Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[DapperDon]

June specialists

Who, Essendon?

You can't even troll right, we haven't won in June for 200 years.

 

[Jade]

It's amusing how all they have is drugs..... that's it.

Which is kind of funny, because the REAL stuff is far more compelling.

Like how the scum list is so piss poorly constructed. Seriously, for a side that has managed to stockpile an absolute glut of high picks it's downright amazing how much they have managed to **** it up.

That shit smear of a club is going nowhere. As I said years ago, a top line midfield will get you up the ladder - but it won't get you a flag. Amusingly, it's not even a top class midfield anymore. There are a half dozen sides with a bitter midfield than that collection of soft, one way running sooks.

Hell, win lose or draw this week at least we know we have a list geared toward winning a flag. This Carlton list will NEVER get there.

And the funniest part is that scum fans will fall into two categories. Either they genuinely believe it's list can get there (imbeciles), or they secretly know they can't and simply lash out at their betters (have a cry about it).

Choke on it scum; it's hilarious knowing your vermin club can't do a god damn thing about it.

 

[SOLAK]

It's amusing how all they have is drugs..... that's it.

Which is kind of funny, because the REAL stuff is far more compelling.

Like how the scum list is so piss poorly constructed. Seriously, for a side that has managed to stockpile an absolute glut of high picks it's downright amazing how much they have managed to **** it up.

That shit smear of a club is going nowhere. As I said years ago, a top line midfield will get you up the ladder - but it won't get you a flag. Amusingly, it's not even a top class midfield anymore. There are a half dozen sides with a bitter midfield than that collection of soft, one way running sooks.

Hell, win lose or draw this week at least we know we have a list geared toward winning a flag. This Carlton list will NEVER get there.

And the funniest part is that scum fans will fall into two categories. Either they genuinely believe it's list can get there (imbeciles), or they secretly know they can't and simply lash out at their betters (have a cry about it).

Choke on it scum; it's hilarious knowing your vermin club can't do a god damn thing about it.

Yet our joke of a club always finishes above your so called premiership geared club. also most of the time our two clubs meet it seems like im watching a Carlton v GWS game cause the outcome is pretty much always a 10 goal + thrashing. only good thing about Essendone is the Carlton highlights i get to watch afterwards

 

[Doss]

'Always' a 10 goal thrashing, huh?

Please provide your thoughts on the 10 goal thrashings you 'always' handed out to us between Round 20 2007 and Round 3 2010. I'd love to hear them.

 

[Pweter]

Yet our joke of a club always finishes above your so called premiership geared club. also most of the time our two clubs meet it seems like im watching a Carlton v GWS game cause the outcome is pretty much always a 10 goal + thrashing. only good thing about Essendone is the Carlton highlights i get to watch afterwards

Throughout most of that time we were widely regarded by all and sundry to have the worst list in the league, even worse than those winning spoons at the same time. Therefore if you finished above us it was because we had the worst list in the league, if we finished above you it is because you..... what's that word..... something to do with big military vehicles on tracks that have a mounted cannon......

Panzered? Nope, that doesn't sound right.
Shermaned? Nope, not that either.
Tigered? Well Richmond were pretty shit as well but that's not it.
Tanked? That could just be the word I was after.

 

[Jade]

Yet our joke of a club always finishes above your so called premiership geared club. also most of the time our two clubs meet it seems like im watching a Carlton v GWS game cause the outcome is pretty much always a 10 goal + thrashing. only good thing about Essendone is the Carlton highlights i get to watch afterwards

See what I mean? Imbeciles.

You went up the ladder (congratulations genius) just like I said - what you haven't got is a list capable of winning a flag. You'll tread water for a couple of years whilst Judd and co are still around, and then you'll plummet again.

We on the other hand, have constructed a list which IS capable of winning a flag. We might not (it is hard after all); but we at least MIGHT. You just won't.

 

[BlueBelle]

It's amusing how all they have is drugs..... that's it.

Which is kind of funny, because the REAL stuff is far more compelling.

Like how the scum list is so piss poorly constructed. Seriously, for a side that has managed to stockpile an absolute glut of high picks it's downright amazing how much they have managed to **** it up.

That shit smear of a club is going nowhere. As I said years ago, a top line midfield will get you up the ladder - but it won't get you a flag. Amusingly, it's not even a top class midfield anymore. There are a half dozen sides with a bitter midfield than that collection of soft, one way running sooks.

Hell, win lose or draw this week at least we know we have a list geared toward winning a flag. This Carlton list will NEVER get there.

And the funniest part is that scum fans will fall into two categories. Either they genuinely believe it's list can get there (imbeciles), or they secretly know they can't and simply lash out at their betters (have a cry about it).

Choke on it scum; it's hilarious knowing your vermin club can't do a god damn thing about it.

Just about sums it up I reckon....

 

[DapperDon]

See what I mean? Imbeciles.

You went up the ladder (congratulations genius) just like I said - what you haven't got is a list capable of winning a flag. You'll tread water for a couple of years whilst Judd and co are still around, and then you'll plummet again.

We on the other hand, have constructed a list which IS capable of winning a flag. We might not (it is hard after all); but we at least MIGHT. You just won't.

Be fair, Waite is due to have his breakout season soon.

 

[Rack Watts]

'Always' a 10 goal thrashing, huh?

Please provide your thoughts on the 10 goal thrashings you 'always' handed out to us between Round 20 2007 and Round 3 2010. I'd love to hear them.

To be fair, Knights was a defensive juggernaut of a couch bro.

