Fake $50 notes

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

1. Wait till the dollar appreciates back to 0.85-0.90+ USD.
2. Put life savings into Paypal account and convert into USD (other currencies also acceptable).
3. Once AUD slumps to below 70 cents, transfer money back into AUD.
4. Enjoy your profits.

Nah.

1. Make fake $50 notes
2. ????
3. PROFIT

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I would never suspect someone playing the Pokies with a latex glove on is up to anything.

You won't even need the other 10 for this one, Ocean.

 

[Fender]

1. Wait till the dollar appreciates back to 0.85-0.90+ USD.
2. Put life savings into Paypal account and convert into USD (other currencies also acceptable).
3. Once AUD slumps to below 70 cents, transfer money back into AUD.
4. Enjoy your profits.

That's legal, get out of here.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

That's legal, get out of here.

It's just another form of currency speculation. Of course, if the trends do not go like that, you are ****ed.

With paypal, there is a $1.50 charge of all withdrawals of over $500

 

[Virgil]

You don't need to use PayPal to do it though, you can convert AUD into any foreign currency and profit using the same trends. I'm guessing there are fees attached though.

 

[bigpapagman]

1. Wait till the dollar appreciates back to 0.85-0.90+ USD.
2. Put life savings into Paypal account and convert into USD (other currencies also acceptable).
3. Once AUD slumps to below 70 cents, transfer money back into AUD.
4. Enjoy your profits.

this poster knows how to hack paypal accounts.

 

[J-Train]

I would never suspect someone playing the Pokies with a latex glove on is up to anything.

You won't even need the other 10 for this one, Ocean.[/quote]


LOL! That's the best post i have read in quite some time. Thanks for the great laugh Funky!

 

[blues4flag]

this poster knows how to hack paypal accounts.

I do? You learn something new everyday.

Now to put this newfound talent to good use.

 

[Virgil]

I think he was referring to himself b4f.

 

[Vonsche]

Better check the Paypal account of yours b4f.

 

[Niximus]

It's just another form of currency speculation. Of course, if the trends do not go like that, you are ****ed.

With paypal, there is a $1.50 charge of all withdrawals of over $500

That's backwards, I just withdrew >$500 from my paypal and it was free. I then did another for $30 and it cost.

 

[blues4flag]

Better check the Paypal account of yours b4f.

Fortunately, I spent my last $10 on a meat thermometer...

...which cost 15AUD, but the $10 was in USD and had appreciated in the last two months.

 

[Plogs]

How does that work?

Surely the notes would have 100's or prints on them?

Generally there are batches of them floating around so they look for the same fingerprint appears on 2 or more notes. The chances of joe public having their prints on more than one note would be very rare but the person(s) passing the notes should have their prints on multiple notes.

We found one in our ATM "soiled notes" reject bin when i worked in the bank. It was an exeptional copy being the exact same size as the real ones but slightly (& only slightly) off-colour. We suspected the reason the machine rejected it was due to the fact it may have been a miniscule amount thicker & therefore heavier (again, not much in it).

Perhaps pokie machines may pick up the same irregularities.

 

[Niximus]

Perhaps pokie machines may pick up the same irregularities.

Where I used to work we had a notereader that would both lock away the cash and count it. If a note was too damaged or fake it would reject it.

I caught a couple of people with fakes that way. I asked one lady to hang around as the police would like to speak with her about it (I had no power to forcably detain her). She 'went out for a smoke' and took off. She had been on camera for a good few minutes though and she had friends that we knew of that were customers. We got her address and sent the cops there.

She could have just said she got it in change somewhere or something but bolting when your caught just gives you away as guilty

 

[Plogs]

She could have just said she got it in change somewhere or something but bolting when your caught just gives you away as guilty [/QUOTE]

Yep, ala OJ Simpson.

As per my last post, she could have passed a few & thought "if they fingerprint me, they will see my print on a few notes that are back at the station". They would have fingerprinted her as she touched the note. When our one was found, they fingerprinted everyone who touched the note.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Where I used to work we had a notereader that would both lock away the cash and count it. If a note was too damaged or fake it would reject it.

I caught a couple of people with fakes that way. I asked one lady to hang around as the police would like to speak with her about it (I had no power to forcably detain her). She 'went out for a smoke' and took off. She had been on camera for a good few minutes though and she had friends that we knew of that were customers. We got her address and sent the cops there.

She could have just said she got it in change somewhere or something but bolting when your caught just gives you away as guilty

That wasnt Mantis was it?

 

[goodie]

this is a stupid thread i cant belive the OP is serious about the rubber glove and the pokies.

far out.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Have you seen the pathology thead made by the OP poster?

 

[goodie]

no, should i bother?

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

It is nearly as bad as this thread.

I mean imagine walking into a club or pub with a latex glove on and going around cashing in 50 dollar notes, honestly, its like wearing a sign that says "im crocked, arrest me"

 

[goodie]

i better read it.

 

[goodie]

whats the thread called?

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

"Funny stories from a pathology lab" or something.

 

[The Dice Man]

Would melting candle wax on your finger tips prevent print detection?

Should go un-noticed by the cameras.

Still a shit plan anyway.


I used to work at a Casino and you would often see alerts regarding fake notes being bandied around. I never knowingly took one.

 

[lions_den]

I heard there's more fake fitties doing the rounds.