Dad jokes - add yours

One my dad pinched from twitter (is it still a dad joke if a dad tells his son in his 40s, but wouldn't expect a child to get the joke? Anyway....):

Prince Charles is self isolating with Covid-19

Prince Andrew is self isolating with Sophie-15
 
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One my dad pinched from twitter (is it still a dad joke if a dad tells his son in his 40s, but wouldn't expect a child to get the joke? Anyway....):

Prince Charles is self isolating with Covid-19

Prince Andrew is self isolating with Sophie-15
Didn’t Prince Charles get Covid because he’s been munching an old bat?

Why don’t the Chinese play cricket?

Because the keep eating all the bats.
 
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