Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bye,Bombers,Bye,Bye

[natmac67]

Yes, Blues2001 I am in Rich's club and no I haven't noticed ODN posting in there to date.


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Nat

 

[Arch]

Originally posted by The Dutchman!:
who's hiding?
And what do you mean by still?

Exactly- I had to go through and put two bob on every lame ass essendon realted thread after the last loss, so I guess I will have to do it again.
I have to wait until monday to get to a PC. Sorry if that gets translated as running away from facing the music.

f*cken #$&^$#@@!

 

[sandie]

Arch
There are obviously some people on here that don't have a life, so spend all their weekends sitting alone in front of a computer, quite sad really. I for one prefer having fun on the weekends.

Oh & I will only be here during work hours to at the moment, as my home PC finally died yesterday.
Cheers

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[Asgardian]

Dan24,
Frankly I believe you would gloat even if Essendon beat the Mt. Isa 3rds

Darky,
Wasn't the Kangaroos loss $1.9 mil?

Mellows & Sandie,
You'll both be missed, 2 rocket scientists in a world of labourers, ........... NOT

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
As hard as it is for me to admit it, but the dimboy is correct. In a piece of investigative journalism that rivals Berstein and Woodward at the Washington Post when they brought down Nixon via Watergate, dim24 will bring the house down on the North Melbourne Football Club. And it was I that was caught holding the smoking gun.

The truth of the matter is this. I am a member of a top secret cadre of North Melbourne fans, the Royal Blue Berets. Under the cover of night, our unit breaks into the homes of North Melbourne fans, and we kidnap them at gunpoint, and take them to our secret basement at Arden Street. When there, we put a membership form in front of them to sign while in an adjoining room with a one way mirror, we show them their loved ones, tied to a seat with a gun to their head. Only when the funds are transferred do we let them go.

So there you have it. The truth behind North's membership numbers and how we use force to sign them up. It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

[This message has been edited by Shinboners (edited 26 February 2001).]

Listen, limpboner,

Your interpretation once again shows your immaturity. If I were to say : "North are shit", then your literal interpretation of my statement would no doubt lead you to believe that North are actually a pile of faeces.

Kangaroos fans (and Hawthorn and the Bulldogs for that matter) are more likely to buy a membership per capita, due to the financial instability of those clubs. Obviously they are not literally forced, but Roo fans know that it is more important for them to put their money where their mouth is, since the survival of the club is at stake. I would have thought this was a pretty simple concept to understand.

Obviously what I wrote was too complicated for you to understand properly. Oh well.......at least I reeled you in again, limpboner.

 

[The invisible mullet]

Dimness

The overt implication in your post is that North members aren't willing to be members but only do so to relieve some of the financial burden on the club. Where is your proof of this? When was I "forced" to take out membership? What a load of steaming....! As usual you have to invent scenarios to bolster your lameass arguments. We're impressed though...we really are. And as for Shinners conspiracy satire it was truly wasted on someone as blind to irony as you.

[This message has been edited by The invisible mullet (edited 26 February 2001).]

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by The invisible mullet:
Dimness

The overt implication in your email is that North members aren't willing to be members but only do so to relieve some of the financial burden on the club. Where is your proof of this? When was I "forced" to take out membership? What a load of steaming....! As usual you have to invent scenarios to bolster your lameass arguments. We're impressed though...we really are.

The "proof" is that North have a small supporter base, but a large membership. Not too difficult to understand, really. Are you going to tell me they don't have a small supporter base? Compared to some of the other clubs, it is tiny.

If you want me to prove that they buy memberships because the club is in finacial trouble, I can't prove this. You'd have to survey every member and ask them.

But it doesn't take a genius to work out that Hawthorn, the Bulldogs and North have large memebrships relative to their supporter bases. It doesn't take a genius to work out that these three clubs have had their survival threatened in the last 5 years.

So, therefore, it doesn't take a genius to work out that a large number of these supporters but a membership to help their club financially. Essendon and Carlton supporters are less likey to buy a membership for financial reasons, because the future of those clubs is secured.

Why in the f*ck is this blatantly obvious point creating such debate??????

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by the virgin24:
Oh well.......at least I reeled you in again, limpboner.

Dim boy, you couldn't reel in a fish from a barrel with a chunk of Gippsland worm dangling from the hook of the fishing line.

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
Dim boy, you couldn't reel in a fish from a barrel with a chunk of Gippsland worm dangling from the hook of the fishing line.

Looks like I just did again.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Dan24:
Looks like I just did again.

What's that? An insult your mother taught you?

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
What's that? An insult your mother taught you?

Yep. But it's nothing compared to the sexual tricks your mother taught me limpboner

 

[The invisible mullet]

That was true Shavian wit Dimmy!

Originally posted by Dan24:
Yep. But it's nothing compared to the sexual tricks your mother taught me limpboner

 

[Shinboners]

Unlike Dim, at least I know who my mother is.

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
Unlike Dim, at least I know who my mother is.

But do you know who your father is? Surely it could be anyone of about 200 guys

 

[Shinboners]

Maybe I know, maybe I don't. But unlike you, I wasn't conceived on Grey Street, St.Kilda.

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
Maybe I know, maybe I don't. But unlike you, I wasn't conceived on Grey Street, St.Kilda.

At least I wasn't conceived
on the floor of Flinders street station, like you limpboner.

 

[Malibu]

Dim,

Someone should of told your mother to have kept her legs CLOSED.



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If you see me getting mighty,
If you see me getting high,
Knock me down,
I'm not bigger than Life

R.H.C.P.

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by Malibu:
Dim,

Someone should of told your mother to have kept her legs CLOSED.

Someone should tell yours to keep her legs closed now.

 

[TD]

Looks like the insults have slipped below the belt

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by TD:
Looks like the insults have slipped below the belt

No pun intended, I take it?

 

[Dan26]

Limpboner's and Malibu's mum would know all about below the belt.

 

[Seth]

Oh Darky I had to reply. I know this is an Essendon bashing post but where do you get 30,000 members from. Last year you only had 22,000. All well and good, maybe some of them should actually go to a game or two. We had more people turn up to watch an intra club game at Collingwood than you get in a regular AFL match. Oh and yes you do have Rocca, but dont worry with a good pre season he'll come good. I have been saying that for 7 years bud. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Oh and watch out, Carey the farey is back this week. I'm shaking in my boots. At least Bruce Mc will be licking his lips so he can go suck his **** as he always does.

 

[MB]

It`s happening again!!

 

[THE ICON]

The silence is deafening!!!

Where have all the Bombers gone to?

Will Sheedy last the Season?

Look for the next episode of "beat the bombers".

Who are the folders?


THE ICON

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by THE ICON:
The silence is deafening!!!

Where have all the Bombers gone to?

Will Sheedy last the Season?

Look for the next episode of "beat the bombers".

Who are the folders?


THE ICON

Care factor !