Mega Thread Hawfs and Gellonk, the only true Rivalry. Minnows keep out.

[Hawkk]

What?
You get the loot next year
And with that Tasmania money drying up soon, you have the future to think of

We get the Bombres every year (round 1). That'll do

 

[Stokey]

Never in doubt. EAD Squarks.

12-3 on Easter Monday. How embarrassment. Why do people keep saying this is a rivalry.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Oh hai guys ….

 

[T2B_]

Why did Watson slip over and miss his shot on goal and why did Sissyly shank his set shot! They could have won the game the silly Billy’s

I genuinely believe Watson momentarily had a misfire of reflex and went to throw his head back so much like a duck that he slipped over

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Sissily could well be the first player from an opposition club to poll votes in the Carji Greeves medal.


Easily our best today.

 

[catscratchfever]

Nice melt.

How about a bit of praise for the best match of the round, praise for your own team in the dying minutes, and larfs at the Hawfs clangers.

Nice counter-melt

How's about a bit of criticism for the scumpires and Connor Nash for his loutish behaviour? He's been taking lessons from Noah Belta by the looks of it.

 

[STPer18]

Sissily could well be the first player from an opposition club to poll votes in the Carji Greeves medal.


Easily our best today.

Had a bit of Isaac sMiss about it. Won't be surprised if SHITcily has agreed to a trade in principal.

 

[Hawkk]

Had a bit of Isaac sMiss about it. Won't be surprised if SHITcily has agreed to a trade in principal.

Cats need to make a GF for him to complete the arc though / and I sure as shit can’t see this Cats team rising to those heights. Not when the Hawks fumbled their way to a 7 point loss with no system

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Cats need to make a GF for him to complete the arc though / and I sure as shit can’t see this Cats team rising to those heights. Not when the Hawks fumbled their way to a 7 point loss with no system

I havent seen so many beds shit since I quit my job in aged care

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ Oh, look who found his way back to the Bay... haven't seen you for months, PUS

What happened, did you lose another GF?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Bad luck this time Hawks, least ya still have your tip to go back to.

 

[Hawkk]

I havent seen so many beds shit since I quit my job in aged care

Agreed - and you only won by a goal. The Cats need an actual midfield to win a flag

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Agreed - and you only won by a goal. The Cats need an actual midfield to win a flag

Say it Hawkk… too old, too slow.

 

[Seeds]

Cats need to make a GF for him to complete the arc though / and I sure as shit can’t see this Cats team rising to those heights. Not when the Hawks fumbled their way to a 7 point loss with no system

Yeah but you had the umps keeping you in it. Without their help cats by 6 goals on your home deck. Plus we were a man down for al arge chunk of the second half due to hawks returning to their sniping ways.

 

[frggr]

Agreed - and you only won by a goal. The Cats need an actual midfield to win a flag

So uh.....how are you planning to win one if you can't even get over Geelong?

 

[Hawkk]

So uh.....how are you planning to win one if you can't even get over Geelong?

It’s a good point — not sure. I don’t think we are in a great spot either. I’d bin Easter Monday though, it’s a distraction.

 

[frggr]

It’s a good point — not sure. I don’t think we are in a great spot either. I’d bin Easter Monday though, it’s a distraction.

You should probably bin Sicily. Trade him to Norf

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Cotton On are nothing special.

We will smash them next week.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Welcome back and congrats on waiting almost 20 minutes after your ban expired to post again. A remarkable demonstration of restraint

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Cotton On are nothing special.

We will smash them next week.

Youve beaten Wet Toast and Norf twice in the last 15 games....

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[frggr]

No Gryan, no Atkins - no worries

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Good morning Hawfwitts.

 

[springvale_mackers]

Genuine question. Should Sicily actually be the captain?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

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OOHHH THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS... YUMMY YUMMY!

This, was a sweeeeet victory.

 

[Seethus]

After a loss like that and the hawf board are still sniffing each other's farts, blaming the umpires and saying Geelong aren't as good as Hawthorn ( yes you read that right )