Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[SpiderBurton22]

36 here Saturday

A perfect 19 down my way.

 

[Gasometer]

A perfect 19 down my way.

 

[Gasometer]

Hopefully they weren't IQ tests Gaso

 

[Ry009]

Campaigners smoking in a busy thoroughfare, let along during a pandemic need a punch in the moneymaker.

 

[krakouers]

How to make Christmas really sh*t:

1. Host it at your house.

And just in case that's not enough, here's the forecast in my little part of P-Town....


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Christmas Day in the pool is the plan

 

[Intothewind]

When Jamie Oliver says you should never clean your BBQ, everyone goes "ooh Jamie I wanna boof you'

When I say there no need to clean the BBQ, everyone goes 'shut the f up you lazy bastard and clean it'

 

[krakouers]

When Jamie Oliver says you should never clean your BBQ, everyone goes "ooh Jamie I wanna boof you'

When I say there no need to clean the BBQ, everyone goes 'shut the f up you lazy bastard and clean it'

Breaking Bigfooty News: Intothewind has released his new cookbook
“Shadup and eat it”

 

[koshari]

When Jamie Oliver says you should never clean your BBQ, everyone goes "ooh Jamie I wanna boof you'

When I say there no need to clean the BBQ, everyone goes 'shut the f up you lazy bastard and clean it'

Leave fat on plate. It acts as seasoning. Then pasturise before each use

 

[big_e]

I thought they were predicting a heatwave?!

Christmas Day of 43, dropping to an overnight minimum of 28, doesn't count as a heatwave?

 

[Hojuman]

I'd love a stinking hot 40dg C day xmas day.

Proper hard.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Christmas Day of 43, dropping to an overnight minimum of 28, doesn't count as a heatwave?

Bugger that.. that's like bake and fan bake settings for a recipe

23 the top here, down to 15 overnight.. beautiful !

 

[Gasometer]

Christmas Day of 43, dropping to an overnight minimum of 28, doesn't count as a heatwave?

Yes I suppose it does

I was looking at the “cough”…minimums

 

[Heaps of fun]

This thread should be nuked. You old whingers should be put in re-education camps to restore your joie de vivre. You don't have long, time to go enjoy life.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

This thread should be nuked. You old whingers should be put in re-education camps to restore your joie de vivre. You don't have long, time to go enjoy life.

Shut up.

 

[hilly]

When Jamie Oliver says you should never clean your BBQ, everyone goes "ooh Jamie I wanna boof you'

When I say there no need to clean the BBQ, everyone goes 'shut the f up you lazy bastard and clean it'

Most overrated chef going around. Give me half a bottle of oil, meat and access to an oven and I could match him.

 

[shinboner magic]

What age is membership for this thread ?

 

[hilly]

This thread should be nuked. You old whingers should be put in re-education camps to restore your joie de vivre. You don't have long, time to go enjoy life.

Right on lovechild of Meatloaf and Billy Bob.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Shut up.

You old whingers are a drain on the economy.

 

[big_e]

This thread should be nuked. You old whingers should be put in re-education camps to restore your joie de vivre. You don't have long, time to go enjoy life.

This post has qualified you for membership.

 

[Hojuman]

You old whingers are a drain on the economy.

Saved your arse in WWII and 'Nam son.

 

[Samsquanch]

What age is membership for this thread ?

Technically, you wouldn’t want to be a part of any Grumpy Old thread that would accept you as a member.

But if you have to ask then you're too young anyway (unless you are an old bugger like us).

 

[Gasometer]

Saved your arse in WWII and 'Nam son.

Horace saved your arses at 1066 Hastings thank you very much

 

[rickety]

Yes I suppose it does

I was looking at the “cough”…minimums

Like one of those things my dad comes out with, “even when it was cold it was still bloody hot”. Probably up hill all the way too

 

[KiwiRoo]

You old whingers are a drain on the economy.

we've been contributing to it for longer so only fair we get to drain it !

 

[koshari]

Christmas Day of 43, dropping to an overnight minimum of 28, doesn't count as a heatwave?

Fahrenheit