Drunk work stories

[ChappyUK]

We've all done it. Head out at lunch to the pub and come back a bit worse for wear and in no shape to see out the afternoon.

Worst I've seen was a young petite girl who decided doing shots at lunchtime would be a good idea.

Ended up hurling in the lift which I' sure still smells to this day.

Sure there is somesomwme crazier stories.

 

[edgie]

Pee'd in my pants once when still suffering the effects of a big night.

I didn't even notice til I felt it in my shoes.

 

[Upgrayedd]

One of my first jobs someone who was still drunk from the night before accidently crushed some guys forearm to some racking. Was pretty ****ed up

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Around Christmas time, i was stacking shelves at Woolies and decided for my lunch break I would have a few celebratory Wild Turkey and Coke premixes in the car.

Little tipsy coming back in but that's about it.

 

[Wojcinski]

Me most Fridays

 

[peasantbruh69]

Used to do some door knocking, one hot summers day me and the other bloke simply could not go on. Decided to head into a nearby pub for lunch and water and get out of the heat for an hour or two. Had the lunch and water, still felt like it was too hot outside. Decided on one cheeky beer, which turned into 5 beers. I dunno if it was the heat or what, but the alcohol must've hit my mate at once, and he started rolling around on the floor carrying on like a pork chop. We get kicked out, sit outside for a bit then all of a sudden our boss shows up. He clearly sees us, but we decide to leg it, my mate trips over and then starts throwing up all over himself. I hid in a bush watching our manager yelling at my mate who was in all sorts. We both show up the next day for work expecting to get fired, but he gave us another chance lol. Got the dream offer the next week to work in a pizza shop and that was that.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Used to do some door knocking, one hot summers day me and the other bloke simply could not go on. Decided to head into a nearby pub for lunch and water and get out of the heat for an hour or two. Had the lunch and water, still felt like it was too hot outside. Decided on one cheeky beer, which turned into 5 beers. I dunno if it was the heat or what, but the alcohol must've hit my mate at once, and he started rolling around on the floor carrying on like a pork chop. We get kicked out, sit outside for a bit then all of a sudden our boss shows up. He clearly sees us, but we decide to leg it, my mate trips over and then starts throwing up all over himself. I hid in a bush watching our manager yelling at my mate who was in all sorts. We both show up the next day for work expecting to get fired, but he gave us another chance lol. Got the dream offer the next week to work in a pizza shop and that was that.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Pee'd in my pants once when still suffering the effects of a big night.

I didn't even notice til I felt it in my shoes.

A coworker did that recently and has his pants open over the hand dryer in the toilets drying his genitals and yelling out 'It stinks'.

 

[Gough]

Our stock bloke used to deal coke, so you'd often find an excuse to nip down to goods in for a quick toot.

 

[royals1923]

We've all done it. Head out at lunch to the pub and come back a bit worse for wear and in no shape to see out the afternoon.

Worst I've seen was a young petite girl who decided doing shots at lunchtime would be a good idea.

Ended up hurling in the lift which I' sure still smells to this day.

Sure there is somesomwme crazier stories.

Typical Chappy, boozing at work. If you had powerful Russian genetics it wouldn't be an issue, but you're as wet and weak as a lettuce leaf in the rain.

 

[edgie]

A coworker did that recently and has his pants open over the hand dryer in the toilets drying his genitals and yelling out 'It stinks'.

I went for an early morning grog bog that was coming fast with no warning. Dropped the dacks, sat down, relaxed, and nature took its course.

Unfortunately in my hazy haste I didn't notice that the old fella didn't make it in the bowl and was resting on the seat, firing out a number one straight in to my jocks.

Sent from mTalk

 

[Silent Alarm]

Pissing in your jocks accidentally is not a crazy drunk story

 

[Perth gal]

Do you reckon Bert and Ernie were ....you know. ...

 

[Perth gal]

I got schozzled once and went into work the next day. I worked in a hospital in the catering dep. Guy i worked with had to do most of the work while i made frequent trips to the dunnys. Didnt spew though. He just laughed at me the entire day. Campaigner.

 

[edgie]

Pissing in your jocks accidentally is not a crazy drunk story

Is if your drunk at work

 

[FootyJunkie]

Did it in London atleast twice per week when I lived there, at the pub from 1pm to 3pm, grab a sandwich from Pret on the way back.... as long as I i didn't disturb my co workers, no one gave a toss, and i would be back at the pub by 5pm if it was Friday

 

[Nugett]

Went to a work xmas party that started at 8am. Where I brought in some coke bottles laced with scotch (workplace was alcohol free) where it got misplaced with other bottles of coke. Somebody else brought in a bottle of scotch and untainted bottles of coke. Somehow the Coke’s got mixed up so double the scotch. I had nothing to eat that day, went home got changed and caught up with the other workers at a pub about lunch time. had a few beers. Decided to get something to eat about 7pm KFC down the road. It hit me. After throwing up in the KFC toilets I decided I better go home. Pre mobile days, The was a phone box across the road, as I’m calling a taxi I’m throwing up down the phone. Needless to say the taxi never arrived!

 

[ChappyUK]

One work function a mate had to work on the weekend so didn't want a late one. His decided tgat we skull a few drinks then h'ed go home early to sleep it off and be right in the morning.

We basically skulled 8-10 subzeros in an hour and were totally smashed.

The guy who had to get home early made it home at 4am after falling asleep in a shop front on Barkley St on his way home.

 

[the_interloper]

Had half a disco biscuit while working at the bottle o one night, best shift ever ha ha

 

[Silent Alarm]

Rocked up still pretty dizzy and hazy from the night before yesterday. Was throwing all sorts of terrible chat to customers. 'Crea is your surname? Do you know the origins of that? Sounds like someone took the end out or something, religious persecution?' About two hours later I folded and the haze went and the sickness came. Got through it but was pretty close to spewing all over boxes of expensive stock for a while.

 

[Macca19]

I used to work in the wine industry, one particular job involved tastings once a week. So once a week we got pretty jolly, more often than not meant not much work happened after that

 

[Gough]

I used to work in the wine industry, one particular job involved tastings once a week. So once a week we got pretty jolly, more often than not meant not much work happened after that

I hosted Malcolm Gluck for a tasting/signing one evening and pretty much wrote off the entire place for the next day.

 

[RelaxMax]

Had half a disco biscuit while working at the bottle o one night, best shift ever ha ha

Liked for disco biscuit

 

[William Wonka]

I had waaaaay too much cake one night and woke up the next day three times more gone than when Id fallen asleep (and I was pretty bad then).
I was a rep going business to business cold calling at the time and figured 'what the hell?'
I pretty much spent the day stumbling into shops and offices where I would mumble incoherent shit at whoever had the misfortune to be behind recerption for a while then apologize and walk out.

 

[raskolnikov]

I'v never been drunk at work myself but I've had a few students show up drunk, hungover or stoned.