Media G4L Media Presents: Putting the Ego in Alter Ego, Updated with links in OP

[gym4life]

In the coming weeks Hatchy1992 and myself will work to compare every active SFA player to an AFL player. This will be done based off posting style and persona for the SFA players in comparison to AFL players playing style. Do not move away from your seats Ladies and Gentleman as the first comparison will be posted just after the break.

Toxic/Priddis: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...g-the-ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/#post-42412129

Frankston Rover/Hodge: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...g-the-ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/#post-42412344

Ibeng/Wingard: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/page-2#post-42413141

Wacky Tiger/Ablett: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/page-4#post-42768919

ClarkeM/Ling: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/page-4#post-42769060

Tayl0r/Palmer: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ego-in-alter-ego.1120162/page-6#post-42786230

List of all posters:

• Wacky Tiger - Done
• The Filth Wizard
• Karnezis_13
• Mr Eagle
• Danger in texas
• Tayl0r - Done
• Doctor Colossus
• Brown Bottle
• Uncle_Leo
• Spookism
• Ant Bear
• Millky95
• Mannumpower
• Close Contest
• Power Raid
• Marto_
• Quadzilla
• I don't care
• Noobzor
• Frankston Rover - Done
• Zackah
• Toxic
• Wooshette
• BigJoeD
• Reginald Perrin
• Freofalcon
• Lord_Flashheart
• Boncer34
• Equus
• Helen Wheels
• Shadow Man
• Gentlemen
• This is anfield
• Footy_Fumblers
• Wise guy sam
• Demonjim
• Magruder
• Miss_kate18
• Quivorir
• Gee Dub
• Matera92
• Brahj
• Marlowe
• Nakia
• Easty
• Footypie32
• 3KZ is Football
• Hawkpatrol
• Okeydoke7
• Smartys power
• Moop
• eth
• croweater 41
• demoncat
• Van_dyke
• Fred
• Broken
• Reardo
• A bit high
• loonerty
• RU_
• Mobbenfuhrer
• Willo_
• Mooch
• Fitzroybowiedog
• Akkaps
• Mike123
• SM
• Hatchy1992
• Dream team buff
• Hate
• Danoz
• Ljp86
• Andonis1997
• Ibeng - Done
• Beez
• Itsmyshow
• bigeasy
• Harolad
• Citroin
• SSwans2011
• Golumless
• LicoriceAllSorts
• Clarkem -Done
• TheFreshBanana
• Haydo169
• PVF

 

[Wacky Tiger]

No ******* about by this rookie

goodluck

Im still waiting on HARPSichord rating of every player from S18

 

[HaroLad]

I'd bet my life savings that this won't be finished, if my life savings didn't amount to about $20.

 

[Danger in Texas]

No ******* about by this rookie

goodluck

Im still waiting on HARPSichord rating of every player from S18

I believe I also tried to complete that feat back in the day... the countless hours evolving to nothing have haunted me ever since

 

[okeydoke7]

Sounds decent. Dunno about not moving from my seat though.

Just ensure there's no more "banter" between HaroLad and yourself, gym4life. Your exchange the other day was horrendous. Based on usernames alone I just knew your exchanges would be shithouse.

One of you is just a bit of a "lad." He finks his bri-ish innit? Is that what his mates say when he goes out and can't handle his drink? Oh don't worry, he's a lad. He throws up in the gutter? Just a lad. Takes a piss on an elderly lady walking her dog? Oh Haro, what a lad. "Hey lads, watch me smoke a cigar while I'm drunk and make obnoxious comments aimed at female patrons." LAD!

The other…Gym4life. Please. You're one of those pests that post daily gym check ins and photos to Facebook. Or maybe even those "inspirational" quotes which of course you just had to share with your 14 followers to make sure they know that you're exercising and/or healthy. Probably spends a fortune on protein and organic food and gym wear and matching tracksuits, gets shredded for a music festival and then pops pills with god knows what in them.

You two should never engage in banter. Nor should either of you attempt to re-populate.

But yes, I'm looking forward to this thread.

 

[gym4life]

The first Poster we find a counterpart for is new warriors player Toxic. His AFL counterpart is Matt Priddis and not just due to the fact they both are as slow as internet explorer in a third world country but mainly due to the quantity over quality mindset of both. They draw you in with their enticing golden locks/attractive women however once you get past the outside you find there is little substance within. These two individuals manage to rack up the ball/posts more than the Swamprats rack up bar tabs. However this does not mean they are damaging, Priddis has improved this year managing to hit his target consistently while toxic is still attempting to with about as much success as Stevie wonder would have hitting an ant with a dart.

