BigFooty's Next Top Rapper

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CrazyQ said:
In the meantime, CharlesDarwinRoo was certainly in for the win
But this forum was denied by your red-carding whims
Instead his pedophiliac double remains in existence
So much so, Aurelio would call your moderating 'pissant'

Classic.
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Indeed it is Q.

Great start by Dish.

Now for TOD's rap...
 

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I miss CharlesDarwinRoo.:(
 
Chadwiko said:
Surely after 1 week TOD's retort is imminent.
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Not sure it's been quite that long, has it ?

M'eh. Either way, pretty sure I'm still tracking ahead of Dish and his patented bi-annual raps.

Anyways.....

(Count the lines, Zondor. :thumbsu:)


For. Fcuk’s. Sake.
Q, you got me battling a motherf***ing fake
The Dish has been served and it’s motherf***ing flake
I feel like I've just been manned up by Brian f***ing Lake
Thought this clown might be able to give it a shake
Homey’s like Sideshow Bob in a field of rakes
And now that I’m finally awake
I ask - how long does this motherfcuker take ?
TD on the go-slow
Wants to battle me in slow-mo
Dude, I swear I’ve had more fun watching grass grow
Oh yes, indeed, I smoke weed
I also like to combust fans of Creed
So on both counts I’d take heed
Cos’ I’m the MC who can kill it if it bleeds
And you’re still hemorrhaging over Chuck D Roo
Ooooh, the big bad MOD killed off one of your “crew”
Boo-f***ing-hoo
Quick, someone call the Feds
Poor widdle Dishleganger copped a Red
Better get __aria__ to start a poll thread
Dude, as Euge once said to the ANZ
You have exactly zero cred
And I’m here to teach your sorry ass a lesson
Like Limerick and DarwinRoo, I ain’t just guessin’
Got rhymes sponsored by Smith & Wesson
I’ma take you apart with Bradwiko’s blessing
Cos’ I’m T to the O to the D
Killer MC
Ninja MD
Battling me was your worst decision
I carve up MC’s with surgical precision
First I wreck ya, then I dissect ya
I’m crazy methodical like The Other Dean Dexter
Reminds me, what’s with all your aliases on the Internet ?
One for every dozen shags you’ll never get ?
(Dude carries around a picture of Bobba Fett)
In fact, I’ve never seen Dish with a lady
Once saw him with a kid who looked like Bobby Brady
Yo, Dish is slim and very shady
He may be doin’ that crazy hand jive
But the guy is the whitest MC alive
Makes Vanilla Ice look like a member of Jurassic 5
He's like the white guy in N.E.R.D.
Word
Dude’s sure the nerdiest rapper I’ve ever heard
In the last battle he quoted Morrissey
Are you fcukin’ kidding me ?
I’m pretty sure that’s, like, some kind of Hip-Hop heresy
Well, as The Smiths would have it, the outlook is bleak
Cos’ it’s victory you seek, yet your skillz are so weak
And you look like that geek from Dawson’s Creek
That gay motherfcuker, James Van Der Beek
If he was on his way to a Sci-Fi Fair
And had just borrowed Chris Jericho’s hair
Quoth The Rock, you whack Jabroni
You’re nothing but a punk-ass phony
What’s the bet you’re hung like a pony ?
(At least that’s what I hear from Ryan Lonie
Didn’t realise you two were playing ‘Hide the Baloney’)
Oh no, that’s right, you’re Jack Zie-bell
And that ringing you hear is your motherf***ing death knell
You’re just no match for the rhyming Mod from Hell
Cos' if you’re Jay-Z, then I’m Melle Mel
And his partner in rhyme, Grandmaster Flash
My raps are straight cash
And The Message is
You resemble a gash
Pussy
 
In the last battle he quoted Morrissey
Are you fcukin’ kidding me ?
I’m pretty sure that’s, like, some kind of Hip-Hop heresy
Well, as The Smiths would have it, the outlook is bleak
Cos’ it’s victory you seek, yet your skillz are so weak
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I like, I like. :thumbsu:
 

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Smashed.
 
jesus, total destruction, great work TOD, love the bigfooty references, and the dawson creek in fact i loved the whole damm thing
 
Well done TODDY. Great Rap.:thumbsu:
 
Thewlis Dish said:
I lose. Can I forfeit the second round?
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LOL, I feel for you Dish, that's exactly where I was at in the last round (seems a loooong time ago).

Went to the 2nd round and it didn't get any better ...

Sublime stuff again, TOD.
 
Cheers, freaks.

I thought it was crap.

Dish, man, if you're happy to concede, I'm more than happy to pop a cap in the ass of the contest. Save us both a bit of time and effort. Good note to go out on, etc. ("Pussy"...none better!)

I say we crank this biatch up bigger and better than ever, after a brief hiatus for fine tuning. Get more people involved next time 'round, get some format rules down, and invite all comers, including some of the good opposition folk on this thread.

We could even award a dope prize.

(From Q's personal stash.)

Thanks to my very worthy opponents. It's been way more fun, and high quality, than I expected. Kudos to y'all.

Especially the Q-Man, for giving birth to this beast.

Here endeth the greatest victory speech of all time.

breeno said:
TOD is a star. How do you guys come up with this s**t?
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Dunno. All I can tell you is I've been full of s**t for quite some time.
 
Re: BigFooty's Next Top Rapper
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Originally Posted by Chadwiko View Post
Surely after 1 week TOD's retort is imminent.
Not sure it's been quite that long, has it ?

M'eh. Either way, pretty sure I'm still tracking ahead of Dish and his patented bi-annual raps.

Anyways.....

(Count the lines, Zondor. )
For. Fcuk’s. Sake.
Q, you got me battling a motherf***ing fake
The Dish has been served and it’s motherf***ing flake
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It was awesome right there.
 
Needs moar participants
 
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