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Dyson Heppell's dreadlocks

Are Dyson's dreadlocks?

  • A disrespectful appropriation of black culture, in the historical context of black oppression

    Votes: 11 17.2%
  • An expression of Dyson's individuality

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • Clumps of THC-logged hippy filth that soak up and dissipate Dyson's aggressiveness through osmosis

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • Dyson's body Dyson's choice

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • Just a chyll hairstyle for a chyll dude

    Votes: 15 23.4%
  • Dyson's hairstyle is irrelevant to Dyson as a footballer

    Votes: 22 34.4%
  • Suggest a level of immaturity in our captain which is slightly concerning

    Votes: 10 15.6%

  • Total voters
    64
  • Poll closed .

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yeah nah they are dreads
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When did they dred? Wasn't that way last year. Pendlebury is from Gippsland too isn't he? Seriously boys east of Camberwell your hair sux.
 
Holy **** mate consider lightening up.

Did you click on it hoping for a serious essendon discussion?
I was hoping for insightful analytical information on the composition of Dyson's hair follicles or comical relief... this thread delivers neither.

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Make the poll - what should he do to his hair?

Blade?
Shave number 1...2-5
Cut and style
Dermie perm?
Colour it
Etc
 
I bet they stink like shit when he gets them wet.
My dreads always smelled like your spare pillow did the morning after you slept with that girl you always had a crush on who confessed to bathing in rose petals and unicorn tears. Do you remember that smell?
 
My dreads always smelled like your spare pillow did the morning after you slept with that girl you always had a crush on who confessed to bathing in rose petals and unicorn tears. Do you remember that smell?
I married her and have 3 kids, so no.
 
I was pretty much just lurking but I’ve plucked up the courage to ask if “chyll” is what the younger, cooler crowd are doing in the spelling environment these days? I’m alarmed. It’s taken me a while to type LOL without feeling a bit try-hard.

Also why am I here?
 
I was pretty much just lurking but I’ve plucked up the courage to ask if “chyll” is what the younger, cooler crowd are doing in the spelling environment these days? I’m alarmed. It’s taken me a while to type LOL without feeling a bit try-hard.

Also why am I here?
Heppell would know what Chyll means.
 

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Well, what a ride it's been.

The question of Dyson's dreadlocks was met with skepticism at first, but it was soon recognised that this was a topic that required vigorous debate.

But the poll has now closed and the results are in.

The votes generally showed that most were either supportive of the dreadlocks or do not care about the dreadlocks, though there are certainly some lingering concerns regarding cultural appropriation issues, the filthy, hippy-like nature of the dreadlocks, and the fact they may suggest a level of immaturity in Dyson.

However, regarding the cultural appropriation issue, while personally I feel that white dreads are somewhat questionable, I feel it's not at the level of appropriation of say, Iggy Azalea,

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Native American headresses at festivals,

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or that they are even true "white rasta" style dreads

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I feel the concerns about their filthy hippy-like nature is cause for some concern, because if left unchecked this

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could easily turn into this

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As far as the immaturity concerns, well it could be worse

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Anyway the time has now come for me to reveal my true identity, I am Dlyan Shiel. Or as Dys calls me, "Chyl Dyl".

As you know, I am extremely professional and diligent (Dyligent) in my preparations, and this is an example of that. I wanted to get a gage on how the Essendon BigFooty community felt about Dyson's dreadlocks, to see if I needed to have a chat with Dys about them.

I will pass on to Dys the general sentiment regarding the dreadlocks, but I'll let him know he can keep them for now.

Just so you know, this is only a small part of the preparations I have been making for the 2019 season. It will be a big year - go Bombers!

p.s I was never really considering Hawthorne, just wanted to mess with them ;)

Cheers, Dyl

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