Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[DapperDon]

I thought it would be a good idea to have a banter thread for this upcoming match against our evil foes. We have a rich history of hatred, mainly because Carlscum cheated their way to 16 premierships while we honest folk from Windy Hill did it the proper way.

Both teams sitting in the 8 and vying for finals this match has happened at quite possibly the most important time in both clubs recent history. One win a piece last season, Essendon's win we believe Carlton are still privately seething over, the return match didn't count as we had 90% of our list out with hammies.

So bring all your best work into this thread, leave the other thread for proper discussion and to our Carlscum friends, the drugs saga rules DO apply for this thread. Try and be a bit creative, if that's too difficult this isn't for you.

P.s Murphy is a shit captain.

(Mods feel free to delete if you don't want banter)

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

We have Joe Daniher.

/thread

 

[Yoda_]

Bryce Gibbs is a squib

end thread/

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

essendon cheated to number 15...essendon still cheating..sorry I mean essendank...

 

[daz17]

I don't see this thread going well.

 

[zackah]

essendon cheated to number 15...essendon still cheating..sorry I mean essendank...

 

[Yoda_]

Bahahahahaha may I DP that?

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

#whateverwetake #standbyhird

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

Carlton are a team with a decent midfield, and terrible KPP's. They won't even come close to a premiership with the side they have. At best they will lurk around 8th or 7th. They're also as soft as marshmallows.

 

[zackah]

Bahahahahaha may I DP that?

Feel free

 

[vaughany]

Lol big game! Unofficially preview thread, official preview thread and changes thread

 

[BlueBelle]

Looking at the thread title, you're playing yourself?

Should've made the title Essenscum vs **************** then

 

[King of Ruin]

#whateverwetake

I'll hook you up... Oh wait we aren't Essendope.

 

[Yoda_]

I don't see this thread going well.

some genuine lol's already though

 

[Bark Maguley]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned anything about tankton and how our recent rookies and psd's are better

 

[vaughany]

How do people actually barrack for Carlton? Scum

 

[BlueBelle]

How do people actually barrack for Carlton? Scum

You might have to pick a new side in a few weeks so be nice

 

[gO_bOmBeRz]

 

[zackah]

Henderspud is their best KPP.

lol

 

[Seb78]

You might have to pick a new side in a few weeks so be nice

Lol won't be Carltank that's for sure

 

[BlueBelle]

Lol won't be Carltank that's for sure

Good because you won't be welcomed

 

[Bark Maguley]

Henderspud is their best KPP.

lol

Cmon, Alwyn Davey is ours

 

[VelvetSledge]

Carlton supporters, the drugs saga rules DO apply for this thread. Let's not forget that.

 

[BlueBelle]

Carlton supporters, the drugs saga rules DO apply for this thread. Let's not forget that.

Why?

 

[VelvetSledge]

Why?

I'm not dictating the rules, I'm just reminding you all of them. Continue, it's funny.