blackshadow
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per foughtnight...Wait... I am reading that right, yeah?
She pays 41 dollars a week because she cannot afford 82 dollars a fortnight?
God give me strength.
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per foughtnight...Wait... I am reading that right, yeah?
She pays 41 dollars a week because she cannot afford 82 dollars a fortnight?
God give me strength.
per foughtnight...
Convince in trollingconvince in foughtnightly payments
Convince in trolling
That post can’t be real
"90 second showers are bullshit, I'm taking the full minute"
He probably takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!A military driver handed me a log book and it read destination "siddy"
I asked him where he'd been and he said "the city mate"
This was the same guy who said in response to water restrictions at sea "90 second showers are bullshit, I'm taking the full minute"
so there's a chance it's real
At what point would it be illegal for Crico to sell to someone like this.... on grounds on level of intelligence?
that is glorious
Frighting isn’t it?Spend billions on ships, man them with people who couldn't find thier own arse with both hands. I realise that for many defending our country the armed forces became the employer of last resort but they need to be a little discerning.
You think somebody who can't even spell "city" knew about the short-lived metrification that occurred in the French Revolution?To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.
Perhaps the 100 second metric minute?
Needless to say his nickname after that was “the full minute”
You don't want smart people as underlings in the Armed forces. Smart people question things.Probably only joined the navy when the rozzers rejected him as too thick.
All armed forces need cannon fodder.You don't want smart people as underlings in the Armed forces. Smart people question things.
IF there's one thing Crico customers DO know - it's how much their grog costs.
OMG, I just realised the next generation Crico - the "Ozzie Dad pack" - 10 packets of winnie blue ($250), 4 cartons of VB 30-block Cans ($250), 4 cartons of Woodstock Bourbon and Cola 10pk Cans ($125), 2 Flanelette shirts ($24), BONUS Custom pair of thongs ($1)...
Max Retail Cost = $650. (On Special, probably ~$400)
All yours for the low price of $20pw.
Spend billions on ships, man them with people who couldn't find thier own arse with both hands. I realise that for many defending our country the armed forces became the employer of last resort but they need to be a little discerning.
No words...One quarter master gunner opened fire at a P&O cruiser whilst on pirate watch.
We were watching the ship go by in the tropics with little light given the clouds blocking the stars on moon. He simply stood up and fired two rounds. I leapt up, searching for a pirate vessel between us and the P&O cruiser and in frustration yelled "I can't see it, I can't see it" and he responded "It's just there!".
After a second or two I asked "Are you shooting at the P&O cruiser?"
"Yes"
"Why"
"there are gooks on board"
without going into the racial debate, I simply asked "how do you know?"
"because it's coming from Asia"
"how do you know it's not Australians returning from holiday?"
a pause "........oh"
needless to say he was charged but surprisingly he wasn't discharged.
To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.
Perhaps the 100 second metric minute?
Needless to say his nickname after that was “the full minute”