Roast Brain explosion thread

[r dub 19]

We need to vent mods. Please understand

F*** off mcginnity, I don't care if the rest of the team were shit. I despise you immensely. I'd rather Hansen played on ball than you.

 

[lewigie]

Brain expulsion is what I need.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

a personal **** you to

john worsfold
peter sumich
scott burns
the match team selection committee
the hacks in our team (lynch, embley, mcgintty, wilkes)
scott barnaba
ben cousins
chris judd
michael broadbridge
our drafting department

 

[pacemaker]

Bring back Chad Fletcher and Daniel Chick

 

[Looking For 4th]

Oh and bring back Rowan Jones...Courage, work rate and compared to this lot a great user of the ball..

 

[anti_]

Beau Wilkes on our list...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Beau Wilkes actually playing....FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Beau Wilkes kicking the ball out of defence...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Beau Wilkes breathing....FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

and so on...

 

[new breed]

Yep I had enough , goin back to the Kangaroos .... BYE

 

[Looking For 4th]

And yes he's young and sure he takes the game on...

But message to Tom Swift....

F****ing run into space and not back into trouble everytime you get the ball... Yea sure it's fun dodging and weaving.. But sometimes you can actually run #^*@+ straight.

 

[SS_Fury]

masten gets 38 possies on the ball at east freo....earns recall to spend 10% game time on the ball. WTF woosh

 

[anti_]

ok, hurn is injured...a backman with good disposal.

surely we'll have to replace him and bring in one of stevenson or smith to give some rebound from defence.

nah, it's better to keep wilkes in to play on the dangerous leigh brown.

even better yet, lets pigeon hole one of our best ball users and dashers in sheppard into the back pocket to completely diminish his run and polish. awesome idea, that way priddis, selwood, paddy mac and dalziell can get more of the ball in the midfield...

why why why why

 

[hawkeye23]

I left my seat, incensed, at the 11 minute mark of the second quarter when that slow-as-f*ck-drafted-on-surname-alone S. Selwood hit Shaw on the tit in our forward line. Walked out the back of Telstra dome and kicked the wall a couple of times. Did not go back in until hubby rang me at half time to tell me we kicked 4 of the last 5 goals.

 

[INSANE]

I want to pour glue down Embleys' 0% efficiency urethra and force him to drink 20 litres of water!!!!

 

[INSANE]

I also want to grab some cerated edged paper and paper cut the slit of Wooshas needle, pin dick.

 

[Double the Fist]

We need to vent mods. Please understand

F*** off mcginnity, I don't care if the rest of the team were shit. I despise you immensely. I'd rather Hansen played on ball than you.

I don't want to vent Mods. I want to repress them, then, when I need them, let them out in a violent explosion, taking the WCE heirarchy with me

More wine FFS!

 

[WCE_phil]

Great new drinking game. For every biased call the commentary make drink a shot of tequila. Makes everything all seem better. Granted tequila is expensive and longterm liver and kidney failure will come into effect, but at least woosha doesn't seem like such a ****face after 2 bottles of hard spirits.

 

[Double the Fist]

Great new drinking game. For every biased call the commentary make drink a shot of tequila. Makes everything all seem better. Granted tequila is expensive and longterm liver and kidney failure will come into effect, but at least woosha doesn't seem like such a ****face after 2 bottles of hard spirits.

So you reckon you'd see half time?

 

[Majinbuu]

**** you embley, why were you good in 05.06, now you're shit?? wtf

 

[Turbo5]

Yep I had enough , goin back to the Kangaroos .... BYE

Idiot and fickle supporter. P**s off you flog.

 

[WCE_phil]

So you reckon you'd see half time?

How was the second half?

 

[Majinbuu]

Yep I had enough , goin back to the Kangaroos .... BYE

bandwagoner!!!

 

[WCE_phil]

bandwagoner!!!

Let the bandwagoneer's f off mate. Might actually get my seated membership next year

 

[kane249]

-Stop playing 2 ruckman following the ball, it doesn't work. Naitanui needs to play in the forward line when he's not rucking as it's his most dangerous position.

-Any chance we can see Masten play in the middle where he was drafted to play?

-LeCras up the ground doesn't work, keep him closer to goals where he's most dangerous

-McGinnity is an embarrassing abortion of a footballer

-Lynch, Embley and Cox are getting by on reputation these days

-Priddis is marking time until Koby Stevens takes his spot

-Scott Selwood needs to be given the instruction to tag his opponent and that's it. He doesn't have the skill to use it properly and burn his opponent going the other way.

-Ebert needs to played deep up forward if at all where his marking can be best used, and his **** awful kicking will be of least detriment to the team

-Wilkes, how did you survive this long on an AFL list?

-Emac and Schofield must be hating their team mates for the constant barrage they get subjected to every week

-Waters, what the hell happened to the clean crisp disposal from the start of the year?

I think that's enough for now

 

[ndot]

- i'd rather we give JON a 5 year contract than keep mcginnity on the list next year. absolute HACK.
- adam selwood is guilty of everything that priddis gets bagged for. neither would be in the best 5 players of any half decent team.
- the fact wilkes is getting a game is an indictment on our list
- lynch and mckinley are embarrassingly poor shots at goal
- beau waters is NOT a good kick by AFL standards
- scott selwood should be made to prove himself in the WAFL
- rosa's career has become a major disappointment. that's assuming anyone ever actually rated him of course

 

[footballfreak]

I'd like to say a big **** OFF to

Priddis
Selwoods
Lynch
Mckinley
Hansen
Nicoski
B Jones
Wilkes
Dalziell
Spangher
and That ****in hack Broadbridge

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You know the team's f*cked if you got Beau Wilkes in the team, he barely got a look in last year and we played decent footy then, sure we were losing games but we weren't getting thumped as bad as now