Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[Kramer1]

THE DEFINITION OF AWKWARD:

Random Carlscum fan re: Jobe Watson -

Picking apart a 40YO Blue post? Even we do that for light sport on the Carlton board.

THE DEFINITION OF REALLY AWKWARD:



Player that won't get a game in Essendon midfield anymore.....


Destroys Carlscum midfield.

The best revenge is living well...

 

[Jade]

Hurting a player is definitely something to be excited about douche

When he's wearing one of these?



And the guy not in the scum shirt is penalised with one of these:



Yeah...... it's one of these:

 

[BlueBelle]

Lovely

 

[Monkey King]

Destroys Carlscum midfield.

LOL. Read: shit clumsy Donners player falls into a blokes back and breaks his shoulder blade.

Yeah. Incredible stuff

 

[daz17]

Jade you forgot the Carrazzo face between Lonergan and the tackle.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

I'm scratching my head trying to think of something to bag Essendon about... But I got nothing.

 

[Jade]

Jade you forgot the Carrazzo face between Lonergan and the tackle.

You know, I put a lot of effort in to my work, and to miss such a crucial part I tell ya - just tears me up inside.

 

[Drummer_19]

Carrazzos own fault for dropping his knees trying to get the free.

 

[Buzz/Sticks/bryce]

We need one of these to protect ourselves from Carlton's famed intelligence gathering.

Chief has banned the cone of silence for all Bomber supporters until 10:30 Friday night. After the curfew, go nuts..

 

[Ozzie93]

Great to see the rivalry is still strong.

Number 1 thread on the board.

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Thanks to Jade for giving me the idea

 

[Jade]

Where was my citation?

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Where was my citation?

Happy?

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Has anyone mentioned the brown paper bag saga from the 90's?

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

The Perfect 10.

Suck it scum.[/quote]


Who the **** is that..David Hille's boyfriend, how many kicks has he had in the bigtime...

 

[sneakyjetta]

carlton is gay



am i doing it right?

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Who we gonna put on Heppel? I've got a golden retriever who should do the job.

Is Hurley back in? He really worries me as he's good for his 1.1 goals a game. If he's really on he may go on a rampage and bag 2 sausage rolls. He's got the potential to do that.

 

[Monkey King]

Has anyone mentioned the brown paper bag saga from the 90's?

What's that? The one where the Donners cheated the cap year after year, picking up an ill-gotten premiership along the way and then copped the biggest ever penalty for cheating in the 90's?

 

[Monkey King]

That's one hell of a long minute

 

[monty1104]

That's one hell of a long minute

 

[zackah]

<<<<<<<<<

 

[ESKIE]

Will Henry be playing?

I love Henry

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

<<<<<<<<<

Is that the guy who is gonna smash shortsteppell..Oh thats right we have bryce gibbs for that...Sorry carry on

 

[sneakyjetta]

WE BET YOU GUYS IN THE 1908 GRAND FINAL HAHA

*** CARLTON

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

What's that? The one where the Donners cheated the cap year after year, picking up an ill-gotten premiership along the way and then copped the biggest ever penalty for cheating in the 90's?

Nah the one where the blue boys systematically rorted the salary cap and payed their way to the 95 flag via Greg Williams Construction Co would be the one I'm referring to...