Dyson Heppell's dreadlocks

[fishardansin]

yeah nah they are dreads

When did they dred? Wasn't that way last year. Pendlebury is from Gippsland too isn't he? Seriously boys east of Camberwell your hair sux.

 

[Maxabillions]

The people have spoken and I have heard them.

The poll has been freed from the tyranny of a single vote only. Vote as many times as you like!

 

[Maxabillions]

When did they dred? Wasn't that way last year. Pendlebury is from Gippsland too isn't he? Seriously boys east of Camberwell your hair sux.

He's been hitting the bongs real hard over the break.

 

[Godzke]

Holy **** mate consider lightening up.

Did you click on it hoping for a serious essendon discussion?

I was hoping for insightful analytical information on the composition of Dyson's hair follicles or comical relief... this thread delivers neither.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[DERO]

I bet they stink like shit when he gets them wet.

 

[Fin ice Smuggler]

Make the poll - what should he do to his hair?

Blade?
Shave number 1...2-5
Cut and style
Dermie perm?
Colour it
Etc

 

[Blind Turn]

I bet they stink like shit when he gets them wet.

My dreads always smelled like your spare pillow did the morning after you slept with that girl you always had a crush on who confessed to bathing in rose petals and unicorn tears. Do you remember that smell?

 

[Runk]

So long as he's hitting his targets and going in at 100% then wtf do I care what he looks like?
Bloody hippie...

 

[DERO]

My dreads always smelled like your spare pillow did the morning after you slept with that girl you always had a crush on who confessed to bathing in rose petals and unicorn tears. Do you remember that smell?

I married her and have 3 kids, so no.

 

[Proper Gander]

I was pretty much just lurking but I’ve plucked up the courage to ask if “chyll” is what the younger, cooler crowd are doing in the spelling environment these days? I’m alarmed. It’s taken me a while to type LOL without feeling a bit try-hard.

Also why am I here?

 

[DERO]

I was pretty much just lurking but I’ve plucked up the courage to ask if “chyll” is what the younger, cooler crowd are doing in the spelling environment these days? I’m alarmed. It’s taken me a while to type LOL without feeling a bit try-hard.

Also why am I here?

Heppell would know what Chyll means.

 

[Blind Turn]

I married her and have 3 kids, so no.

Does her pillow smell like exasperation now?

 

[TDay]

Can players get suspended for whipping the opposition in the face during a marking contest?
Dys is just preparing for some next level token pressure. Visionary.

 

[Proper Gander]

Heppell would know what Chyll means.

* Heppel

 

[Howard Moon]

and thus the transformation to super captain is complete.

 

[boncer34]

Good one Howie!

 

[Liberator]

Chyll; Dys shall have dreaderer locks than ever in 2019. “Dreadlock Premier”

 

[Doss]

I styll can’t get past ‘Heppel’.

 

[Blind Turn]

I styll can’t get past ‘Heppel’.

Hepel...

 

[boncer34]

Shortsteppell

 

[Maxabillions]

Dysyn Hyppyl

 

[VelvetSledge]

maybe he should shave his head and grow his beard, Max Gawn style

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This is terrifying

 

[Maxabillions]

Well, what a ride it's been.

The question of Dyson's dreadlocks was met with skepticism at first, but it was soon recognised that this was a topic that required vigorous debate.

But the poll has now closed and the results are in.

The votes generally showed that most were either supportive of the dreadlocks or do not care about the dreadlocks, though there are certainly some lingering concerns regarding cultural appropriation issues, the filthy, hippy-like nature of the dreadlocks, and the fact they may suggest a level of immaturity in Dyson.

However, regarding the cultural appropriation issue, while personally I feel that white dreads are somewhat questionable, I feel it's not at the level of appropriation of say, Iggy Azalea,



Native American headresses at festivals,



or that they are even true "white rasta" style dreads



I feel the concerns about their filthy hippy-like nature is cause for some concern, because if left unchecked this



could easily turn into this



As far as the immaturity concerns, well it could be worse



Anyway the time has now come for me to reveal my true identity, I am Dlyan Shiel. Or as Dys calls me, "Chyl Dyl".

As you know, I am extremely professional and diligent (Dyligent) in my preparations, and this is an example of that. I wanted to get a gage on how the Essendon BigFooty community felt about Dyson's dreadlocks, to see if I needed to have a chat with Dys about them.

I will pass on to Dys the general sentiment regarding the dreadlocks, but I'll let him know he can keep them for now.

Just so you know, this is only a small part of the preparations I have been making for the 2019 season. It will be a big year - go Bombers!

p.s I was never really considering Hawthorne, just wanted to mess with them

Cheers, Dyl

 

[Milanista28]

My brother is convinced that if Dys cuts his hair he will become shit like Dale Thomas did post haircut.

 

[Maxabillions]

My brother is convinced that if Dys cuts his hair he will become shit like Dale Thomas did post haircut.

As long as he doesn’t snap his ankle walking out of the barbers