Cricket Jokes

[western royboy]

Plenty around so let's hear them;

I'll kick off with a couple of gags I heard via Kerry O'Keeffe recently,

"India generates 81 cents of every dollar earned in world cricket"
"Indian TV rights for cricket are worth billions"
"We need them watching cricket on TV at night"

"Because then they can't be ringing us!"

"When the load of Sri Lankan asylum seekers landed at Geraldton last week"

"They were met by a CA welcoming party and offered a net session!"

 

[NSWCROW]

MAN - " Doctor doctor , i've got this cricket ball stuck up me arse !!! "
DOC - " How's that ??...... "
MAN - " oh don't YOU ****en start !!!!!! "

 

[Icanwalk]

Our Ashes squad ...................................

It had to be done

 

[Zach Package]

Shane Watson

 

[dan warna]

brad haddin

 

[brisbane13]

Cricket Australia

 

[JUBJUB]

John Inverarity

 

[Zach Package]

sensing a trend here

 

[The Passenger]

attop_nam

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Yeah...closing thread. Went very predictable very early.