Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[Fatessendonman]

**** yes hodge is in

Hopefully hird locks NLM in a room with no food/water + injects him every 2 hours with high testosterone doses for 24 hours and a big picture of Hodge on the wall and a constant voice saying out of a speaker in the room saying "YOU MUST KILL HODGE, YOU MUST KILL HODGE"

(srs)

 

[Charliebrow 16]

I'm sensing a strong dislike of Hodge.

 

[Oh Tayteridge]

Diehard Hawks.


Dead Breed.



(They don't exist).

 

[Messenger]

**** yes hodge is in

Hopefully hird locks NLM in a room with no food/water + injects him every 2 hours with high testosterone doses for 24 hours and a big picture of Hodge on the wall and a constant voice saying out of a speaker in the room saying "YOU MUST KILL HODGE, YOU MUST KILL HODGE"

(srs)

Interesting he requires testosterone injections; males generally produce enough from their testicles.....

Oh, I see the problem.

I'm sensing a strong dislike of Hodge.

I think he hates NLM given the mission.

 

[astrowizzle]

Love the thread on the Faeces (Hawks) board at the moment with everything they hate about the scum. All seems to come down to Matty Lloyd and The Johnson boys. Goes to show the average age of a Hawks supporter must be around 12-15 if that is the best they can come up with. Conveniently that age would tie in nicely with them starting to perform better after a long drought and prove once and for all the biggest bandwagonners are the Faeses Hawks supporters. Anyone with real knowledge knows the hate relationship started many years before that and all the calling for thuggery against them they want to look back at likes of Dipper and Matthews were 2 of the dirtiest shits i have had the misfortune of watching in my lifetime. But again most of their parents werent even concieved then.

 

[Messenger]

Oh noes, thats telling us.

 

[Ilovethehawks]

Wait, what? Am I supposed to hate Essendon? Thats like teasing someone with down syndrome. Its just not right.

 

[astrowizzle]

Wait, what? Am I supposed to hate Essendon? Thats like teasing someone with down syndrome. Its just not right.

Yep thats right so why dont all you window licker Faeces supporters jump on the bus with the tinted windows and **** back off to the hawks board so you can get back into that "Things we hate about the scum" forum and whinge and moan how we are the filthiest, most boganish, scummiest team and supporters in the universe. I dont see too many forums started on this board like that. From the title i thought it was self loathing thread

 

[Hawkforce]

Serious question:

When the knives come out for Hird who do you guys see taking the reigns? Bomber Thompson? And if so will it matter that it was his knife that first pierced Hird's back?

 

[Jade]

Now, let's look at the REAL stats.

Watson - clangers per game: 2.4
Schoenclangers - clangers per game: 3.1

Equal league leader in clangers per game from guys who have played more than 5 games: Budwah Franklin

EDIT: I just realised you were looking at CLEARANCES per game instead of CLANGERS per game. lol, if you're going to troll our players, at least get your stats right.

Ahhhh ha ha....

Ah dude, Furn just pwned, ****in pwned......

Solid, gold ownership Jobe.....

 

[Eleven 38]

Serious question:

When the knives come out for Hird who do you guys see taking the reigns? Bomber Thompson? And if so will it matter that it was his knife that first pierced Hird's back?

you'll be chasing Bomber as head coach before that happens after Clarko fully loses it and jumps out the coaches box window head first.

 

[Jade]

The **** is this?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/roos-strategy-for-an-essendon-victory/story-fn7si1vl-1226436143455

Sorry, I must have missed the part where the Hawks became awesome.

These losers have played two top eight sides in their last 11 games.

They MIGHT beat us, because they are a decent side and we have been kneecapped by injury, but a superpower they are not. I am more at ease with this game than I was last week.

I'm seriously dissapointed that a man of Roos intelligence buys into this crap. The Hawks have so many holes it's laughable.

 

[Hawkforce]

you'll be chasing Bomber as head coach before that happens after Clarko fully loses it and jumps out the coaches box window head first.

We don't like turncoats at Hawthorn.

We send them to Essendon where they belong.

 

[Eleven 38]

You may have to elaborate on the turncoat theory is it like when lethal won collingwood a flag?

 

[IriDiuM]

Yep. Hate turncoats.

