with it.....I swear to the football gods if you guys and gals go out there thinking "Its Only Melbourne" then we may as well turn around and go home.

Lets turn our attention to this week....Its the Demons. If you don't kick to your team mates lace out this week I will be putting my name up for selection....And that would be embarrassing for all.

Be warned. This game will be a hard one. And it'll be wet...Which means the band-aids wont stick on properly.....I have gaffer tape this week. I hope you've all shaved your legs cause its nasty ripping it off!

 

[Snag Breac]

I see I've ben demoted. That's what you get for telling the coach to put his studies before BF.

Well I'll show you, coach - I'll follow every one of those Demons so closely, I'll be stepping on their forked tails.

And water-boys, mine's a bottle of Aloe Vera at half-time.

 

[Pie eyed]

Drinks will be mixed correctly this week coach (all my fault last week, wrong ratios, sorry about that).
Actually coming to the big smoke today and will see the boys up close and personal this week and next, cant wait.

I'll have a nip of Johnny Walker Black in mine up until 1/2 time then just neat whiskey after thanks.

Regards,


I'm gonna ****in kill them Melbin Deemen.

 

[wixism]

Half Forward
The coach knows me well

 

[DoubleO7]

Wing > Half Forward.

Last week against the Crows our Wingers had a big impact on the game even though we lost.

 

[Skade]

Emergancy just like the "Beamer", that's gotta be good doesn't it. :-}

 

[sunnyTEE]

Lacks an enforcer. Put me in 1 week, we'll win and I'll get 10 weeks.