Favorite sledge?

[El_Scorcho]

I don't know if this is true or not, but i've heard that sometime during the 20s or 30s in a test between Australia and England, the English captain approached the Australian captain complaining that one of the Aussies had called him a bastard.

The Australian captain brought his men in, and said "alright, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"

 

[Juddy88]

You play like Freo.

Instant win.

 

[royboy2]

If you are going to put in cricket sledges, at least go to THE CRICKET BOARD and get them right

 

[Beckers]

If you are going to put in cricket sledges, at least go to THE CRICKET BOARD and get them right

Maybe THE CRICKET BOARD should GET THEM RIGHT!!! It wasn't Botham and Viv at all.

As the story goes, it was a county game with some unknown bowler and Viv put it out of the ground.

 

[the_doc]

James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted
by Mark Waugh....... MW : "**** me, look who it is. Mate, what are you
doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England"
JO: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family"

 

[Flawed Genius]

I don't know if this is true or not, but i've heard that sometime during the 20s or 30s in a test between Australia and England, the English captain approached the Australian captain complaining that one of the Aussies had called him a bastard.

The Australian captain brought his men in, and said "alright, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"

True.

Bill Woodfull, I believe - one of the English players came to the Aussie dressing room to complain about being called a bastard. So Woodfull turned around and said that line.

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[Bomberlicious]

Attributed to Mark Waugh:

Waugh takes an eternity to mark his guard in a Shield Game vs. SA. Jamie Siddons says "Hurry up, it's not a ****ing Test".

To which Waugh repiled "Obviously not, you're here."

 

[Shane Hird]

James Hird discribes a sledging moment during his early career that he says changed the way he played the game. He pulled out of a contest and avoided contact in a game against St Kilda.

After the event,he was standing next to his childhood idol Tim Watson when one D. Frawley came up and spoke to Watson- making sure young Hird could hear every word- and said something along the lines of " How can you have this weak pr---k playing with your team Timmy? How can play along side someone so gutless?"

Hird says in his recent biography that the words shattered and gutted him and he vowed to never pull out of a contest ever again...I think he achieved his aim by careers end.

 

[ECHUCABOY]

This one is during Fred Truemans rain as the England Captain. A Batsmen get an edge through slip and it goes between the slip fielders legs, at the end of the over Trueman is about to blow his top and the slip fieldsman comes over and says "I'm sorry Fred I should kept my legs closed" Fred replies with, "Yes son, so should have your mother....".

Gold!

Theres also Glenn McGrath to Sarwan. Glenn says " What does Brian Lara's **** taste like?" Sarwan replies with, "I dunno ask your wife". Glenn whose wife was obviously sick then attempted to kill the little ****a...

Then you've got Ian Healy commenting to Shane Warne when bowling to Arjun Ranatunga that maybe they should put a Mars Bar down the pitch to get that fat lard moving out of his crease. Ranatunga holds up Warne and points to Boony at Short Leg and says " I think he will probably beat me too it".

All Gold!!! Better than the shit ones on here anyway........

 

[royboy2]

To be fair Sarwan had no idea she had cancer

 

[Primetime Pricey]

i liked the one where that fat Zimbabwe batter got called a fat **** by McGrath and he replied with something along the lines of "every time i **** ur mother she gives me a cookie".

 

[colby68]

Wayne Carey once called out the runner and asked him to get him a copy of the footy record so he could find out his opponents name.I think it was against the Swans.

 

[subanwallan]

This is one Sam Lonergan told me when he come to my school from his first game. he was lining up on Robert Harvey and harvey says "take a good look at my ass son youll be chasing it all day" harvey went on n got 32 touches or somefan like that

 

[ECHUCABOY]

Eddie Brandes....McGrath says, "Hey Eddie why are you so ****ing fat?" He replies with "Because everytime I **** your mum shes give cookie"....

Thought I'd leave that one out becauseits a tad old...

Theres the unsubstantiated one where Chris Cairns comes out to bat for NZ and the Australian slips cordon start up with "choooo chooo". Cairns sister had recently been killed by a train....

