BigFooty's Next Top Rapper

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Dish can rap.:thumbsu:

Poor old Wombles was just one of those "Bad Seeds" that Dish aka John Bunting had to get rid off.:(
 

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wombles said:
Just like our footy team, I fell at the finals.
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WHOAH! YEAH, TAKE THAT.. North.

Having said that, should be one hell of a final.

Let's hope there's a 2.0
 
Zondor said:
I await TODdy's 40 page essay.:thumbsu:
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Likewise.

To be honest, I've been a massive fan of his ever since he effortlessly shellacked that Zondor guy.

So, Q....flip that coin, bud, so you can tell us who's up first ?
 
Is that previously discussed 16 line limit in effect for the final?
 
Naggers?

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The Other Dean said:
Likewise.

To be honest, I've been a massive fan of his ever since he effortlessly shellacked that Zondor guy.

So, Q....flip that coin, bud, so you can tell us who's up first ?
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Yeah it was like going up against Donatien Alphonse François de Sade.:thumbsdown:
 
*Bump*

Q, lets get this show on the road man...

Who's first?

Dish or TOD?
 
Them's fightin' words
 
Try to work more nautical references into your rhymes, boys.

I'm on a boat!
 
Am away for the weekend so will do it Monday or Tuesday. Probably Monday night at this stage.
 
Like a cork in the ocean, you're way past your prime
You don't have the time, or the rhyme
To top an opening line so divine
I've seen you on the Epping line
Tattooed and pasty from a day which was fine
Ben Warren didn't burn, but his form had me concerned
But you thought he'd turned, a corner and I learned
That your ability to rap is akin to the gap
Between your knowledge of football and reality, snap?
Throwing strange words together and hoping they match
As long as the judge's attention is snatched
Away by an obscure reference, musical or other
And you have the nerve to compete like a brutha?
Yeah those lines started with a triple-A
You drink too much with another thrown in for, hey!
Good measure, not pleasure, can you hide the ink with some chest hair?
You're scaring the kids, blinking those lids like you're high on some leather
You smoke too much pot like Chappelle in 'Half Baked'
With The Filth Wizard beside you and the living room staked
Ready for a break? When I get stoned I can kick reverse torps
While all you can do is rate David Calthorpe
In the meantime, CharlesDarwinRoo was certainly in for the win
But this forum was denied by your red-carding whims
Instead his pedophiliac double remains in existence
So much so, Aurelio would call your moderating 'pissant'
Please, fight back with your lines that remind me of Palestine
They both seem religious, ie; a waste of everyone's time
Is it a crime? Depends what category you place poor rapping in
And I'm not talking about your attempts last Christmas while on the gin
But before I finish, I want to impersonate
Your fine self posting, let me collaborate
All the commas I can find, to emphasise a post
Yes, you see, Dean, to the title I, truly, expect to, well, coast
I now await your response, I expect it to be feeble
After all, you are the Yarran to my Ziebell
 
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