Geelong rorting the system

[420]

Surely catman lurks this forum? He must spend a lot of time on the internet

 

[Xtreme]

Surely catman lurks this forum? He must spend a lot of time on the internet

Its me

I'M CATMAN!

meow

 

[morsie]

Systems are meant to be rorted like taxes

 

[FreddyTwoShoes]

Clubs wont share what they dont want to share.

Also, it would be very easy for the clubs to force the rule to be, all clubs get access to the info the SOO coach gets.

The AFL really want this to succeed. They need everyone onboard.

Don’t worry. I’m sure Scotty will tell all the other coaches everything he learns.

 

[Mr Meow]

Is posting 110 times on a 5900+ post thread really worth the time and effort it took you to come up with that list?

It's worth it just to see that RCAB , who sent me a very emotional DM stating they'd blocked me weeks ago, is still following my posts and liking those of people who quote me. At number #11, they are ever so close to joining the list.

The list took about 20 seconds to create and I still managed to get my daily chores done. I'm not discouraging you from posting. Your ascent into the top 3 has been admirable.

 

[RPCB]

It's worth it just to see that RCAB , who sent me a very emotional DM stating they'd blocked me weeks ago, is still following my posts and liking those of people who quote me. At number #11, they are ever so close to joining the list.

The list took about 20 seconds to create and I still managed to get my daily chores done. I'm not discouraging you from posting. Your ascent into the top 3 has been admirable.

Which leads me to thinking, I wonder how many people have mistaken me with RCAB on here.

 

[RCAB]

Which leads me to thinking, I wonder how many people have mistaken me with RCAB on here.

The dude is still talking about me, even though I put him on ignore weeks ago and even sent him a PM saying so.

What a complex.

 

[Grin]

The dude is still talking about me, even though I put him on ignore weeks ago and even sent him a PM saying so.

What a complex.

Geelong supporters are an extremely sensitive mob, they hold grudges for ages.
They're still triggered by Richmond, 8 years after a QF in 2017 when a few children loudly cheered for their team and scared the shit out of them

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Cats over the Cap again and continue to get slapped with wet lettuce

Still waiting for someone to point out a time we breached the cap.

 

[Mr Meow]

The dude is still talking about me, even though I put him on ignore weeks ago and even sent him a PM saying so.

What a complex.

Keep following my posts and reacting to everyone who speaks to me, you complete psychopath.

PS you just made the top 10.

 

[Mr Meow]

Geelong supporters are an extremely sensitive mob, they hold grudges for ages.
They're still triggered by Richmond, 8 years after a QF in 2017 when a few children loudly cheered for their team and scared the shit out of them

98% of your posts are about Geelong supporters, so it's clear where the obsession lies.

 

[Mr Meow]

Which leads me to thinking, I wonder how many people have mistaken me with RCAB on here.

I haven't seen many tear-soaked meltdowns from you, so besides the username there really isn't much of a likeness.

 

[Grin]

98% of your posts are about Geelong supporters, so it's clear where the obsession lies.

Stop projecting and own it.
How we pointed and laughed at Geelong supporters that day. Surely the most spineless and pea hearted in Australian sporting history

 

[Mr Meow]

Stop projecting and own it.
How we pointed and laughed at Geelong supporters that day. Surely the most spineless and pea hearted in Australian sporting history

*99%

 

[Elixuh]

Time for an update on thread contributions.

Top 10 Non-Geelong Supporters (do not end up on this list!)

1. Elixuh
2. Aristotle Pickett
3. RPCB
4. Meteoric Rise
5. HairyO
6. Penfolds Fan
7. captain bloodsport
8. Cyclops
9. jonnobackpocket
10. Purple Suit

Elixuh has a mini league of his own, with almost twice as many posts as #2. RPCB is making a real charge up the table though.

I set you off bringing up catman hey. I’ve never judged you for your cat dress up proclivities. Can you do me a discount on one of your calendars?

 

[Mr Meow]

I set you off bringing up catman hey. I’ve never judged you for your cat dress up proclivities. Can you do me a discount on one of your calendars?

My list is a dispassionate numbers exercise. I'll leave all of the excitement and sexualised fantasies to you. Stay safe!

 

[Elixuh]

My list is a dispassionate numbers exercise. I'll leave all of the excitement and sexualised fantasies to you. Stay safe!

Do you do those fan paid videos? Can I order one for my birthday?

 

[Mr Meow]

Do you do those fan paid videos? Can I order one for my birthday?

Stay safe!

 

[Xtreme]

Geelong are the kings of rorting but also the kings of wishful thinking as their rorting will end up blowing the club up from within thanks to their recruitment of Bailey Smith

3

Bailey Smith

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

.

And the footy world rejoices.

 

[PhatBoy]

Stop projecting and own it.
How we pointed and laughed at Geelong supporters that day. Surely the most spineless and pea hearted in Australian sporting history

Because we don’t brag about how loud we cheer.
Seems normal.

 

[Seeds]

Geelong are the kings of rorting but also the kings of wishful thinking as their rorting will end up blowing the club up from within thanks to their recruitment of Bailey Smith.

And the footy world rejoices.

Geelong rorts = umm eggghh ahhhh. Can i think of anything rational?

They dont play all their home games against melbourne teams at melbournes teams home grounds.

 

[Seeds]

Richmond and hawks supporters are always in unrelated geelong threads. I doubt any geelong supporters bother to go to unrelated hawks and tigers threads. I wouldnt even know if they exist.

 

[Red Bull]

Geelong President set to be named AFL Chairman.
In further breaking news :
Joel Selwood will be umpiring every Geelong game starting R1 2026 and Catman will be replacing Michael Christian as head of the match review …

 

[Satan]

Geelong President set to be named AFL Chairman.
In further breaking news :
Joel Selwood will be umpiring every Geelong game starting R1 2026 and Catman will be replacing Michael Christian as head of the match review …

Billy Brownless will be in VAR chair for every geelong game

 

[Munich]

When was he Prez?

Don't even recognise the name.