Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Samsquanch]

I have a double lol

Just get a sleeping bag. No need to even have sheets.

See - that's practical.

 

[Samsquanch]

Aldi's version called Anti Bac is horrendous.
May as well drip that s**t down my uvula.

I just make my own by mixing some different detergents, some champoo / conditioner, some dettol, a bit of ceramic car wax and whatever else I can think of. It's great for spraying on anything. Although I did get covid so I must have not used enough dettol in the concoction at the time.

One batch I made had a really nice swirly sort of texture - when I shook up the spray bottle to mix it up the stuff inside went all psychedelic. I should have kept the recipe as I couldn't get it the same again. It smelled really good too.

 

[Samsquanch]

Aldi's version called Anti Bac is horrendous.
May as well drip that s**t down my uvula.

I had to check that you spelled that correctly. And also, did an incognito search to check on what it is. Carry on.

 

[rickety]

I had to check that you spelled that correctly. And also, did an incognito search to check on what it is. Carry on.

Glad I wasn't the only one. I thought it was a Fijian Island

 

[Gasometer]

^^ gokangas rant about Epping plaza

I went today paid $10 for ‘fried rice’ from china bar the s**t was farken normal rice with a bit of egg & veggies mixed through there was clumps of rice together and it was shite. I had 3 spoonfuls and chucked that utter s**t out.

Before that I’m walking through, I have a huge fear of vomit, you know what I see? A lady gagging into a bag I walk faster.

Always old men who stare

Thoughts on that Westfield up at Mernda and Northlands please?

 

[gokangas]

Thoughts on that Westfield up at Mernda and Northlands please?

I reckon most shopping centres are 'same shops, different order'.

 

[Ligma]

Thoughts on that Westfield up at Mernda and Northlands please?

Westfield - do you mean south morang?
Anyways every high schooler and their dog hangs out there, avoid it like the plague after school hours otherwise it’s good.

Northland - full of junkies lol

 

[gokangas]

Westfield - do you mean south morang?
Anyways every high schooler and their dog hangs out there, avoid it like the plague after school hours otherwise it’s good.

Northland - full of junkies lol

Good summary. But still all have pretty much same shops.

 

[Ligma]

Good summary. But still all have pretty much same shops.

northland has better shops - then Westfield - then Epping.

 

[Gasometer]

Westfield - do you mean south morang?
Anyways every high schooler and their dog hangs out there, avoid it like the plague after school hours otherwise it’s good.

Northland - full of junkies lol

Yep South Morang

30 years ago paddocks and thistles

Junior Gaso who lives there said come to Westfield

Nah Highpoint is too far away

Wait wat I said!

Basically Plenty Road stopped at LaTrobe and then past that old Church near RMIT it was two lanes. A bit further on was a discount Butcher which is where us Uni povs got our cheap mince.

 

[Samsquanch]

Google navigation (Android Auto)...

My wife was moaning about it the other day. I have never previously had a problem with it until today... I bought something off market place and went to pick it up. I get lost two streets from home so I followed the maps exactly - down every bloody back road on the peninsula. Even a short stretch of gravel road (my car does not like this). The return home was on freeway almost all the way. Half way home Miss Google starts to talk and tells me to turn right onto a road that I was on 20 minutes earlier, then without taking a breath tells me to stay on the road I was currently on. Glitched at least one more time with exactly the same instruction.

And into the bargain, I had ABC Sport on the radio listening to an old Adelaide Ashes test - Michal clark's first century commentary was repeated at least 3 times in the edit, as was the fall of several other wickets.

Either that or I was having a stroke.

 

[Ligma]

heck me dead if I see one more video about the new maccas potato ‘scallops’ im gonna flip it

Just literally go to your local fish and chip shop

 

[Samsquanch]

* me dead if I see one more video about the new maccas potato ‘scallops’ im gonna flip it

Just literally go to your local fish and chip shop

literally or figuratively?

 

[koshari]

Ok guys since we are talking about mattresses, I got a new one for Christmas and it’s really thick so my bedding doesn’t really fit (mattress protector & fitted sheet) WHERE THE HECK TO I FIND ONE THAT FITS

Hope you got a good physio cos those thick materasses are a manual handling nightmare.

 

[Hojuman]

Beer

 

[koshari]

I reckon most shopping centres are 'same shops, different order'.

Basically full of chain stores.

 

[Ligma]

Hope you got a good physio cos those thick materasses are a manual handling nightmare.

Lol really? I literally moved it into my room in 5 mins I barely broke a sweat without any help either

These are the dimensions btw

I’m too strong

 

[koshari]

Lol really? I literally moved it into my room in 5 mins I barely broke a sweat without any help either

These are the dimensions btw View attachment 1585494

I’m too strong

Well i reckon you got jipped, they must have sold u a regular materass with heaps of low density foam on top. That non memory foam on the other hand surely has depleted Uranium in it!

 

[Ligma]

Well i reckon you got jipped, they must have sold u a regular materass with heaps of low density foam on top. That non memory foam on the other hand surely has depleted Uranium in it!

Nope, slumberland Stratford.

My pre season gym program is working just get stronger

 

[Nate7]

Well i reckon you got jipped, they must have sold u a regular materass with heaps of low density foam on top. That non memory foam on the other hand surely has depleted Uranium in it!

U-235, you selling or buying?

 

[koshari]

U-235, you selling or buying?

Come and get the matterass and its yours

 

[Ligma]

Come and get the matterass and its yours

Ur just weak

 

[koshari]

Ur just weak

We grew up in the days before ATMs, mobile phones, and ubers so dont call us weak . In fact iam so tough i get my wife to iron my shirts....




















While iam wearing them.

 

[Ligma]

We grew up in the days before ATMs, mobile phones, and ubers so dont call us weak . In fact iam so tough i get my wife to iron my shirts....




















While iam wearing them.

I can at least move a mattress without needing physio after it so you can say I got jibbed all you like!!!

Watch all the boomers like ur post

 

[rickety]

We grew up in the days before ATMs, mobile phones, and ubers so dont call us weak . In fact iam so tough i get my wife to iron my shirts....




















While iam wearing them.

Was that Vince Colosimo with that song, something like I'm so tough? Was it even a song?

Nah, this bloke hahahahahahaha

George Smilovici - I’m Tuff (1985) | My Geek Culture

I’m so tuff I can post about this track from George Smilovici.

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