Unbearable again today. Just then Goodes has his jumper grabbed, handballs the ball away and Derwayne is calling for holding the ball. Dunstall then explains because he got the handball away it cant possibly be a free kick paid.
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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Yeah was going to post that here too. What I really hate is how he's so confident that he's right and then when it's pointed out that he is completely wrong he doesn't say anything.
This is how it went from Dwayne: "Ball, Ball, Ball, that has got to be holding the ball, what the? That's ball".
Replay follows with Dunstall explaining that it was clearly a handball and therefore not holding the ball.
Dwayne Russell: silence
LOL, under a minute left and Dwayne says if it was 12 points the margin instead of 13 Geelong would still be a chance for a draw. Even when he finally admits the game is over he can't help but invent scenarios that would GIVE THEM SOME LIFE.
Sadly he didn't say THE KILL SHOT near the end of the game
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What about when Harry Taylor went down and Dwayne says that the game needs to be stopped because they were about to run over him.
Meanwhile, the ball was 80 metres away on the wing and Harry was just getting up to stumble to the bench.
Meanwhile, the ball was 80 metres away on the wing and Harry was just getting up to stumble to the bench.
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He seems to have taken a liking to the "money shot". Both Milne and Stevie J are "the man with the money shot". 
And stop saying "ball" you numbnuts. It's HOLDING THE BALL. You're a commentator, act like one.
And stop saying "ball" you numbnuts. It's HOLDING THE BALL. You're a commentator, act like one.
If you want to listen to someone who's got something interesting to say, the der head has not got anything of interest
Channel 10's coverage is not bad actually they cross over to the sidelines and michael christian engages in conversation with the co-commentator rather than describing 'edge of your seat' touch by touch
Just turn the volume down for the der head
Channel 10's coverage is not bad actually they cross over to the sidelines and michael christian engages in conversation with the co-commentator rather than describing 'edge of your seat' touch by touch
Just turn the volume down for the der head
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handy point
is handy
Apparently the AFL has switched from sirens to buzzers.
FFS - He's on again.
Gives it and go's, now he can get it and go, shorts it...and he'll get it and go.
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Dwaynooo sounds depressed today
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"Nahas kicks it into the lake"
.... the ball didn't even make the second tier.
.... the ball didn't even make the second tier.
Pretty sure he been re-signed for next year.
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Adelaide Richmond, 3/4 time, apart from the spark that Richmond needed and the fire starter from Riewoldt, Adelaide score a goal on the siren, crowd is clapping on the siren for that very goal... what does Dwayne say?
' The crowd clapping Mark Bickley as he walks down...'
No Dwayne, Richmond just kicked 5 in a row and the Crows just scored one hence the clap from the crowd-nothing to do with the coach.
Adelaide Richmond, 3/4 time, apart from the spark that Richmond needed and the fire starter from Riewoldt, Adelaide score a goal on the siren, crowd is clapping on the siren for that very goal... what does Dwayne say?
' The crowd clapping Mark Bickley as he walks down...'
No Dwayne, Richmond just kicked 5 in a row and the Crows just scored one hence the clap from the crowd-nothing to do with the coach.
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Re: dwayne ****head russel
chaos?
chaos?
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Re: dwayne ****head russel
Are any of these "new rules" really coming in or is Derwayneeeee just making things up again?
Are any of these "new rules" really coming in or is Derwayneeeee just making things up again?
Deeerrrwayne "Next year their will be video reviews for these situations"
Lynch "So they are bringing that in nest year?"
Deeerrrwayne "No but it looks like it will be given the tick"
One more week of your crap talk for the season Deeerrrwayne thank God!!!
Lynch "So they are bringing that in nest year?"
Deeerrrwayne "No but it looks like it will be given the tick"
One more week of your crap talk for the season Deeerrrwayne thank God!!!
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Apparently the Crows are still a chance to have their WORST SEASON EVER....i know this cos Dwayne mentioned it 18 times
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F*** this.
Here are the last 15 mins of the last qtr of Adelaide Richmond game.
All Dwayne pearlers:
13 min to go (note Danny Frawley's annoying over talking has been ignored)
- 'Chaos Ball'
- Adelaide player called for holding the ball incorrectly as he gets foot on it (Dwayne states didnt get foot on ball when he did)
- Richmond three goals in front -'Amazing!' (no it's not Dwayne.)
- 'From the paint' (x 2)
- Johncock kicks straight out on the full from set shot on boundary 'he bends it...not enough-out on the full'.
- 'Adelaide has gone from needing 6 goals in 6 mins to 5 goals in 5 mins'. i.e - Adelaide kicked a goal.
SIREN
Its so bad its compelling to listen to...hahaha.
F*** this.
Here are the last 15 mins of the last qtr of Adelaide Richmond game.
All Dwayne pearlers:
13 min to go (note Danny Frawley's annoying over talking has been ignored)
- 'Chaos Ball'
- Adelaide player called for holding the ball incorrectly as he gets foot on it (Dwayne states didnt get foot on ball when he did)
- Richmond three goals in front -'Amazing!' (no it's not Dwayne.)
- 'From the paint' (x 2)
- Johncock kicks straight out on the full from set shot on boundary 'he bends it...not enough-out on the full'.
- 'Adelaide has gone from needing 6 goals in 6 mins to 5 goals in 5 mins'. i.e - Adelaide kicked a goal.
SIREN
Its so bad its compelling to listen to...hahaha.
Fck You FOXSPORTS if truePretty sure he been re-signed for next year.
Alistair Lynch was in just as good a form as Dwayne today in regards to talking up a game that is well and truly over. They were down by over 5 goals with about 4 mins to go and they were still sprouting s**t like "They've just gotta take some risks now if they wanna win this"
Dwayne, Lynch and Spud are a horrible commentary team. Only saved by Jako
Dwayne, Lynch and Spud are a horrible commentary team. Only saved by Jako
