Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[blackshadow]

Wait... I am reading that right, yeah?

She pays 41 dollars a week because she cannot afford 82 dollars a fortnight?

God give me strength.

per foughtnight...

 

[Feraligatr]

per foughtnight...

My apologies.

How stupid am I to forget that fortnight is spelt foughtnight.
Thanks for correcting me on that.

 

[radiojake]

convince in foughtnightly payments

 

[Strange Cat]

convince in foughtnightly payments

Convince in trolling

That post can’t be real

 

[radiojake]

you'd like to think so, hey

 

[Power Raid]

Convince in trolling

That post can’t be real

A military driver handed me a log book and it read destination "siddy"

I asked him where he'd been and he said "the city mate"


This was the same guy who said in response to water restrictions at sea "90 second showers are bullshit, I'm taking the full minute"


so there's a chance it's real

 

[radiojake]

"90 second showers are bullshit, I'm taking the full minute"

that is glorious

 

[blackshadow]

A military driver handed me a log book and it read destination "siddy"

I asked him where he'd been and he said "the city mate"


This was the same guy who said in response to water restrictions at sea "90 second showers are bullshit, I'm taking the full minute"


so there's a chance it's real

He probably takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!

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[Better Loosen Up]

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Please tell me this is one of you

At what point would it be illegal for Crico to sell to someone like this.... on grounds on level of intelligence?

 

[Schulzenfest]

At what point would it be illegal for Crico to sell to someone like this.... on grounds on level of intelligence?

Could probably get a fair few Crico contracts nullified by arguing that the buyers aren't mentally capable of managing their own financial affairs.

 

[raskolnikov]

Someone is asking whether the pet vacuum is worth getting because their carpets are horrible.

Pretty sure they're going to be damn well rotten after another year.

 

[Power Raid]

that is glorious

To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.

Perhaps the 100 second metric minute?

Needless to say his nickname after that was “the full minute”

 

[Gough]

Spend billions on ships, man them with people who couldn't find thier own arse with both hands. I realise that for many defending our country the armed forces became the employer of last resort but they need to be a little discerning.

 

[Strange Cat]

Spend billions on ships, man them with people who couldn't find thier own arse with both hands. I realise that for many defending our country the armed forces became the employer of last resort but they need to be a little discerning.

Frighting isn’t it?

 

[drd23]

To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.

Perhaps the 100 second metric minute?

Needless to say his nickname after that was “the full minute”

You think somebody who can't even spell "city" knew about the short-lived metrification that occurred in the French Revolution?

 

[Gough]

You think somebody who can't even spell "city" knew about the short-lived metrification that occurred in the French Revolution?

Probably only joined the navy when the rozzers rejected him as too thick.

 

[Nothing]

Probably only joined the navy when the rozzers rejected him as too thick.

You don't want smart people as underlings in the Armed forces. Smart people question things.

 

[blackshadow]

You don't want smart people as underlings in the Armed forces. Smart people question things.

All armed forces need cannon fodder.

 

[Feraligatr]

Only 2 packets of Nuggets?

Get the damn hell outta here.

 

[Max_very_well]

IF there's one thing Crico customers DO know - it's how much their grog costs.

OMG, I just realised the next generation Crico - the "Ozzie Dad pack" - 10 packets of winnie blue ($250), 4 cartons of VB 30-block Cans ($250), 4 cartons of Woodstock Bourbon and Cola 10pk Cans ($125), 2 Flanelette shirts ($24), BONUS Custom pair of thongs ($1)...

Max Retail Cost = $650. (On Special, probably ~$400)

All yours for the low price of $20pw.

Just call it the ironically bogan hipster pack, sell it for 10 times that

 

[Power Raid]

Spend billions on ships, man them with people who couldn't find thier own arse with both hands. I realise that for many defending our country the armed forces became the employer of last resort but they need to be a little discerning.

One quarter master gunner opened fire at a P&O cruiser whilst on pirate watch.

We were watching the ship go by in the tropics with little light given the clouds blocking the stars and moon. He simply stood up and fired two rounds. I leapt up, searching for a pirate vessel between us and the P&O cruiser and in frustration yelled "I can't see it, I can't see it" and he responded "It's just there!".

After a second or two I asked "Are you shooting at the P&O cruiser?"
"Yes"
"Why"
"there are gooks on board"

without going into the racial debate, I simply asked "how do you know?"
"because it's coming from Asia"
"how do you know it's not Australians returning from holiday?"
a pause "........oh"

needless to say he was charged but surprisingly he wasn't discharged.

 

[Strange Cat]

One quarter master gunner opened fire at a P&O cruiser whilst on pirate watch.

We were watching the ship go by in the tropics with little light given the clouds blocking the stars on moon. He simply stood up and fired two rounds. I leapt up, searching for a pirate vessel between us and the P&O cruiser and in frustration yelled "I can't see it, I can't see it" and he responded "It's just there!".

After a second or two I asked "Are you shooting at the P&O cruiser?"
"Yes"
"Why"
"there are gooks on board"

without going into the racial debate, I simply asked "how do you know?"
"because it's coming from Asia"
"how do you know it's not Australians returning from holiday?"
a pause "........oh"

needless to say he was charged but surprisingly he wasn't discharged.

No words...

 

[raskolnikov]

I looked at the profile of someone who posted on the Facebook page and we have two mutual friends.

 

[radiojake]

To this day, I have no idea what he was thinking.

Perhaps the 100 second metric minute?

Needless to say his nickname after that was “the full minute”

common mistake you'd get in year 3/4 maths is things like 'How long is half a minute?' '50 seconds'

 

[Nothing]

Only 2 packets of Nuggets?

Get the damn hell outta here.

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What's in a name? That which we call a nugget
By any other word would smell as sweet.