Oh wait, aren't there 'turncoats' such as Gibson and Burgoyne in your team?

 

[Hawkforce]

Yep. Hate turncoats.

Oh wait, aren't there 'turncoats' such as Gibson and Burgoyne in your team?

No - there's a rich, and totally legal history of players changing clubs via trade deals. YOu should remember this as, as part of the Burgoyne deal, Hawthorn werte generous enough to give you Premiership hero Mark Williams.

Poaching Club CEO's who try to steal CLub secrets, however... That reeks of poor culture. As does stickign the knife into Club coaches (Hirdy), shafting and lying (Bomber with Cats)...

We all know this culture makes it a matter of time before Hirdy gets the Essendon knife treatment.

SO the question remians: Will Bomber be coach of Essendon with Hird's blood still dripping from his knife?

 

[IriDiuM]

Ahhhhhh, I see now! The definition of turncoat changes depending on whether they are coming or going from Hawthorn! Silly me!

Hey, we got 4 game out of Williams, which was 4 more than we would have got out of Lovett.

 

[DapperDon]

I do like how Hawks fans go on about how successful they are, and how rich their history of players have been. They seem to forget it took an Essendon champion in the twilight of his career only 4 years to make their team on the century.

Essendon >> Hawthorn.

 

[WWSD]

The **** is this?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/roos-strategy-for-an-essendon-victory/story-fn7si1vl-1226436143455

Sorry, I must have missed the part where the Hawks became awesome.

These losers have played two top eight sides in their last 11 games.

They MIGHT beat us, because they are a decent side and we have been kneecapped by injury, but a superpower they are not. I am more at ease with this game than I was last week.

I'm seriously dissapointed that a man of Roos intelligence buys into this crap. The Hawks have so many holes it's laughable.

Holes in our game? Like? Number 1 in attack and by far as well and number 2 in defense. Try again loser

 

[Gunstall19]

Hawthorn 22.15 147
Essenscum 10.12 72

 

[ajam87]

Wait, what? Am I supposed to hate Essendon? Thats like teasing someone with down syndrome. Its just not right.

Haha, that's cute, I remember when I had my first beer too!

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I do like how Hawks fans go on about how successful they are, and how rich their history of players have been. They seem to forget it took an Essendon champion in the twilight of his career only 4 years to make their team on the century.

Essendon >> Hawthorn.

And he wasn't even good enough for ours...

Wait, how can Hawthorn have a Team of the Century when they've only competed since '25? Oh, I guess it includes the VFA years. And I assume it's chock full of those VFA Hawthorn champions, too.

 

[pacman]

The **** is this?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/roos-strategy-for-an-essendon-victory/story-fn7si1vl-1226436143455

Sorry, I must have missed the part where the Hawks became awesome.

These losers have played two top eight sides in their last 11 games.

They MIGHT beat us, because they are a decent side and we have been kneecapped by injury, but a superpower they are not. I am more at ease with this game than I was last week.

I'm seriously dissapointed that a man of Roos intelligence buys into this crap. The Hawks have so many holes it's laughable.

We won't be rating our win tonight as we don't expect you to make the 8, you'll be with the other pretenders Carlton & Richmond.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

No - there's a rich, and totally legal history of players changing clubs via trade deals. YOu should remember this as, as part of the Burgoyne deal, Hawthorn werte generous enough to give you Premiership hero Mark Williams.

Poaching Club CEO's who try to steal CLub secrets, however... That reeks of poor culture. As does stickign the knife into Club coaches (Hirdy), shafting and lying (Bomber with Cats)...

We all know this culture makes it a matter of time before Hirdy gets the Essendon knife treatment.

SO the question remians: Will Bomber be coach of Essendon with Hird's blood still dripping from his knife?

Hey, that's not fair. You can't blame Robbo for taking a promotion.

If you were CEO of the Nar Nar Goon Scrap Metal facility you'd jump at a promotion to BHP or Rio Tinto. That's the equivalent of Robbo's promotion.

 

[hirdylloydy1]

Don't really know what's to hate, they are an expansion club, similar to gws and gold coast, they have no relevance to the history of our great game. Maybe we should have a thread about hating real clubs?