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GET OVER IT
By GENERAL HAVELOCK
23dec05
Reports of suspiciously biased behaviour have been coming out of The Advertiser building late last evening.
3 witnesses phoned the Havelock hotline claiming that 'Rebekah Devlin was tearing her hair out trying to write a story'.
General Havelock News Corporation later discovered that Rebekah Delvin's career in journalism was under threat from News Corporation, and her life was heading towards alcoholism in the streets.
General Havelock rang Delvin to explain her actions, but her reponse was 'No Comment'. The General then proceeded to photoshop pictures of Delvin having sex with a camel and said if you do not answer my questions I will put this on the front page of the Havelock Times tomorrow. She then responded.
'Mark Ricciuto also told me that no Crows players would deal with The Advertiser if the incident was publicised.' said Devlin.
The General responded saying 'Suck it you stupid bitch, you get what you deserve.'
'The way the crows players acted was completely irresponsible and no one else in the world has ever acted stupid whilst drunk before though General' she would be quoted as saying.
Another eye witness, who wishes to remain nameless, told Devlin 'Simon Goodwin was acting on behalf of his team mates, and that he wanted the function to remain private so told the reporter to politely rack off before eventually having to push him out of the premises'.
Devlin then conveniently changed this quote into 'Simon Goodwin threatened to murder every one of the photographers kids, grandparents, 35th cousins and Michelangelo Rucci' to support her article.
Delvin has not been seen since the early hours of this morning.
This is General Havelock for the Havelock Times.
By GENERAL HAVELOCK
23dec05
Reports of suspiciously biased behaviour have been coming out of The Advertiser building late last evening.
3 witnesses phoned the Havelock hotline claiming that 'Rebekah Devlin was tearing her hair out trying to write a story'.
General Havelock News Corporation later discovered that Rebekah Delvin's career in journalism was under threat from News Corporation, and her life was heading towards alcoholism in the streets.
General Havelock rang Delvin to explain her actions, but her reponse was 'No Comment'. The General then proceeded to photoshop pictures of Delvin having sex with a camel and said if you do not answer my questions I will put this on the front page of the Havelock Times tomorrow. She then responded.
'Mark Ricciuto also told me that no Crows players would deal with The Advertiser if the incident was publicised.' said Devlin.
The General responded saying 'Suck it you stupid bitch, you get what you deserve.'
'The way the crows players acted was completely irresponsible and no one else in the world has ever acted stupid whilst drunk before though General' she would be quoted as saying.
Another eye witness, who wishes to remain nameless, told Devlin 'Simon Goodwin was acting on behalf of his team mates, and that he wanted the function to remain private so told the reporter to politely rack off before eventually having to push him out of the premises'.
Devlin then conveniently changed this quote into 'Simon Goodwin threatened to murder every one of the photographers kids, grandparents, 35th cousins and Michelangelo Rucci' to support her article.
Delvin has not been seen since the early hours of this morning.
This is General Havelock for the Havelock Times.
, but the sanchez is now here in memory of the great havelock.
