Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[gokangas]

The reason I carry this knife officer? Oh, it has this hole pokey thing. I need it in case I have to pierce a little hole in the lid of my takeaway coffee cup. Honestly.

I have this thread as proof.

 

[krakouers]

No, I call it a prestige multi-tool.

That’s just a posh w#nk#r

 

[krakouers]

I have this thread as proof.

Random Stangers on the Internet:
You guide to Law since 1994

 

[koshari]

KOSH I FEEL SO LUCKY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY WATERS.

That's static electricity you can feel. The thunder bolt come next....

 

[koshari]

Situations like these is why I carry my Leatherman Wave®.

Speaking of which. Found my victorianox officer Swiss o bought in Europe in 1999 last week. Wife had it in her cars centre console.

 

[koshari]

Random Stangers on the Internet:
You guide to Law and medicine since 1994

Ftfy

 

[koshari]

Depends on how I feel on any given day, I may alternate through any of the different sexes
That’s how it works nowadays isn’t it

I think it's what you identify as.....



Am I doing this right?

Meanwhile at the bottleshop......

 

[krakouers]

Ftfy

That reminds me, mole or jelly bean?

 

[gokangas]

Hole update. Today coffee is from Deganis at Uni Hill. I am pleased to report the whole hole is pierced through. Some places get this right.

 

[Samsquanch]

Hole update. Today coffee is from Deganis at Uni Hill. I am pleased to report the whole hole is pierced through. Some places get this right.

I guess the whole point of the hole is to have a whole hole so you don't have to have a point to pierce a hole where the hole should be.

 

[gokangas]

I guess the whole point of the hole is to have a whole hole so you don't have to have a point to pierce a hole where the hole should be.

Some people fail to understand the difference between a hole and just the mark where the hole should be ffs. Somewhere in China there is a bloke getting off lightly by not making the complete hole. China just keeps finding ways to fugg us up and I am sick of it.

 

[blackshadow]

Hole update. Today coffee is from Deganis at Uni Hill. I am pleased to report the whole hole is pierced through. Some places get this right.

I was expecting Courtney Love news.

 

[Samsquanch]

Some people fail to understand the difference between a hole and just the mark where the whole should be ffs. Somewhere in China there is a bloke getting off lightly by not making the complete whole. China just keeps finding ways to fugg us up and I am sick of it.

This whole hole saga is wholly and solely the fault of scomo.

 

[gokangas]

This whole hole saga is wholly and solely the fault of scomo.

Nah - team red. Albo.

 

[Samsquanch]

Nah - team red. Albo.

You are sounding like my father in law GK.

 

[gokangas]

You are sounding like my father in law GK.

Obviously a very smart father in law.

 

[Gasometer]

Gee I wonder if we click over 10k on Twosday of all days?

2/2/22

Make it happen Euge

 

[Samsquanch]

Gee I wonder if we click over 10k on Twosday of all days?

2/2/22

Make it happen Euge

 

[Samsquanch]

Happy Twosday

 

[Ligma]

Happy Twosday

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS

 

[Samsquanch]

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS

Turning 50?


This thread doesn't let just anybody in.

 

[Ligma]

Turning 50?


This thread doesn't let just anybody in.

Yes I am.

 

[Samsquanch]

Yes I am.

Special present from uncle this year then. Something expensive. Maybe a car?

 

[Ligma]

Special present from uncle this year then. Something expensive. Maybe a car?

I don’t know what uncle has in store for me this year, last year he got me a bottle of vodka lol

 

[koshari]

Yes I am.

Taking leap years into account?