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Kramer1 said:
Some quality needling happening in this thread. I came in to inject my own brand of humour...a little bit of Carlton 'pep' to combat the tide of Essendon abuse...but I got nothin...
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Come on mate, you've got nothin'? You're giving up? Not even going to try?

What a tanker. Now, where have I heard that before?

We're the Dankers, and you're the Tankers.
 
Kramer1 said:
Some quality needling happening in this thread. I came in to inject my own brand of humour...a little bit of Carlton 'pep' to combat the tide of Essendon abuse...but I got nothin...
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Why is your name Krameri? obviously a keen Essendon fan.
 

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Kramer1 said:
Well they have brought me a lot of joy at times over the last couple of years...
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I guess after years of wooden spoons you had to pick a second favourite.
How's Kreuzer and Gibbs going for you as far as number 1 draft picks go?
 
Bipolarbear said:
I guess after years of wooden spoons you had to pick a second favourite.
How's Kreuzer and Gibbs going for you as far as number 1 draft picks go?
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Have been far more serviceable then the high draft picks you guys have had over recent years.

Kepler, Myers and Gumboot all say hi.....;)
 
Just Kreuzing said:
Have been far more serviceable then the high draft picks you guys have had over recent years.

Kepler, Myers and Gumboot all say hi.....;)
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It's funny, Gumby has been injured for 7 years and still had more impact in games than back pocket tagger Bryce.
 
Yes, what martial arts move has Chris Judd not pulled yet?

I can't remember him fly kicking, Jackie Chan style, someone on the field as of yet. Our players better be on alert.
 

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Jobe Watson said:
Our players are going to have to be on the lookout on Friday night: Above the Law starring Steven Seagal is on GO! tonight.

No doubt Juddy will be watching, getting some ideas and tips for his next brave, inspirational act of on-field physicality.
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Heard Leroy Jetta is heading up staging auditions for that movie;)
 
Just Kreuzing said:
Have been far more serviceable then the high draft picks you guys have had over recent years.

Kepler, Myers and Gumboot all say hi.....;)
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You're right, at least we didn't get both wooden spoons AND bad draft picks though. You got both.
 
Hey Carlscum,



One



Plus one



Plus one does not equal



The Perfect 10.

Suck it scum.
 

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Doss said:
24-18-3, by my count.

Every single one of those 18 loses cut deep, I never said any different.

It's a nice consolation to know I've felt all warm and fuzzy 24 times in the same period, though.
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22-18 by mine. Could be wrong though and I'm not counting again.

So yeah, that's 18 times it burnt you. For me, I don't much care if Essendon win or lose in other matches, just so long as you don't nudge above 16 before us.

Still ... only as good as your last game and all that.
 
Bipolarbear said:
You're right, at least we didn't get both wooden spoons AND bad draft picks though. You got both.
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Pretty sure Richmond won the wooden spoon the year we got Kreuzer but dont let the facts get in the way of your delusion.

What's worse is finishing inside the finals, being sent to the bottom for "you know what" and having no draft selections at all......:p
 
"Hey Sticks, what's it like being president of a multimillion dollar sporting club?"

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THE DEFINITION OF AWKWARD:

Random Carlscum fan re: Jobe Watson -



40yearBLUE said:
No that is opinion. A fact is not arguable. It just is. I dont rate him. Those stats show that he is on a par with Simmo and Carrots, I would take them both before Watson. If his name was Smith this wouldnt even be an argument. He is a good honest player. I believe (not a fact an opinion) he would get a game with us, but he is not better than those 4 players. My opinion. I came here armed with both facts and my opinion. The facts say his stats are ordinary. Simmo and Carrots have similar stats, just ok not super elite. Now go look up the elite player stats, Murph, Judd, Abletts, Mitchells Hodges of the AFL. Then you might be able to take the blinkers off a little.

He shines amongst the mediocrity that is your list in much the same way that Grigg shines at the Tigers.
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THE DEFINITION OF REALLY AWKWARD:



Player that won't get a game in Essendon midfield anymore.....



Destroys Carlscum midfield.

 
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