Everyday Simpsons references

[J_Moore]

"Stand up for yourself, poindexter"

 

[Ochre]

when people are panicking

"The PTA has disbanded!"

 

[Juddy88]

when someone doesn't understand something, or I don't.

"Mr McClure, What does DNA stand for?"

 

[Juddy88]

When ugly people are spotted.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mummy, What's On That Man's Face?"

If someone doesn't like me -

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'."

 

[Juddy88]

When bargaining.

"We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer."
"Three."
"Two."
"OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage!"
"Still got it."

 

[Juddy88]

When crew can't decide on what movie to see my choice is always:

Football in the Groin!!!!

Lol win.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Am I turning you on
what if I Unbutton my shirt
*lower voice* what if I talk like this
what if I sing to you?

"I gave my love a chicken that had no bone... mmmm, chicken...."

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

So many Simpsons quotes I've used....

One I've done a lot is the Henry the 8th bit

I'm Henry the 8th I am
Henry the 8th I am I am
I've been eating since 6 am
For dessert I'll have dinner again
My name's synonymous with gluttony
I'll always eat a turkey or a ham....

 

[Byron_Clanger]

The Legend of the dog Faced Woman - Always in reference to Caroline Wilson,

example

A night Footy Classified is on

"Time to watch the legend of the dog faced woman"

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Another one I've always liked- "De-fault, the two sweetest words in the English language!"

 

[scooterb]

I was at a party a few weeks ago and one of my friends left his mobile phone lying around somewhere, so he was asking everyone if they had seen it.

Anyway, one of my friends attempted to say "all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof", but he failed at it miserably.

Would have been awesome if he pulled it off.

 

[Bosun]

My fiance and I were sitting down last Saturday going over a few of the wedding details and one of my good mates drops by.

Walks in and asks "So what are you two up to this arvo?"

I reply "Not much mate just planning the wedding"

He returns with a classic " We can have the reception at Moe's....wait....we can have the whole wedding at Moe's, Well do it on a Monday there'll be fewer drunks"

I cracked up but my fiance who is oblivious to The Simpsons snaps back "We are not getting married on a Monday!!!"

I laughed even harder

 

[footyfreak]

that's pure GOLD!!!!!!

LOL at her reaction "we're not getting married on a monday"

 

[scooterb]

Did anyone watch the episode that was on last night?

It was the one where Homer and Bart stole 500 pounds of sugar to sell off.

I pissed my self laughing at:

White gold! Texas Tea!....... sweetener.

I now have a new nickname for sugar, complete with a pause between tea and sweetener.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Often times when I hear a horrible line or see anyone I know stuffing anything up... "This is making my feet sad"

 

[EagleMan87]

Did anyone watch the episode that was on last night?

It was the one where Homer and Bart stole 500 pounds of sugar to sell off.

I pissed my self laughing at:


I now have a new nickname for sugar, complete with a pause between tea and sweetener.

One of the best episodes ever.

Whenever someone says something stupid: *long pause* "I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?"

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

"No-one who knows German could be a bad man!"

That one's always come in handy

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Oh a new one for me is when i stuff my words up as I talk - me failed english, thats unpossible

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Often had call to use this one in various situations, you can probably guess why

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel..."

 

[footyfreak]

save me Jebus!!!!!!

edit: shit i think i posted that earlier, my memory is screwed

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Here's one I used to use a lot with one friend of mine in particular...

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Best Simpsons earworm ever

 

[Deledinho]

Honestly... too many to mention, plenty of which have been covered already. Although a while back I was at a trivia night, and one of the questions asked was the capital of Burkina Faso, and of course that lead to the perfect opportunity for the "Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?" quote to be rolled out.

 

[Gibbsy]

"I was saying boo-urns"

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[Wonaeamirri33]

"Marge, this might be the beer talking, but you got a butt that won't quit mmmammwwrrrr.... They got those big salted pretzels here that... merrrafffgrr... Five dollars??!!!? Get outta here...."

That one's practically etched in my brain

 

[footyfreak]

not an everyday reference but when someone starts a thread on BF ranting on about something totally ridiculous i like to post this