The Royal Sampler
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Spicey made an excellent point recently in another thread. If high bench rotations are causing games to reach a higher speed, more collisions and soft tissues injuries as the AFL postulates, then why do we have only five players on our injury list, 2 of whom are listed as "test" this week? Further analysis reveals that only one of those players, Prestigiacomo, has even played a game at AFL level this year when all these whacky bench rotations are being used! Surely our team should resemble an emergency department at a busy Melbourne public hospital?
But let's not stop there; in round 1 we were "outdone" in rotations by a former Malthouse understudy in Scott at North Melbourne, who set a new record for rotations in a game. Surely the North Melbourne list, forced by the tyrannical Scott into playing games at a rate that would make a Bugatti Veyron cower in fear, would be decimated beyond the point of despair? Nope.
Is it possible that the AFL, for some reason, just doesn't like seeing players rotating constantly off the bench, and so has concocted a self-serving hypothesis that heavy bench rotations is corelated with injury? Surely not...
Spicey made an excellent point recently in another thread. If high bench rotations are causing games to reach a higher speed, more collisions and soft tissues injuries as the AFL postulates, then why do we have only five players on our injury list, 2 of whom are listed as "test" this week? Further analysis reveals that only one of those players, Prestigiacomo, has even played a game at AFL level this year when all these whacky bench rotations are being used! Surely our team should resemble an emergency department at a busy Melbourne public hospital?
But let's not stop there; in round 1 we were "outdone" in rotations by a former Malthouse understudy in Scott at North Melbourne, who set a new record for rotations in a game. Surely the North Melbourne list, forced by the tyrannical Scott into playing games at a rate that would make a Bugatti Veyron cower in fear, would be decimated beyond the point of despair? Nope.
Is it possible that the AFL, for some reason, just doesn't like seeing players rotating constantly off the bench, and so has concocted a self-serving hypothesis that heavy bench rotations is corelated with injury? Surely not...







