dwayne ****head russel

[SpecialComments]

"Rodney Eade searching for the finals... searching for his next contract.... searching for the next goal"

One of the worst lines to come up out Russell's mouth for some time

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Premature jizz on that Wells shot there.

 

[Drummond]

Dogs down by just 5 points, “Dogs have life!!”

Really Dwayne, you don’t say?

 

[Ochre]

On the buzzer!

 

[glenn_ox]

HAHA! The BUZZER Derwayne? THE BUZZER?! You F-head.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Barry Hall is a godsend!!

 

[pepsi]

"Griffen off the carpet"

 

[Pumbi]

Damn, Wells just missed the KILL SHOT.

 

[pepsi]

Damn, Wells just missed the KILL SHOT.

Don't worry, Petrie just delivered it according to Dwayne.

 

[Ochre]

Damn, Wells just missed the KILL SHOT.

Don't worry, Petrie just got it

 

[MT_report]

What's this "kill shot" he keeps talking about? Is this his newest little thing he says?

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

"Speight beats him off!"

Yucky. Did he reach the kill shot?

 

[Drummond]

What the freaking heck is a kill shot? Is it worth 10 points or something??

 

[PrideOf]

Williams is down, he is out, he has not moved!!! - D Russell

10 Seconds after

Williams is up and walking and shrugs off trainers and continues playing...

He's got form there.

In the Adel v Syd game a few weeks back, Derwayne had diagnosed a broken leg as Craig Bird was falling to the deck. Then Bird got up and walked off.

 

[handy point]

Whoah!!!! Look at the page count!


IS IT 50?!

YOU BET IT IS!!!

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Whoah!!!! Look at the page count!


IS IT 50?!

YOU BET IT IS!!!

'My BigFooty' --> 'Edit Options' --> Scroll down to 'Thread Display Options' --> 'Number of Posts Per Page' --> Change to 'Show 30 Posts Per Page'.

Thank me later, because it is CRAZY GOOD!!!!!1111!1oneone

 

[Tairy Greene]

'My BigFooty' --> 'Edit Options' --> Scroll down to 'Thread Display Options' --> 'Number of Posts Per Page' --> Change to 'Show 30 Posts Per Page'.

Thank me later, because it is CRAZY GOOD!!!!!1111!1oneone

You might say... 'He shorts it'....

 

[Marklar_33]

'My BigFooty' --> 'Edit Options' --> Scroll down to 'Where Angels fear to Tread!'--> 'Number of Posts Per Page' --> Change to 'Show 30 Posts Per Page'.

Thank me later, because it is CRAZY GOOD!!!!!1111!1oneone

efDERWAYNE!

 

[kerrazy]

has anyone noticed his new term when a players trying to take a contested grab?

'Embley from four deep'

'cox from four deep'

WTF?

 

[Drummond]

Page 50! This thread just keeps on delivering.

From little things, big things grew.

 

[Marklar_33]

Page 50! This thread just keeps on delivering.

From little things, big things grew.

254 posts away from a Mod delivering the KILL SHOT!

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Why does Dwayne commentate games like he is trying to advertise Australian Rules football to a foreign audience? It's as if every single piece of play has to be SPECTACULAR!!!!!!, GORGEOUS!!!!!!!, PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!, AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!, CRAZY GOOD!!!!!!!!!, AS GOOD AS IT GETS!!!!!!!!! etc etc etc out of fear that the audience might not think the game is exciting and lose interest....

Things I would rather hear than Dwayne Russell:

- Breakfast radio.
- Rebecca Black's 'Friday'.
- "You have five minutes to move your car. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have five minutes to move your cube."
- "Suck me, beautiful."
- "You will not enjoy this."
- "Put your mouth on the pavement."
- "What's that white discolouration on your lip?"
- "You have seconds to live."

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

- "What's that white discolouration on your lip?"

"You should get that checked out."

 

[pepsi]

254 posts away from a Mod delivering the KILL SHOT!

That will be CRAZY GOOD!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pumbi]

Called the 2nd quarter like it was the Grand Final today. LOUD NOISES