Don't know if there's too much truth in that one

 

[Flawed Genius]

Theres the unsubstantiated one where Chris Cairns comes out to bat for NZ and the Australian slips cordon start up with "choooo chooo". Cairns sister had recently been killed by a train....

Don't know if there's too much truth in that one

Cop that.

 

[Kaladin Stormblessed]

Judds was a double sledge (I doubt it was even said anyway)

Selwood: Still have them sore shoulders
Judd: Yeah from carrying you blokes around all these years
Selwood: Your gonna be stuffed trying to carry around those blokes then (Carlton)

LOL

Gotta love West Coast supporters. Anything to believe that Judd didn't rip a hole in their hearts.

What about Nick Riewoldt earlier this year to Lovett?

Lovett starts a punch on with some Saints player and Riewoldt comes up with the "Is that how you bash your missus mate?".

 

[Hollow Knight]

Brett Voss lining up for a shot on goal.

Michael Voss: Hey Brett, my dad ****ed your mum!

 

[FlyingDucks]

Sir Vivian Richards playing County cricket in England.

Some unknown comes on to bowl and puts the first ball past Viv's edge.

Bowls the 2nd ball, again Viv plays and misses and gets stared down by the bowler who walks down the pitch smiling.

Bowls the 3rd ball, play and miss again. The confident bowler now walks down the pitch and says, " Hey Viv, "have you seen one yet"? "Its red, round and about this big"!

Bowls the 4th ball, Viv advances and pulls him over square leg for six. Viv walks down and says "you know what it looks like man, go and f_ find it!".

I believe that sledge was actually against the one and only D K Lillee.

 

[Mazza44]

Brett Voss lining up for a shot on goal.

Michael Voss: Hey Brett, my dad ****ed your mum!

LOL

Earlier this year:
*Saints Rookie and Pav go up for a ball up*
*Saints player jumps with his eyes on Pav and gives away a free kick*
Pav: That was absolutely shithouse mate.
Ump: That's enough pav you got your free.
Pav: I know, I was just telling him how shit he is.

 

[FlyingDucks]

Eddie Brandes....McGrath says, "Hey Eddie why are you so ****ing fat?" He replies with "Because everytime I **** your mum shes give cookie"....

Thought I'd leave that one out becauseits a tad old...

Theres the unsubstantiated one where Chris Cairns comes out to bat for NZ and the Australian slips cordon start up with "choooo chooo". Cairns sister had recently been killed by a train....

Don't know if there's too much truth in that one

If it is true then for the first time I am ashamed to be an Australian cricket fan. That would an absolute disgrace to use death as a sledge, as much as Chris Cairns was an arrogant overated slogger.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

my favourite at games are by the older collingwood supporters who refer to the young generation as gay. I have been to matches where collingwood vs other teams, and if anybody cheers against them, there is always at least one collingwood supporter who will say about a certain player/supporter "he must be gay"

 

[dockers4ever]

There is one attributed to Kieran Perkins at the world swimming championships in perth.

Kieran was one of the new kids on the block and older swimmer (Jorg Hoffman from Germany) was into his ear all the way to the blocks.
So much so the inexperienced Perkins broke (so everyone thought).
In those days 1 break was allowed and you would get a restart.

Kieran swam back to the blocks not in his own lans but in Hoffmans, stuck his head out of the pool and announced that he had just pissed in Hoffmans lane.

Hope its true, because I love it.

 

[kreuze control]

If i was Chris Cairns that day, i would gone over to the Australian slips and smashed the crap out of them maybe. I wouldn't care if i could get suspended or not, but what do you guys think. What would you do?

i'm pretty sure everyone would do the same. i highly doubt this is true.

 

[bigdroppunt]

Better dead then red....


i came apon that lil gem playing one day.

 

[OniAu]

There is one attributed to Kieran Perkins at the world swimming championships in perth.

Kieran was one of the new kids on the block and older swimmer (Jorg Hoffman from Germany) was into his ear all the way to the blocks.
So much so the inexperienced Perkins broke (so everyone thought).
In those days 1 break was allowed and you would get a restart.

Kieran swam back to the blocks not in his own lans but in Hoffmans, stuck his head out of the pool and announced that he had just pissed in Hoffmans lane.

Hope its true, because I love it.

LOL thats awesome