Hawks Team Missing!

[tim_saints]

In !Breaking News! in the SFA The East Side Hawks have been rumoured to have been missing presumed spooning eachother in a corner. So far a horrid 1 post has been seen by them in the Bombers vs Hawks MOTR game thread out of 32 in total. According to the Herald Sun the Hawks went on a "Team Bonding Trip" that has apparently gone out of control. Photo's have been leaked of Boncer with his pants off wearing a santa claus hat chasing Tarkyn_24 with a whip which beg's to ask the question are the Hawks really up for to the Challenge of playing a Powerhouse team?

So far the Bombers have surpassed there supposed "next best" Rival team and are ticking the boxes to start Round 1 with an absolute smashing of the East Side Hawks. Let's hope they are found and finally the overrated spuds can finally try and gain some sort of respect back from the SFA.

In news just in Boncer caught Tarkyn and they were seen walking on the beach holding hands .

 

[BILC]

Hey tim

"average write up"

 

[tim_saints]

Hey tim

"average write up"

Thanks BILC I appreciate it .

 

[BILC]

Lol, no worries

Just looks a bit rushed to me

 

[tim_saints]

Lol, no worries

Just looks a bit rushed to me

And you would be right in saying that haha.

It's just something quick to MAYBE finally get them posting in the matchday thread.

 

[boncer34]

Sympathy Post.

We cant all live our lives on the computer in the SFA like you Timmy.

Hey I might be wrong but werent you rubbishing me for apparently spending to much time on here? Now your rubbishing me for not spending time.
You're still a moron, changing clubs wont change that young man.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

^^ What he said.

 

[tim_saints]

Sympathy Post.

We cant all live our lives on the computer in the SFA like you Timmy.

Hey I might be wrong but werent you rubbishing me for apparently spending to much time on here? Now your rubbishing me for not spending time.
You're still a moron, changing clubs wont change that young man.

AHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY! BONCE HOW ARE YOU MATE?

Were the hell have you been? Unusual for you not to be on here mate.

I had to do something to try and get you guys at least posting in this thread because it's a tad boring over there in the match thread you see .

You're always going to be a w***er changing clubs and won't change that either Bonce. One day that I have to stay at home because family won't allow me to do anything, either clean the house or SFA.... I chose SFA I'm sure all your hours of being a total dick make up for my one day .

^^ What he said.

I'm just going to start using that one, obviously you get respected when you write cheapies.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Not as respected as when you use exclamation marks and bolding to really !hammer home! your point.

 

[tim_saints]

Not as respected as when you use exclamation marks and bolding to really !hammer home! your point.

You can use it to express yourself can you not?
Therefore I am aloud to do it and if you don't like it you just have to learn to put up with it don't you .

 

[Beloved]

Sympathy Post.

We cant all live our lives on the computer in the SFA like you Timmy.

Hey I might be wrong but werent you rubbishing me for apparently spending to much time on here? Now your rubbishing me for not spending time.
You're still a moron, changing clubs wont change that young man.

We can't?

Shit.

 

[loopy_cam]

Is there even a time for the game yet?

Our club is becoming like the Wonders was...

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

I'm just going to start using that one, obviously you get respected when you write cheapies.

Yep, it works little birdie. Cheap cheap.

 

[Biggie]

Is there even a time for the game yet?

Our club is becoming like the Wonders was...

**** my exact thoughts.

As to the OP.

Xmas eve *******. Get a ****ing clue.

Idiot.

 

[boncer34]

AHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY! BONCE HOW ARE YOU MATE?

Were the hell have you been? Unusual for you not to be on here mate.

I had to do something to try and get you guys at least posting in this thread because it's a tad boring over there in the match thread you see .

You're always going to be a w***er changing clubs and won't change that either Bonce. One day that I have to stay at home because family won't allow me to do anything, either clean the house or SFA.... I chose SFA I'm sure all your hours of being a total dick make up for my one day .

1) You've changed clubs as many times as me. Cept I didn't just up and leave my club with nothing in return, I orchastrated a quality trade. Opps, swing and a miss.
2) You post more then me. Strike 2 Timmy.
3) You spend more time on the net then I do champ, go look at time spent on TAE since we can't accurately measure over here. Strike 3. You're out. Sadly it means I can't even go into how pathetic you are for choosing the internet over quality time with the family. They force you to stay in (sad really) and instead of spending time with them, you come on the net. Hero.

We can't?

Shit.

Go crawl back to the RFFL where we can't sledge properly.

Is there even a time for the game yet?

Our club is becoming like the Wonders was...

I'm about ready to declare the Demons>Bombers. Only Amos, Doggies and a couple of others save them.

 

[tim_saints]

1) You've changed clubs as many times as me. Cept I didn't just up and leave my club with nothing in return, I orchastrated a quality trade. Opps, swing and a miss.
2) You post more then me. Strike 2 Timmy.
3) You spend more time on the net then I do champ, go look at time spent on TAE since we can't accurately measure over here. Strike 3. You're out. Sadly it means I can't even go into how pathetic you are for choosing the internet over quality time with the family. They force you to stay in (sad really) and instead of spending time with them, you come on the net. