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Congrats MEB and HBF, some great Blues news. All the best.

Celebrated our 18th anniversary yesterday, would of been out at least 3 years ago for good behaviour.

Note to HBF, don't let MEB eat the wedding cake, apparently it is a proven inhibitor of all wives sex drive. just saying.
 
I'm at HBF & MEB's wedding. Any rumours?

1) the marriage contract is for 49 years with an option for a 50th year. I won't mention the 'performance' clauses

2) HBF was described as an explosive beast during dancing lessons, but he didn't know where to lead on the day

3) the meal ended with a cheese platter and Mebby had to leave to avoid all the puns

4) thy was only invited to fulfil the first part of 'something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue(s)'

5) Ferrisb is very happy for the lovebirds and wishes them many decades of happiness together

Source: wedding planning office in Port Melbourne with really thin walls...
 
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All these wife jokes at the same time that two Bigfootyites exchanged nuptials. Seems a little insensitive.

Anyway, my wife says 'you've not got a very big organ'. I replied 'well it ain't used to playing in the church cathedral'.

Oh ODN!!! :D:thumbsu:
 
HBF and MEB, congratulations!

Sorry I could not make it to the wedding yesterday, the whole home detention thing is somewhat impractical.

Hope you both took the time to take it all in. The best day of your life with many more milestones to come!

Marriage is awesome and don't ever sweat the small stuff!
 
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