Everyday Simpsons references

[Redemptionin09]

I often use Principal Skinner references

"I almost went mad trying to get the recipe, but I just can't get the spices right"-When I tell someone I've cooked something


"I took care of him though..him and that little...boy of his"- When I'm explaining something to someone after another has made me angry

 

[Spikey]

"I got someone who can help"
"Is it Batman?"

 

[Godfrey Jones]

no, he's a scientist
batman's a scientist

 

[demonfan9]

its a great quote and all, but how the hell do you slot that into an everyday situation?? lol

There's too many Simpsons threads on this forum, and I got confused about which one I was posting in.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

hahaha true i do the same. im subscribed to three and i just keep bouncing from one to the other reading quotes lol

 

[demonfan9]

This is one which we use when we finally realise something:

"So she was made of chimps!"

 

[footyfreak]

"Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" When someone threatens something

I love you pepsi

I have misplaced my pants : anytime i don't have pants on and other people are around

 

[Roos4eva]

batman's a scientist

One time at school sports, a mate made a banner consisting of that quote with Homer's face and wore it like a cape whilst running in the 200m.

There was another time when I was at Target with some mates and an item fell off the display cabinet and I said "maybe it just collapsed on it's own".

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

Just minutes before our house was about to be flogged by the massive storm coming through Brisbane on Sunday and we were madly gathering stuff to bring inside, I found myself running around the backyard yelling:

The shuttlecock! Where's the shuttlecock!

 

[adelaide_40]

I have misplaced my pants : anytime i don't have pants on and other people are around

I use that one all the time

 

[adelaide_40]

when I was on school I used to do turn in circles saying fire fire fire like on the one where they go to the snow during fire drills for a joke.

 

[jonoman89]

When talking to someone with an accent: "Chowdeeeerrrr? Chowdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer? It's CHOWDAH! Say it right Frenchy!"

When someone has a go at you: "Maria, my heart is broken. I'll be in the Humvee."

When someone says something intelligent: "That seems perfectly cromulent"

My favourite (cause everyone chips in with it) - when someone says something unbelieveable and doesn't back it up:

"AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN THE SPACE OF YOUR KITCHEN?"

"Yes"

"..May i see it?"

"...No.."

"SEYMORE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"No mother it's just the Northern Lights."

 

[Godfrey Jones]

When someone says something intelligent: "That seems perfectly cromulent"

great!!

 

[Jackyboy]

That's the worst thing you've ever done
"ohh you say that so much it's lost all meaning"

When telling a story that's going no where:
"and have you seen the blue man group. Total rip off of the smurfs"

At tax time
"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax"

 

[Jackyboy]

Probably the best use of a simpsons quote was when i was in year 12.
We had a party and the police got called for noise and they rocked up and said what house party needs music that loud at 4am....

someone from the back yelled out.

"The best damn pet shop in town"....

And everyone cheered... abosulutely hilarious... Cops had no idea... Ohhh god that was funny... good times good times. Cops weren't that impressed.. Thought we were all on drugs until someone explained to them it was from the simpsons... hahaha they laughed it off and left...

 

[Calamanation]

I didn't do it.

 

[Jem]

If someone asks me to do a simple favour that slowly turns to a huge chore I say to them "The dryer goes on the right."

 

[Spikey]

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed

Whenever I get two things mixed up.....

 

[ssfc0203]

I also frequently break out into Simpsons songs

 

[Godfrey Jones]

Probably the best use of a simpsons quote was when i was in year 12.
We had a party and the police got called for noise and they rocked up and said what house party needs music that loud at 4am....

someone from the back yelled out.

"The best damn pet shop in town"....

And everyone cheered... abosulutely hilarious... Cops had no idea... Ohhh god that was funny... good times good times. Cops weren't that impressed.. Thought we were all on drugs until someone explained to them it was from the simpsons... hahaha they laughed it off and left...

classic

 

[ripitup27]

Blurst of times. Mentioned in another thread and just reminded me of this.

And you don't win friends with salad is another gem that mainly comes out in summer.

 

[And_ROOS]

Aha i limped home from soccer a few weeks ago, my brother asks me whats wrong so i throw out a Ralph classic...

"My ear hurts and my neck hurts... i have two owwies..."

 

[Lileasy]

Hello, my name is Mr.Burns i believe you have a letter for me
ok Mr.Burns uhh whats your first name
IIII don't know
thats gold and yes i do use that

 

[ssfc0203]

Let me get my beltsander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.

 

[Ry009]

Blurst of times. Mentioned in another thread and just reminded me of this.

You're welcome.

On several occasions (and I am assuming this has been mentioned) whenever someone in our group of mates pulls something out of his arse, someone will say 'Looks like I just pulled a Homer Simpson'