News Gone: Eddie Betts traded to Carlton for 2020 4th Round Pick

[Mr_Moogle]

Still excited. You sound like one of these idiots that come on here simply to abuse others rather than trying to have a sensible conversation. You want to tell me you dont agree with me then say so but do it in a civil manner.

I don't need lectures about sensible conversation from a guy who reckons Jesus could have been a white dude sporting a wicked tan.

 

[WetCrow1991]

I have many friends that are of X skin colour and I purchased a cake from a Brown Mongolian throat singer earlier today and they were great to talk to at the parties, especially when i explained my fixation on skin colour.

 

[Mego Red]

This went from interesting to weird pretty quick.

Let's all agree that Jesus was most likely a swarthy brown dude, probably didn't do the magic tricks, and would have made for a better defender than midfielder.

 

[Scorpus]

This went from interesting to weird pretty quick.

Let's all agree that Jesus was most likely a swarthy brown dude, probably didn't do the magic tricks, and would have made for a better defender than midfielder.

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

 

[GROTTO]

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

Thats around the height of ex Port player Jake Neade.

 

[Mego Red]

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

Look, he just seems a bit too blue collar to be a small forward. I think he would be better in a back pocket, telling the defenders what to do.

 

[Apsaalooke]

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

The old joke from the seventies was -

What would you do if Jesus came back to Earth? Move Barry Robran out of the centre to a half forward flank.

 

[Pugsley]

This thread is disgracing the great man that is Eddie Betts.

 

[fortunatecrow]

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

In my head he always looks like Tony Modra

 

[footy4ever]

In my head he always looks like Tony Modra

Does Mods look anything like D Jarman? Because if Mods is Jesus, Jars is his dad.

 

[Cap]

I'm not sure Jesus would have made for a good midfielder or defender.

Jesus is described as of average height, which back then would have been shorter than 170cm

I think it's safe to assume that Jesus today would be a small forward

They had Jewish gladiators, so I reckon he'd hold his own as an inside mid

 

[kirky]

So Eddie has been rested for tomorrow nights game against Sydney so he can prime for his game against us.

 

[Scorpus]

So Eddie has been rested for tomorrow nights game against Sydney so he can prime for his game against us.

Luke Brown will destroy Eddie