Society & Culture common statements that annoy you.

[bunsen burner]

Anyone notice some people put a d onto the end of some words:

"I have a dog. It's a Germand Sheperd"

From Germandy?

"I got a speeding find"

How did you lose it in the first place?

 

[bunsen burner]

How bout those puncy unwashed English kents:

"Immejiately"

"uz"

"Awright bruv, I got some yoggit on me back somehow, innit?"

 

[bunsen burner]

Segwey
"Let's socialise this idea to the IT department"

 

[A Swallow]

I can't stand all those little mistakes with grammar/pronunciation. A guy I work with is one of those people who thinks he is a sh*tload more intelligent than he actually is. Yet he is also one of those frustrating people who says "done" instead of "did" in the past tense.
e.g. "Yeah I done that yesterday". OH, YOU F*CKING "DONE" IT DID YOU!?

 

[clarkoscluster]

Much of a muchness. Annoys the crap out of me to the point where I genuinely cringe. Sounds like a crucifixion of the English language.

 

[Maroon Goon]

In one of my high school classes, my teacher had a '3 like policy' - if you used 'like' in that way, you got a strike, 3 strikes = rubbish duty. One poor kid got 3 strikes in the one sentence. I viewed it as a win-win, people learnt to stop being idiots and the school got a nice tidy up.

This just sounds like a great idea. There is 3 all girl schools in the area that i live, 2 private and one public.
Anyway each afternoon i have to listen as they pass the house to that much squealing, screaming, and shrieking...And the constant like this-like that-like i just like know like what you mean...F**king drives me mad..Thousands of teeny head cases.

 

[A Swallow]

Strategically place a comfortable chair by a window (but out of view) on that side of the house. Boil the kettle exactly five minutes before they normally start flooding past. Settle in with a nice cup of coffee and scream random abuse at every single one. They'll soon find a new way home, and it would be a lot of fun at the same time.

 

[Maroon Goon]

Strategically place a comfortable chair by a window (but out of view) on that side of the house. Boil the kettle exactly five minutes before they normally start flooding past. Settle in with a nice cup of coffee and scream random abuse at every single one. They'll soon find a new way home, and it would be a lot of fun at the same time.

Yes i like the way you think mate. The madder you act the more people usually try to avoid you.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

It annoys me that when you arrive to something and some calls out to you "there he is!" as you approach to say hello

 

[Quivorir]

This just sounds like a great idea. There is 3 all girl schools in the area that i live, 2 private and one public.
Anyway each afternoon i have to listen as they pass the house to that much squealing, screaming, and shrieking...And the constant like this-like that-like i just like know like what you mean...F**king drives me mad..Thousands of teeny head cases.

Lucky bastard.

 

[Matthew2708]

"You'll be fine.'

 

[Cap]

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

so yeah, cut your arms off and see what happens.

 

[bunsen burner]

Much of a muchness.

I'm six one way, half dozen the other regarding that saying.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Anyone notice some people put a d onto the end of some words:

"I have a dog. It's a Germand Sheperd"

From Germandy?

"I got a speeding find"

How did you lose it in the first place?

I don't like anyfink you've just typed

 

[bunsen burner]

I don't like anyfink you've just typed

I'm going to report you so you get a band.