Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[block_100]

"Oh if this is a finals preview, we are going to drown in honey come September!"
What dafuq does that even mean?

http://www.internetslang.com/DAFUQ-meaning-definition.asp should explain it.

 

[Hawker55]

He called Sewell an 'underrated Superstar' yesterday. How on earth is a superstar underrated?

 

[The Speaker]

One D. Cometti just said "an old chaos ball".

 

[Dangas]

I miss him

 

[Those]

A work of art
Act your age
As good as it gets
Astonishing
Bends it back
Biggest lead of the game
Break out the hundreds and thousands, it's party time
Chaos ball
Crazy good
Enough to make a grown man cry
Firestarter
First kick he takes in anger
From four deep
From little things, big things grow
From point blank range
From the paint
Gets and goes
Gets plenty of shoe on it
Gives it some sky
Gives it some toe
Godsend
Going nowhere
Golden Brown
Half-held
Heart-starter
Horrendous
If you joined us late
In your dreams
Incredible
Is that 50?
Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
It's a clinic
Kickable by his standards
Kill shot
Like shelling peas
Magnificent
Majestic
Makes it somebody else's problem
Miracle
Money shot
No way
Not in your wildest dreams
Off the scale
Oh baby
On the buzzer
Out of this world
Outstanding
Pass target
Pick your poison
Played for the free
Playing for his football life
Pluck
Position 1A
Sensational
Shorts it
Shot in the arm
Spear
Spectacular
Spinning his wheels
Squeezes it in
(Team) has life
That'll bring the house down
That's a gem
That's deliberate
That's gotta be ball
That's one of the goals of the year
The early bird gets the worm, now the second mouse gets the cheese
The West Coast
What (player) can't do, can't be done
Where angels fear to tread
You bet he can
You bet it is
You better believe it

 

[Adz]

Excellent post!

 

[The Speaker]

Majestic post! A work of art! Is it crazy good? You bet it is!

efa

 

[Supermercado]

Puts some shoe on it

 

[Chief]

One D. Cometti just said "an old chaos ball".

He also said "there's a Blair in there".

 

[JOELY]

a set shot kick from about 20 out on a slight angle is "a gem".

 

[Flawed Genius]

Higgins scores "from the paint".

 

[Flawed Genius]

Brett Goodes' first disposal is a gem also.

 

[thejester]

How did 'the natives are restless' not make that list?

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

lol it didn't take long for this thread to re appear.

 

[half_back_flank]

I wish he'd spend a little more time explaining the NAB rules though.

 

[brucetiki]

First NAB Cup game of the year and we cop Der-wayne.

What did we do to deserve this.

 

[Hawthorn United]

I missed this thread. Thank god it's back.

 

[mick06]

Is this for 9?
This could be for 9!
Better check the 9!
Thats 9!
He got blinded by the chance for 9!
Hes kicked it touching the paint. Is that 9?
9!

 

[The Speaker]

Is this for 9?
This could be for 9!
Better check the 9!
Thats 9!
He got blinded by the chance for 9!
Hes kicked it touching the paint. Is that 9?
9!

 

[BlueBen]

Collingwood hit the front with eight seconds to go, centre bounce. Dwayne: "needless to say, Essendon need to get it forward here!"

 

[Micksy]

Do we have the "free kick against the last player to touch it before it goes out of bounds" rule?

I look forward to hearing that explained every time the ball goes within 20m of the boundary paint.

 

[Matt_BL]

Was surprised he didn't use the old 'their season is on the line' . Might be a little too early even for Dwayne's standards. Expect it round 1.

 

[Pal22]

Back and as annoying as ever - lost count of how many times he said "this is for 9" seriously it was just about every single time a player was having a kick near the 50m line

 

[mick06]

For *s sake hes at it again.
Thats it im done with footy this year already

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

I am quite confident that Dwayne Russell has had sexual contact with a supergoal.