Everyday Simpsons references

[.Shotties.]

Whenever anyone's waiting on an answer or something in writing from me.

Superintendant Chalmers: I'll just put the ZERO first...and now a vertical line to indicate the 1..."

 

[ize_]

"You kissed a girl? That is sooooo gay"

 

[scooterb]

When people start up a chant, I chant "Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!".

Gets a few laughs at the footy. It's also one of the funniest moments in Simpson's history. Homer telling the family about his injury in the strike of 88'.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

When people start up a chant, I chant "Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!".

Gets a few laughs at the footy. It's also one of the funniest moments in Simpson's history. Homer telling the family about his injury in the strike of 88'.

haha that episode is simply one of the best and full of many quotable references


"did you find the bathroom ok"
"um....... yes"

 

[YOTC]

When people start up a chant, I chant "Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!".

Gets a few laughs at the footy. It's also one of the funniest moments in Simpson's history. Homer telling the family about his injury in the strike of 88'.

Scary.

Was talking to someone about that episode no more than 5 minutes before you posted that.

We were talking about the...

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!

 

[Jem]

If I have to fix something for someone or something similar where I have to say "here's your problem" I'll add: "someone switched this thing to evil."

 

[stewrox19]

"Purple's a fruit" - When questioned on eating unhealthy

That one is a cracker. I used that when my mum used to say have you had fruit yet.


Also i use if someone doesn't know how to get home as Homer would say "I dont know, Internet" as a way they could get home.

 

[ripitup27]

"Do you come with the <insert thing being sold>" whenever a hot chicks selling something on TV.

 

[emperor]

They just keep popping up ...

'i don't understand thee marge'
'ye old toast'
- a favourite around the breakfast table

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Thought of a few more:

"You're mad at me. That wasn't your mayonaise was it?" - when someone's mad at me.

And the earlier bit "That's nice, I'm going to eat this mayonaise" - when someone says they're going to do something that doesn't sound particularly interesting.

"You're the camel" - when someone suggests something I'm happy to go along with

 

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

At random intervals.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

when someone says something interesting, chuck in a "maude, ey??" at the end

lol

 

[demonfan9]

When my mate is telling a shit joke or story, he changes the subject using CutCo or EdgeCom or InterSlice. Has no relevance, but just a funny line which he uses like a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Or whenever the conversation is going nowhere, I'll sometimes use so I set the toaster to three...medium brown.

If someone elses phone rings, I'll say in the background HyperCompuGloboMegaNet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?

 

[demonfan9]

I also love using this randomly: So I said to him, "no you're under the influence...of being a jerk!"

 

[demonfan9]

When things are going really well... "Everything is coming up Milhouse!"

...

To break silence.. "You sunk my battleship" then wait about a minute or two and repeat to even more laughs

Haha, I use these two quotes as well. This one too:

Homer: So why am I here?
Marge: Because New York City is no place for three young women to visit alone.
Homer: So why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we had no one to babysit.
Homer: So why is Grandpa here?
Grandpa: Because Jasper didn't want to come alone!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

If someone elses phone rings, I'll say in the background HyperCompuGloboMegaNet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?

In the same situation, I'll often ask "Is it about my cube?"

 

[Jackyboy]

"I'm a chicken Marge" in a really excited voice
"wo wo backup. Now when are the pancakes ariving in the mail" after someone's told a crap story
"Probably misses his old glasses" - Someone asks what's wrong with someone.
"Now there's an interesting story about this. Well not so much interesting as it is long" - Starting off a story
"you tried you best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try" - When someone strikes out. hahaha i love this one
"From now on there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the max power way." when instructing mates

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I also have a bad habit of, whenever someone says the word "implied", responding with "Implied, Lisa? Or implode?"

Did it in a work meeting today. Boss wasn't impressed

 

[raskolnikov]

I use, "I didn't say stop" a lot.

 

[darcytiger]

Here Puff!! When ever I call a dog or cat to come to me

 

[ripitup27]

Didn't think this would take off like it did. Every day I realise other things I say without really realising it's a Simpsons quote.

Yesterday it was 'Let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream'.

 

[Bosun]

Caught up with a couple of mates last night for a few cold lagers and one of them chimed in with "To Beer, the cause and solution to all of our problems", thought of this thread had a chuckle

 

[adelaide_40]

Ill often use the Its not about winning or losing its about how drunk you get line.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

Haha, I use these two quotes as well. This one too:

Homer: So why am I here?
Marge: Because New York City is no place for three young women to visit alone.
Homer: So why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we had no one to babysit.
Homer: So why is Grandpa here?
Grandpa: Because Jasper didn't want to come alone!

its a great quote and all, but how the hell do you slot that into an everyday situation?? lol

 

[Christabella]

Anyone else start singing "We are the jockeys, jockeys are we, we live undergound in a fibreglass tree ...." as the jockeys were introduced for the Melbourne Cup? I started doing this then was told 'Careful, they'll eat your brain' so I shut up.

Just one of a number of quote from that episode during the three days I was Flemington racecourse.

Saw a horse in the stables that I had money on and said to her "When the race starts, run really fast." ... She came second so it nearly worked.
About a horse my boyfriend had money on "You really think that horse can run a mile and a half?"
About Bart Cummings: He's "got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and the Pope combined."