 

[eth-dog]

Who's the bigger overrated spud in their forward line? Waite or Yarran?

 

[Jade]

Who's the bigger overrated spud in their forward line? Waite or Yarran?

Are either actually 'rated' in the first place?

I suppose Yarran is - so Yarran.

Oh you meant by scum fans!

Yeah, definetely Waite - they are still convinced they have an elite forward there.

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Must suck knowing we have a better tall sitting in the VFL than they have on their entire list.

 

[eth-dog]

Are either actually 'rated' in the first place?

I suppose Yarran is - so Yarran.

Oh you meant by scum fans!

Yeah, definetely Waite - they are still convinced they have an elite forward there.

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Must suck knowing we have a better tall sitting in the VFL than they have on their entire list.

I meant in the media

 

[Sector 7G]

Who's the bigger overrated spud in their forward line? Waite or Yarran?

Given Waite kicked 5 last time the 2 sides played I would say the general concenus on this board would be Yarran.

By the way who was the spud that played on Waite in rnd 21 last year?

 

[SOLAK]

'Always' a 10 goal thrashing, huh?

Please provide your thoughts on the 10 goal thrashings you 'always' handed out to us between Round 20 2007 and Round 3 2010. I'd love to hear them.

lets see the last 6 rounds and the stats.

so out of the last 6 games Carlton have flogged you by over 10 goals 4 times with a draw and Essendons only win was by 5 goals in which 4 key players were injured, example carrazzo.

Round 21, 18 Aug 2012 MCG Essendon defeated by Carlton 60-156 M. Murphy 37 J. Waite 5
Round 4, 21 Apr 2012 MCG Carlton defeated by Essendon 79-109 B. Stanton 36 S. Crameri 5
Elimination Final, 11 Sep 2011 MCG Carlton defeats Essendon 149-87 M. Murphy 37 E. Betts 4
Round 18, 23 Jul 2011 MCG Essendon defeated by Carlton 79-153 C. Judd 33 E. Betts 8
Round 4, 16 Apr 2011 MCG Carlton drew with Essendon 79-79 J. Watson 30 K. Simpson 3
Round 19, 6 Aug 2010 MCG Essendon defeated by Carlton 73-149 C. Judd 28 J. Garlett 6

 

[Sector 7G]

Must suck knowing we have a better tall sitting in the VFL than they have on their entire list.

How many goals has he kicked in the AFL? Gee you guys have gone hard early on a guy who has played less football in the last 2 years than Jarrad Waite. You would be hoping that he delivers a bit quicker than Hurley.

 

[Gull35]

Is Judd going to play this week or is his vagina still sore?

Still cant stop laughing at this post!

 

[eth-dog]

Given Waite kicked 5 last time the 2 sides played I would say the general concenus on this board would be Yarran.

By the way who was the spud that played on Waite in rnd 21 last year?

Wouldn't know, I was overseas then

 

[SOLAK]

Betts fresh as a daisy. garlett in AA form and a rested judd equals a flogging for you guys based on recent games against carlton.

 

[Pweter]

Given Waite kicked 5 last time the 2 sides played I would say the general concenus on this board would be Yarran.

By the way who was the spud that played on Waite in rnd 21 last year?

Given we could barely string 22 players together, let alone 22 fit players, I am suprised Waite only kicked 5 given the volume of ball that would've been coming into your forward 50. Casboult even looked a star in the making that day, which means I probably would've kicked at least 4 myself.

 

[Pweter]

Betts fresh and a daisy. garlett in AA form and a rested judd equals a flogging for you guys based on recent games against carlton.

Who or what is a daisy?

I recall similar statements being thrown around before our first encounter last season, then Carazzo tried to milk a free kick and got hurt. Apparently you became a 1 man team that day, no Carazzo, no Carlton. At least that is how I read the outcome of that game as it is the only thing Carlton supporters referred to for the entire game.

 

[Jade]

It's a recurring theme with the Calton nimrods....

Oh we beat you last time, and therefore everything about us is better......

Richmond best us last time, so did Melbourne, and Collingwood and Adelaide.

Before we played them with something approaching full strength that is.

But that's all you bleating, insecure sooks have.

We beat you last time.

So what? You think the brains trust at GWS gives a shit that everyone beat them last time? No, because they know they have a list far superior than most.

Just like we have a list that is laughably superior to the scum - win, lose or draw.

I hope you imbeciles enjoyed the lofty heights of fifth and sixth; that's as far as your piss poor list will be able to take you.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

After friday night when that useless campaigner come commentator Watson asks Bell did you enjoy the win?
Bell : It felt great to break your sons jaw.

Now ****off scum Carlton by 10 goals!!!

 

[Old Campaigner]

EFA

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Edited for accuracy? Obviously not accurate spelling.

 

[3votes]

Who won mark of the year?? Uhh yeah wasn't it Krakouer?? Obviously his mark was shit then.

Could only come from a Collingwood fan.
How's 8th going?

 

[Pweter]

After friday night when that useless campaigner come commentator Watson asks Bell did you enjoy the win?
Bell : It felt great to break your sons jaw.

Now ****off scum Carlton by 10 goals!!!

If it were a footballing collision that caused the break then fair play and move on. You know, those accidents where people get hurt, not unlike last year with Lonergan on Carazzo, or last week with Smith on Dempsey.

For Bell to say that it would mean he has been truely Carlton'd, and if he did it via a dog act and said it then I guess he will automatically go into the Scum Hall of Shame.