 

[okeydoke7]

The first Poster we find a counterpart for is new warriors player Toxic. His AFL counterpart is Matt Priddis and not just due to the fact they both are as slow as internet explorer in a third world country but mainly due to the quantity over quality mindset of both. They draw you in with their enticing golden locks/attractive women however once you get past the outside you find there is little substance within. These two individuals manage to rack up the ball/posts more than the Swamprats rack up bar tabs. However this does not mean they are damaging, Priddis has improved this year managing to hit his target consistently while toxic is still attempting to with about as much success as Stevie wonder would have hitting an ant with a dart.

gym4life with hardly any effort you could improve that post and future posts to be more readable/eyecatching. May I suggest:


Sweet FA Poster: toxic

AFL Counterpart: Matt Priddis

Explanation: Not just due to the fact they both are as slow as internet explorer in a third world country but mainly due to the quantity over quality mindset of both. They draw you in with their enticing golden locks/attractive women however once you get past the outside you find there is little substance within. These two individuals manage to rack up the ball/posts more than the Swamprats rack up bar tabs. However this does not mean they are damaging, Priddis has improved this year managing to hit his target consistently while toxic is still attempting to with about as much success as Stevie wonder would have hitting an ant with a dart.

 

[Frankston Rover]

 

[toxic]

gym4life with hardly any effort you could improve that post and future posts to be more readable/eyecatching. May I suggest:


Sweet FA Poster: toxic

AFL Counterpart: Matt Priddis

Explanation: Not just due to the fact they both are as slow as internet explorer in a third world country but mainly due to the quantity over quality mindset of both. They draw you in with their enticing golden locks/attractive women however once you get past the outside you find there is little substance within. These two individuals manage to rack up the ball/posts more than the Swamprats rack up bar tabs. However this does not mean they are damaging, Priddis has improved this year managing to hit his target consistently while toxic is still attempting to with about as much success as Stevie wonder would have hitting an ant with a dart.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Hes right, you do have amazing curls though toxic

 

[toxic]

Hes right, you do have amazing curls though toxic

yes i do indeed

 

[pantskyle]

Good to see that eaglesfan99 gym4life is back again.

 

[gym4life]

Sweet FA Poster: Frankston Rover

AFL Counterpart: Luke Hodge

Explanation:
Our next comparison is Frankston Rover and his counterpart Luke Hodge. Both FR and Hodge are seen as exceptional leaders. They both took their teams from middling/non-existent when they took over to powerhouses. Both are old timers and have had stints on the sidelines during their careers but they always come back as good as ever. Both use their possessions/posts effectively and can step up when the pressure is on. They take the wheel and lead from the front and are commonly seen as great leaders throughout the community. They both have a drive to succeed making them quality players and letting them carve up the opposition. Their posting/playing is straight from the manual and both leagues are better off with them.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

gym4life did you play in the SFA before with another account? You don't seem like a rookie.

 

[Smartys Power]

How much did you contribute, gym4life? Considering you would have barely seen anyone post.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

you just had to share with your 14 followers.

14 followers. That's 13 more than you.

 

[okeydoke7]

14 followers. That's 13 more than you.

Good one.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Sweet FA Poster: Frankston Rover

AFL Counterpart: Luke Hodge

Explanation:
Our next comparison is Frankston Rover and his counterpart Luke Hodge. Both FR and Hodge are seen as exceptional leaders. They both took their teams from middling/non-existent when they took over to powerhouses. Both are old timers and have had stints on the sidelines during their careers but they always come back as good as ever. Both use their possessions/posts effectively and can step up when the pressure is on. They take the wheel and lead from the front and are commonly seen as great leaders throughout the community. They both have a drive to succeed making them quality players and letting them carve up the opposition. Their posting/playing is straight from the manual and both leagues are better off with them.

Compared... to... Hodgey... oh God...

 

[pantskyle]

Good one.

I just followed you bae.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Compared... to... Hodgey... oh God...

Both of you are such great blokes.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Compared... to... Hodgey... oh God...

Apart from the flags, of course.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

I just followed you bae.

Same here.
I can't wait to receive my first pedantic daily flogmail.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Both of you are such great blokes.

Apart from the flags, of course.

I only have one...

 

[miss_kate18]

I'll save you some time G4L and Hatchy, I am clearly Andrew Swallow.
Nothing to do with on field performance but we're both sexy as *.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I'll save you some time G4L and Hatchy, I am clearly Andrew Swallow.
Nothing to do with on field performance but we're both sexy as ****.

A chick that's Swallow.

No wonder The Filth Wizard is always so chipper...