Geelong rorting the system

[STPer18]

I want to know how brisbane is paying

Neale
Dunkley
McLuggage
Andrews
Rayner
Bailey
Berry
Daniher (who is still owed money)
Charlie Cameron
Dayne Zorko
Hipwood

And that's before i even include adding
Starcevich
Doedee
Ashcroft x 1 and soon to be 2
Fletcher
Lohmann

If they manage to maintain everyone i'd be putting real close eyes on how that is fitting everyone into the cap.


About half of those guys have signed monster deals and yet somehow no one is leaving?
How is that possible? A Rolls Royce midfield, stars in the forward line, AA backmen and no one seems to be leaving?
Curious, very curious.

Seems abundant how many players are driving brand new Hyundais too, i hope that's all covered in the cap?

Home and vehicle insurance has all been taken care of, courtesy of a few dodgy TV commercials. In plain sight!

 

[longdonkey]

You're delusional if you think this isn't an 18 club thing.
Should we start investigating what cars the Power players are driving?

Wonder how many MG's that just mysteriously turned up in their player's driveways?

these guys make so much money they wouldn't be seen dead in an MG

 

[Elixuh]

I want to know how brisbane is paying

Neale
Dunkley
McLuggage
Andrews
Rayner
Bailey
Berry
Daniher (who is still owed money)
Charlie Cameron
Dayne Zorko
Hipwood

And that's before i even include adding
Big O
Starcevich
Doedee
Ashcroft x 1 and soon to be 2
Fletcher
Lohmann

If they manage to maintain everyone i'd be putting real close eyes on how that is fitting everyone into the cap.


About half of those guys have signed monster deals and yet somehow no one is leaving?
How is that possible? A Rolls Royce midfield, stars in the forward line, AA backmen and no one seems to be leaving?
Curious, very curious.

Seems abundant how many players are driving brand new Hyundais too, i hope that's all covered in the cap?

Lifestyle.

And we don’t owe money to Daniher.

 

[FootyLad0]

these guys make so much money they wouldn't be seen dead in an MG

Doesn't have to be them? Family members, mates can benefit from it as well.

 

[captain bloodsport]

Is Geelong already paying a luxury tax?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Lifestyle.

And we don’t owe money to Daniher.

Lifestyle at Geelong too.

And we don't owe money to Hawkins

 

[Elixuh]

Lifestyle at Geelong too.

And we don't owe money to Hawkins

 

[FootyLad0]

Lifestyle at Geelong too.

And we don't owe money to Hawkins

And everyone says we have a shit list...but are also cheating the cap

Yet Swans and Lions walking around with absolute star studded squads and no queries into that?

 

[longdonkey]

Doesn't have to be them? Family members, mates can benefit from it as well.

Yeah sure, here's your salary JHF $600k and 25 MG's

 

[longdonkey]

Lifestyle at Geelong too.

And we don't owe money to Hawkins

Well you wouldn't he's been on 50k the last 5 years

 

[hawkman]

Yeah sure, here's your salary JHF $600k and 25 MG's

So 601k then?

 

[Elixuh]

And everyone says we have a shit list...but are also cheating the cap

Yet Swans and Lions walking around with absolute star studded squads and no queries into that?

It’s not our fault Geelongs talent ID sucks and they spend their rorts on substandard talent.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

And everyone says we have a shit list...but are also cheating the cap

Yet Swans and Lions walking around with absolute star studded squads and no queries into that?

Shit list but when we win we're cheating the cap.
Geelong is a meth infested sleepy shithole until we win and then players are getting cheap land.

The life of BF nuffies.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Sorry Essendon supporters for all the times I've said they are the most crooked club in the AFL.

Essendon are crooked, but geelong are like fat Tony on the simpsons. Everyone knows what they're up to, but they always have a "very plausible explanation" for everything, and the AFL are mayor quimby "you're milking rats! I was promised dogs or higher!"

 

[Elixuh]

Shit list but when we win we're cheating the cap.
Geelong is a meth infested sleepy shithole until we win and then players are getting cheap land.

The life of BF nuffies.

Correct - which is why none of the players actually live in Geelong.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Yeah sure, here's your salary JHF $600k and 25 MG's

Good luck finding a house in Adelaide with space to park even 3 of those MGs

 

[STPer18]

Correct - which is why none of the players actually live in Geelong.

Look, we can't all call the lamest capital city in the country in Brisbane home.

 

[Elixuh]

Look, we can't all call the lamest capital city in the country in Brisbane home.

Brisbane is lame, please never come here. Spread the word.

 

[rye]

makes a thread to troll opposition supporters about obvious rorts.

league announces they are investigating obvious rort.

"b-b-b-but brisbane!"

 

[STPer18]

Bit strange for the AFL to tick it off before Scott accepting the role and then turning around for an investigation

Meh I’m sure it’ll just be signed off again

AFL: "We are fine with this"
Scott: "I am fine with this"
Geelong: "We are fine with this"

17 inferior clubs: "Uh, we are NOT fine with this!!!"

 

[Bird Man]

How about Hocking developing new rules and only testing them at the cats... then joining them after the rules that benefit them dismantling the Richmond game plan and then hands them the flag

yeah and we are shocked that they hand out "life style payments"

come on guys the AFL boys club will sweep this one under the rug as fast as Stengle throws back tequila shots

 

[Art Vandelay_]

AFL: "We are fine with this"
Scott: "I am fine with this"
Geelong: "We are fine with this"

17 inferior clubs: "Uh, we are NOT fine with this!!!"

AFL response to 17 pleb clubs "yeah we'll investigate it guys".

 

[STPer18]

How about Hocking developing new rules and only testing them at the cats... then joining them after the rules that benefit them dismantling the Richmond game plan and then hands them the flag

Gotta love when a plan comes together so perfectly.

 

[PhatBoy]

How about Hocking developing new rules and only testing them at the cats... then joining them after the rules that benefit them dismantling the Richmond game plan and then hands them the flag

yeah and we are shocked that they hand out "life style payments"

come on guys the AFL boys club will sweep this one under the rug as fast as Stengle throws back tequila shots

We went from runners up to beaten by 14 goals in a preliminary final after that rule change.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

How about Hocking developing new rules and only testing them at the cats... then joining them after the rules that benefit them dismantling the Richmond game plan and then hands them the flag

Not Geelong's fault Richmond's game plan was so unwatchable the AFL needed to change the rules to improve the optics of the sport for broadcasters. Auskick for adults game plan.