- Nov 9, 2001
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- need to take a good look at themselves
For a while here on the weekend it seemed as though the GFC have a special Testicle Cam service which the true Cats fan can subscribe to and receive a constant feed from their favourite player's spoof trough. All the tough guys zooming in on Chappy's Chaps were outraged at Ballantyne for whacking the Chapman Jatz Crackers. They spoke like they saw! They spoke like they felt!
Well, they are all wrong. Chapman goes to run into Ballantyne on the way past - exercising his moral right as a three-time Premiership victor to be a w***er - and Ballantyne drops his elbow into the breadbasket on the way through. Chapman falls over and hoiks up some suspiciously viscous white goop. Moral panic ensues.
But have we got to the apology part yet?
Clean the lens on your cruet cam, Cats fans.
Well, they are all wrong. Chapman goes to run into Ballantyne on the way past - exercising his moral right as a three-time Premiership victor to be a w***er - and Ballantyne drops his elbow into the breadbasket on the way through. Chapman falls over and hoiks up some suspiciously viscous white goop. Moral panic ensues.
But have we got to the apology part yet?
Clean the lens on your cruet cam, Cats fans.