Drawing a line with home intruders and self defence

[CM86]

we have a badass here folks!!!

Let me guess you watch UFC and think you can do that?

Nope. I'm a terrible fighter.

Which is why it's even more embarrassing for him, that I'd beat him.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Nope. I'm a terrible fighter.

Which is why it's even more embarrassing for him, that I'd beat him.

Yes you would. Because bogan deros with 'suburban fortresses' who brag about their dog size have some things in common.

1. They are weak as piss.
2. They have nothing worth stealing.
3. They think eating lemon chicken once a year makes them cultured.
4. Always go to Thailand. Why? Who knows.
5. They save that 1 bottle of good spirits for a joyful occasion. It never comes.

 

[ShanDog]

Lots of hatey potaties in this thread.

 

[CM86]

Lots of hatey potaties in this thread.

No idea why it's such a polarising issue.


But I am concerned about the people who seemingly fantasise about a break in, and the things they will do if it happened...
It's almost sexual...

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

No idea why it's such a polarising issue.


But I am concerned about the people who seemingly fantasise about a break in, and the things they will do if it happened...
It's almost sexual...

You're not suggesting big dogs are a substitute for small penises are you?

 

[CM86]

You're not suggesting big dogs are a substitute for small penises are you?

Who needs so many hard shafts laying around their house???

 

[VineyIsLORD]

I am not angry nor little.
Here's how my day is going.....
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You look alone

 

[chelseacarlton]

oh my god is that supposed to be some sort of povo version of a beach?
i can practically feel a rotting pier nearby.

Povo?
Oh my,what a quaint little ego you have.
Actually we are getting a new boat launching ramp.
Now,if we can get the dickheads around the corner to stfu we can get a nice new boat marina and I can sell my house and retire!.

 

[chelseacarlton]

You look alone

My young family are just out of shot.
I think you'd jizz your pants if my missus was in the picture.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I think you'd jizz your pants if my missus was in the picture.

Why are you 2 so keen to impress others on the internet?

Thank you for taking the time to take a picture for us, but I highly recommend you don't bring your partner into the discussion.

 

[VineyIsLORD]

My young family are just out of shot.
I think you'd jizz your pants if my missus was in the picture.

Post photo so I can forward to Apex plz.

 

[chelseacarlton]

So you do feel safe? Then what's the problem?

Also, I'd definitely beat you in a fight.

I had an arm wrestle with him in my head and beat him 2 to 1,best out of 3.
Owned him.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Post photo so I can forward to Apex plz.

Ok internet lame guy!.

 

[benchwarmer5]

Anyone whom uses the letter 'u' to signify the word 'you',is not and will never be worth my time.
You're a dullard and a child.

took the time to turd a response

 

[chelseacarlton]

took the time to turd a response

 

[CM86]

I've never really understood the "Lel, you replied to me, so I win"...

It's like, if someone spits in your face, you thank them for including you in their life...

"Sir, I see you are pissing on me. I'm not currently on fire, but I appreciate the concern".

 

[bad setanta]

Last time a bloke bragged to me about the size of his dog, it was some dude hitting on me without me realising it

A) He was probably referring to the size of his half mongrel and B) You should be less picky when you visit a bathhouse KV.

 

[FPPF]

Yes you would. Because bogan deros with 'suburban fortresses' who brag about their dog size have some things in common.

1. They are weak as piss.
2. They have nothing worth stealing.
3. They think eating lemon chicken once a year makes them cultured.
4. Always go to Thailand. Why? Who knows.
5. They save that 1 bottle of good spirits for a joyful occasion. It never comes.

It's cute that you make so many assumptions about people. Projecting your insecurities is amusing for people reading.
Good that you've found a little buddy in here though, you can probably put that scissors away for a while..until he gets bored with you.

Thailands a wonderful country from what I hear btw, never been but maybe one day I'll make time.

Think I'll have that one bottle of good spirits now, it's a joyful time watching insecure idiots being trolled.

 

[Catastic82]

It's cute that you make so many assumptions about people. Projecting your insecurities is amusing for people reading.
Good that you've found a little buddy in here though, you can probably put that scissors away for a while..until he gets bored with you.

Thailands a wonderful country from what I hear btw, never been but maybe one day I'll make time.

Think I'll have that one bottle of good spirits now, it's a joyful time watching insecure idiots being trolled.

When you're drinking a "bottle of Sprits" at 5.40 in the morning...over some internet postings mind you...you aren't in a positition to judge anyone.

You should however seek help for that drinking problem .

 

[FPPF]

When you're drinking a "bottle of Sprits" at 5.40 in the morning...over some internet postings mind you...you aren't in a positition to judge anyone.

You should however seek help for that drinking problem .

Live a little, it won't kill ya. You may even experience fun for the first time.

 

[Catastic82]

Live a little, it won't kill ya. You may even experience fun for the first time.

Not everyone requires drinking at 5.40 in the morning to be able to enjoy their lives.

I wouldn't call that "living".... Like I said could be a drinking problem but I don't want to make assumptions .

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Some posters go to the beach to post themselves giving the finger, others drink at 5.40 in the morning because they think they 'trolled' someone.

Clearly some people take BF too seriously.

 

[FPPF]

Some posters go to the beach to post themselves giving the finger, others drink at 5.40 in the morning because they think they 'trolled' someone.

Clearly some people take BF too seriously.

Clearly.

 

[FPPF]

Not everyone requires drinking at 5.40 in the morning to be able to enjoy their lives.

I wouldn't call that "living".... Like I said could be a drinking problem but I don't want to make assumptions .

Let's continue with the assumption that you made that I was in fact drinking at 5 am, rather then the obvious indicated by the other guys post..how do you know I haven't been working night shift for the past week including the weekend and this now isn't my down time, my "weekend"??

Secondly, how do you know I'm not on holiday in Europe, where it wasn't 5am at the time?

Third, who are you to judge others and tell them when they can or can't drink?

Finally yeh buddy don't touch the drink it's the Devils nectar and all that you know, better run off to your whacky new age false Christian cult like church and have a sing along. Pray for me, or sing or whatever. Amen.

 

[CM86]

Not drinking at 5am = wacky Christian cult.

Whole post reeks of the classic addict justification and defensiveness.

I think someone is an angry drunk...