Everyday Simpsons references

[afl genius]

when someone walks off who will be coming back shortly "he'll be back, he left his cargo pants"

 

[Jizza9]

This one also gets a huge run at work when the supervisor asks us to put our safety glasses on. But you have to do it in the accent "Ze goggles ze do nutzing"

I use this one too, but normally when I see something/someone hideously ugly.

 

[jod23]

When things are going really well... "Everything is coming up Milhouse!"

Any reference to a pool is instantly "Milpool"

Any reference to a kitchen is instantly "We have a kitchen!"

To break silence.. "You sunk my battleship" then wait about a minute or two and repeat to even more laughs

God I love The Simpsons. Seriously, where would we all be without them.

 

[Dime]

I can't remember when it happened in the show, but the other day me and my mate kept saying 'shuuuuuUUUUUtUUUUUUuuuup' in that really irritated voice. I know it's from something and I'm pretty sure Homer said it somewhere, sometime.

 

[ripitup27]

I can't remember when it happened in the show, but the other day me and my mate kept saying 'shuuuuuUUUUUtUUUUUUuuuup' in that really irritated voice. I know it's from something and I'm pretty sure Homer said it somewhere, sometime.

Yeah from the Stonecutters episode when Lenny keeps revealing things about the club. Karl says it. Then Homer says it when Karls eating.

 

[adelaide_40]

Once I flirted with someone who i had no chance with so i wanted to see if this would work:

Am I turning you on
what if i Unbutton my shirt
*lower voice* what if i talk to you like this
what if I sing to you?

So how about those rainbow suspenders-If i cant think of anything to say when talking to someone. Another one which is used by everyone in the same situation- So you like......Stuff?

Start the movie, start the movie-if the previews are taking forever

 

[Dime]

Yeah from the Stonecutters episode when Lenny keeps revealing things about the club. Karl says it. Then Homer says it when Karls eating.

Haha thats it. Thanks mate

I am lol'ing as I think of it.

 

[ssfc0203]

When someone makes a pronunciation error -- "Nucular.. Its pronounced nucular."

 

[Jem]

When I have no idea what's going on I'll use Jaspers "Who shot who in the what now?"

 

[ripitup27]

When I have no idea what's going on I'll use Jaspers "Who shot who in the what now?"

I completely forgot that was a Simpsons reference. They really are creeping into the everyday language.

 

[Alberton_Magpie]

I say boo-urns alot

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Don't know if it's been said yet, but often when I haven't been paying attention when someone's been talking I'll come out with:

"Wait, so the cops knew Internal Affairs were setting them up?"

 

[ssfc0203]

Lol, can't believe I forgot this one.

In a really loud, obnoxious whisper when someone stuffs your name up (everyday thing for me..) "I think he's talking to you".

 

[Bender571]

Lol, can't believe I forgot this one.

In a really loud, obnoxious whisper when someone stuffs your name up (everyday thing for me..) "I think he's talking to you".

I imagine ssfc0203 would be hard to pronounce

 

[ssfc0203]

I imagine ssfc0203 would be hard to pronounce

Lmao

0203 is my last name, geez.

 

[RW]

Homer's comment in one of the new episodes a couple of weeks ago (when his mother came back) along the lines of "why do you keep disappearing and appearing again? Just like that TV show 'Scrubs'".

Rings true if you're a fan of any show that's been jerked around in the schedule by the FTA networks!

 

[chickawah]

I often find myself using "...............uhhhhhhh, a Dinosaur."

 

[Mordecai]

"Quit stalling what's the plan!"

 

[Godfrey Jones]

Don't know if it's been said yet, but often when I haven't been paying attention when someone's been talking I'll come out with:

"Wait, so the cops knew Internal Affairs were setting them up?"

hahahahaha. top marks from me

 

[ize_]

I can't believe I forgot these ones.

The customary word for "goodbye" in my family is Nelson's "smell you later!" Seriously, when anyone leaves the house in the morning they invariably say "Smell you later" instead of anything else.

Also, when a mate has had an opportunity for sex, but for some reason has not done it we usually do this one - in a whiny female voice "(insert mate's name), let's have sex..." then in a whiny male voice
"Ah, no (insert girl's name)" alah the Married With Children spoof in the NASA episode. Generally this is coupled with miming said mate's defining habit instead of the toilet flush.

Also, whenever I'm late for anything I usually say "Damn, I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut" like that scientist in the Monorail episode.

 

[Mean Muggin]

Whenever something really negative happens

"Well it looks like suicide again for me..." - Moe after getting saved by a homosexual.

And,

"Praise Jebus" - Always makes me laugh.

 

[RedWhiteBlack]

After a Connex inspector checked tickets the other day:

"Wait a minute... that's not the wallet inspector!"

From the episode when Homer goes to college and gets the nerds expelled.

 

[Jackyboy]

ohhh there are so many... I love this thread... Here goes
"Not back avenge death" - When leaving to go somewhere
"Groin Grabbingly Good" - When someone says something will be good
"ahh i don't wanna lie to ya" - Get's me in trouble a bit actually... hahaha
"Yes Bart is a tutor now. Tuton son tuton" - When i don't understand something someone has said
"Help me Jebus" - Random situations
"Arrora Borealus" - it's just funny
"pssst i think he's talking to you" - When there is a group of us
"My liver for a beer" - anytime i'm thirsty
"Purple's a fruit" - When questioned on eating unhealthy
"Don't you hate pants" - I actually used this during a class discussion in year 12 ages ago.. got a few laughs to say the least. hahaha
"Your livin in the past marge. Quit livin in the past" - Someone bringin something up from a while ago.
"You don't make friends with salad" - BBQ's
"I'll have some takitos" - When i didn't understand someone.
"because Jasper didn't want to come alone" - always say this to explain why someone is in the car.
"centre holds it holds it...." - when at the soccer
"Me no function beer well without" - When havin a few
"Chesty La Ru..." - self explanitary
"Batman's a scientist" - Something is hard to solve
"Supernintendo Chalmers" - It's just funny
"7" (in reference to lisa singing how many road must a man walk down before they call him a man. Homer yells 7. - To random questions
"do i know what retorical means?" - answer to questions
"The kids can call you hoju" - calling a mate
"Max power doesn't snuggle. You just strap yourself in and feel the g's" - talkin about... well you can figure that out.
"It means he get's results you stupid chief" - yelling at a tv show
"they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that have ever sucked" - after a footy match usually
And i'll leave you with this great saying:
"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"

I shall add many more when i think of them....
I hope someone starts a Family Guy one of these...

Jacky

 

[ize_]

I love the recurring joke where someone gets into an awkward situation, eg Lionel Hutz or Krusty, and says something like "I see... uh I just... left something... in my car..." and then dashing out of the room, shortly followed by a screech of tyres. I've often tried to do this one, particularly when leaving parties, but it never works all that well because I don't drive. When I get a car it will only be so I can do this gag properly.

 

[adelaide_40]

mmmm (insert food)