Social Science Do You Have a 'Type'?

[SHAKESPEARE]

All you need. That top one is the best trait going around. There's a girl at uni who's always by herself, and it's the cutest thing ever. Too nervous to talk to her, though...

They all know it. No semi decent bird doesn't know how good they are...it only leaves modesty and we know that isn't the case.

Just talk to her ffs and get it done. Simple

 

[dales.girl38]

dales.girl38

And I go to uni in Geelong, Igloo just isn't looking hard enough

 

[Papa Juggs]

I like girls with sexy legs that like to show them off. Don't need to be perfect, they just have to be confident enough. Some girls really hate their thighs even though they aren't that fat and will always keep them covered with pants or long skirts. Tall girls with big bottoms have large thighs, it's a design feature not a flaw.

A bit of a tan is nice, lighter skin doesn't cover up all the freckles and moles as well.

Large noses and wide chins I find unattractive but most other facial features don't bother me.

So that's the physical out the way.

Must be intelligent enough to understand science. I don't expect all girls to be a genius but they should be able to understand complex concepts if explained to them.

Somebody that cares for other people. Not too much just willing to help people when they're in need and doesn't need a good excuse to do something nice. Caring and affection aren't exactly sexy but I do think it's a feminine trait. I hate mean selfish people.

 

[Copernicus]

My "Great white buffalo" girl enjoyed test cricket, she was south african, amazing girl, 10/10 no joke. I ruined it all with drunken phone calls. Girls that like test cricket are winners.

Well, that was bloody stupid!

 

[Copernicus]

And I go to uni in Geelong, Igloo just isn't looking hard enough

Get on it Igloo!

 

[Gough]

My "Great white buffalo" girl enjoyed test cricket, she was south african, amazing girl, 10/10 no joke. I ruined it all with drunken phone calls. Girls that like test cricket are winners.

I went out with a South African for a while and thing that grated on me most was the accent. He was a lovely guy, but every time he spoke it was like fingernails down a chalk bored.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Past used-by date, generally single mothers, substance affected sluts.

Can't be too picky when you're a middle aged bogan

 

[Silent Alarm]

I went out with a South African for a while and thing that grated on me most was the accent. He was a lovely guy, but every time he spoke it was like fingernails down a chalk bored.

Not only the accent, but the punctured way they speak. It's like there's four full stops in every sentence.

 

[IceNine]

Cute face and nice eyes on a reasonably fit body, with an interesting personality. Throw in a German/French/Russian accent if I were to be greedy.

To narrow my 'type' any more would be to limit my already meager options. I'll probably drop one or all of these requirements if this dry spell continues.

 

[Plugger35]

Not only the accent, but the punctured way they speak. It's like there's four full stops in every sentence.

Clive James described the South African accent as like being verbally beaten around the head by a baseball bat in his Falling Towards England book.

Sums it up perfectly.

 

[Gough]

Clive James described the South African accent as like being verbally beaten around the head by a baseball bat in his Falling Towards England book.

Sums it up perfectly.

My old man still speaks with a Zimbabwean accent, it's like South African but a little more Anglicised. I've got some recordings of me and my brother before we went to school and we sounded like right little yarpies. Thankfully that accent has disappeared, although funnily enough it reappears slightly when I am in Africa.

 

[Plugger35]

The Saffa accent tends to be harsher the further North you go, people from Cape Town seem to have a milder accent compared to the Afrikaaner types from Pretoria.

 

[Gough]

I'd sound bitter and twisted too if I had live anywhere north of Knysna.

 

[wce4premiership]

I went out with a South African for a while and thing that grated on me most was the accent. He was a lovely guy, but every time he spoke it was like fingernails down a chalk bored.

That's the thing though, we have a South African apprentice at work, the accent is shithouse, but hers wasn't. I think all accents are better on girls than they are blokes. Same as kiwi's, the accent is weird but with girls I don't find myself hating it at all.

 

[Poseidon]

All you need. That top one is the best trait going around. There's a girl at uni who's always by herself, and it's the cutest thing ever. Too nervous to talk to her, though...

am I the only one that is terrified by this post?

 

[Jimmy1992]

am I the only one that is terrified by this post?

You are not alone.

 

[Papa Juggs]

am I the only one that is terrified by this post?

Strong name to stalker potential.

He's silent so be alarmed.

 

[Silent Alarm]

am I the only one that is terrified by this post?

Who's the bloke on here with the 'people only like Emma Watson because she looks like a kid' hypothesis? Ur scaring me.

 

[Poseidon]

Who's the bloke on here with the 'people only like Emma Watson because she looks like a kid' hypothesis? Ur scaring me.

If my avatar looks like a kid then let me know which Primary Schools you live near.


I mean...what?

 

[FreoGirl]

Tall blonde skinny men with London accents, or Paul Duffield

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

If my avatar looks like a kid then let me know which Primary Schools you live near.


I mean...what?

I'm assuming your av has changed since that post

 

[MisterMarcus]

I like girls with sexy legs that like to show them off. Don't need to be perfect, they just have to be confident enough. Some girls really hate their thighs even though they aren't that fat and will always keep them covered with pants or long skirts. Tall girls with big bottoms have large thighs, it's a design feature not a flaw.

A bit of a tan is nice, lighter skin doesn't cover up all the freckles and moles as well.

Large noses and wide chins I find unattractive but most other facial features don't bother me.

So that's the physical out the way.

Must be intelligent enough to understand science. I don't expect all girls to be a genius but they should be able to understand complex concepts if explained to them.

Somebody that cares for other people. Not too much just willing to help people when they're in need and doesn't need a good excuse to do something nice. Caring and affection aren't exactly sexy but I do think it's a feminine trait. I hate mean selfish people.

Haha I know a girl that fits all those criteria perfectly, but sadly looks like you're on the GC so 2000km away from her

 

[Papa Juggs]

Haha I know a girl that fits all those criteria perfectly, but sadly looks like you're on the GC so 2000km away from her

lol Thanks, I'm glad there's girls out there that fit the profile

 

[Gough]

George Clooney's looks, Bill Gates' bank balance, not really fussed about much else.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

George Clooney's looks, Bill Gates' bank balance, not really fussed about much else.

Peter North's hair?