Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[010203]

Pair him with Gerard Healy, who I think I hate more, and it’s an absolute nightmare.

The two flogs who prefer to do non Melbourne games from a studio.

 

[Mentallo]

Oh and at one stage in the third quarter he said that both cheer squads were trying to fire up their teams.
Well, I was at the game and Dweeb Dwayne wasn’t because both Richmond and Sydney cheer squads were doing nothing.

When the Stanley Cup final game finished up on ESPN I flicked over to your game, heard Deeeerwayne calling and said nup I got other stuff to do and switched off and just followed the scores on my phone.
Pretty much going to forfeit games he calls now as he just takes away any enjoyment I have watching whoever is playing.

 

[tugga]

****l he is painful today. Like extra painful.

 

[Slime Roy]

"Kicks it to where he'd like to be"
I'm sorry...did you just assume a players field preference??

Maybe he actually LOVES to do the team thing & isn't a selfish campaigner..
Unlike some in the commentary box.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

**** off The Fritsch Magnet. Choke on your own dick.

 

[010203]

I chose to listen to BT and JB. Seems like I made a good decision.

 

[Slime Roy]

Now he's blown his voice out!
Pretty unprofessional that you can't last a long weekend, during bye round, when you're in a studio for half of em

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Now he's blown his voice out!
Pretty unprofessional that you can't last a long weekend, during bye round, when you're in a studio for half of em

He should take 6 months off to let it heal.

 

[Mentallo]

I chose to listen to BT and JB. Seems like I made a good decision.

I got home from work early last qtr turned on Fox Derrrrwayne calling, nope.
Went to 7 JB calling, faaaaark!! Can’t stand him either so watched in 4K on mute.

 

[TradeDraft]

Did he calm this game from the Melbourne Cheersquad?

 

[TradeDraft]

I got home from work early last qtr turned on Fox Derrrrwayne calling, nope.
Went to 7 JB calling, faaaaark!! Can’t stand him either so watched in 4K on mute.

Should have the Old Red Button just for the Ground Sound and no Commentators

 

[010203]

He should take 6 months off to let it heal.

That'd be crazy good.

 

[Slime Roy]

I got home from work early last qtr turned on Fox Derrrrwayne calling, nope.
Went to 7 JB calling, faaaaark!! Can’t stand him either so watched in 4K on mute.

What a time to be alive

 

[Partridge]

Completely destroyed what was a pretty good game between Brisbane and GWS.

Having his tongue torn out by red hot pincers should be on every footy fan's wish list.

 

[JOELY]

It's not just him, it's how he's infected all the other commentators. Listening to Whately go with "though the keasyeshole" on Friday, who the **** is this for? He's created this expectation that after every goal there needs to be some ****ing pun or catch phrase. Call the ****ing game, we don't need a comedy show. It's not clever, it's horseshit.

Also, i know it's a nitpick, but imagine being new to the game and hearing commentary saying shit like "is that ball?", "could have been ball", "wow, i though that was ball", "that was ball". Is it too much for this tosser to articulate that he's talking about holding the ball like everyone else?

 

[Slime Roy]

Jase Burgoyne puts his heart, soul and fist into it.
#fist us all Jase

 

[Cleavy]

It's not just him, it's how he's infected all the other commentators. Listening to Whately go with "though the keasyeshole" on Friday, who the **** is this for? He's created this expectation that after every goal there needs to be some ****ing pun or catch phrase. Call the ****ing game, we don't need a comedy show. It's not cleaver, it horseshit.

Also, i know it's a nitpick, but imagine being new to the game and hearing commentary saying shit like "is that ball?", "could have been ball", "wow, i though that was ball", "that was ball". Is it to much for this tosser to articulate that he's talking about holding the ball like everyone else?

they had a small article in the Hun about the kids commentator (Brendan Bolton's son) shadowing BT on Thursday in preparation for the kids call next weekend, and BT mentioning how you need 40 descriptions for different types of kicks.

 

[Slime Roy]

they had a small article in the Hun about the kids commentator (Brendan Bolton's son) shadowing BT on Thursday in preparation for the kids call next weekend, and BT mentioning how you need 40 descriptions for different types of kicks.

I wouldn't let my kid anywhere near BT (nothing suss) his craft just simply needs to expire with him.

 

[Hoos]

He's created this expectation that after every goal there needs to be some ****ing pun or catch phrase. Call the ****ing game, we don't need a comedy show. It's not cleaver, it horseshit.

Pencil neck geek Huddo deserves some of the blame for that too. Not for the horrendous play by play calling (he's far better than der-wayne), but definitely for the horrendous after goal catch phrase torture. And always with a cringeworthy rise in volume.

It’s a rare thing to turn on any game now and not hear at least one caller that does for commentary what Dave Hughes does for comedy.

 

[Partridge]

It's not just him, it's how he's infected all the other commentators. Listening to Whately go with "though the keasyeshole" on Friday, who the **** is this for? He's created this expectation that after every goal there needs to be some ****ing pun or catch phrase. Call the ****ing game, we don't need a comedy show. It's not cleaver, it horseshit.

Also, i know it's a nitpick, but imagine being new to the game and hearing commentary saying shit like "is that ball?", "could have been ball", "wow, i though that was ball", "that was ball". Is it to much for this tosser to articulate that he's talking about holding the ball like everyone else?

Actually I blame a lot of that on Brayshaw - who is almost as bad. Being from cricket (and therefore having no right to be anywhere near footy commentary in any way, shape or form) everything to him is a "ball". Absolutely everything. I've never heard him once say "good kick", "great kick for goal", "good pass" etc. It's "ball" for every single thing.

You're right, it's a mental infection these idiots have. I genuinely think that they imagine themselves as the cool kids. Weird for a group of 50-60 year olds who most definitely should move (or be moved) out of the way now.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Accidental (?) Last Tango in Paris reference from Dwayno yesterday with “Butters in the hole”.

 

[Hoos]

Accidental (?) Last Tango in Paris reference from Dwayno yesterday with “Butters in the hole”.

If it wasn't accidental it's the one good line of his career.

 

[tugga]

Especially rancid for swans vs freo

 

[janty]

Snappy Tom (Papley), Cool Hand Luke (Jackson) today.

 

[Mentallo]

Sometimes working on Sundays can be a blessing.