Dylan Roberton

[DOCKERZ]

Or your best mates younger sister... and you banged her once on the sly...

Bigfooty, give this man a badge!

That's Badge, with a B..

 

[JunglistPosse]

Or your best mates younger sister... and you banged her once on the sly...

Coaches wife

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Hey, it's pretty damn scarey when you initially find out you've knocked up your girlfriend. That's all i'm saying.

I kind of know where you are coming from, a gutter trash bird I used to shag stopped taking the pill and didn't tell me about it :O, dodged a huuuuuuge bullet right there.....

 

[freo84]

I kind of know where you are coming from, a gutter trash bird I used to shag stopped taking the pill and didn't tell me about it :O, dodged a huuuuuuge bullet right there.....

Been there, dodged that.........

 

[Ghost Pig]

Bigfooty, give this man a badge!

That's Badge, with a B..

I have since become a masterful practitioner of the ancient art of coitus interruptus.

 

[yakka man]

I kind of know where you are coming from, a gutter trash bird I used to shag stopped taking the pill and didn't tell me about it :O, dodged a huuuuuuge bullet right there.....

Maybe you shoot blanks...

 

[Nickos66]

I kind of know where you are coming from, a gutter trash bird I used to shag stopped taking the pill and didn't tell me about it :O, dodged a huuuuuuge bullet right there.....

Maybe you shoot blanks...

Hahahaha..

How far down the rabbit hole before the bullet was dodged?

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Too far. Certainly not worth the time and effort.

And yeah yakka, maybe I could be, never really thought of it. I think I just got lucky with timing of the cycle and and all that. Would have been propper ****ed if not for an innocent question and noticing a crazy glint in her eye.

So easy to see how some poor fellas can be stitched up so easily and have their life ruined by women. Scary, scary stuff.

 

[Bulldocker]

I have since become a masterful practitioner of the ancient art of coitus interruptus.

I went the Handus on Cockus method myself!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Robbo's known his girlfriend since they were kids, so I'd say she's from Franga as well.

 

[Kickett Punches Read]

Too far. Certainly not worth the time and effort.

And yeah yakka, maybe I could be, never really thought of it. I think I just got lucky with timing of the cycle and and all that. Would have been propper screwed if not for an innocent question and noticing a crazy glint in her eye.

So easy to see how some poor fellas can be stitched up so easily and have their life ruined by women. Scary, scary stuff.

not that there is anything wrong with it... but i always thought you were gay

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Because my internet persona is one of butterflies and lollipops...

 

[Kickett Punches Read]

Because my internet persona is one of butterflies and lollipops...

maybe it was from that little war you had going with PB a little while back, a lot of abuse got hurled back then though

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

I love pussy, of that you need not worry.

 

[Arcassius]

I love pussy, of that you need not worry.

your pussy wears a helmet

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

My helmet envelopes the hairy pussy...

 

[E Shed]

Gees the off-season is getting weird already.

 

[Arcassius]

Gees the off-season is getting weird already.

this is what happens when they extend trade period. won't anyone think of the supporters?

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

U think it's weird now, wait another week and a half....

 

[JunglistPosse]

Fevola signs with Freo?

 

[Clay Davis]

Gees the off-season is getting weird already.

Stop it with your stalking.

 

[Arcassius]

from memory it's the last month before the season proper where shit hits the fan and everyone is arguing with everyone else

 

[Ghost Pig]

from memory it's the last month before the season proper where shit hits the fan and everyone is arguing with everyone else

Aaah yes... The time of year when we sit like adulant children, waiting, refreshing, in the hope that Salim Malik has graced us with a training update.

 

[Dockernut]

Aaah yes... The time of year when we sit like adulant children, waiting, refreshing, in the hope that Salim Malik has graced us with a training update.

Bahaha - so true. Kind of wearing out the refresh button lately too.

 

[Seppo]

I really hope we get a taker for Dylan in Victoria, even if we get a late 3rd rounder or a bag of chips. Really don't want to see him get delisted and not picked up by a club. Could spell the end of his footy career.

Surely St Kilda or Bulldogs could do with a 3rd tall defender coming cheaply.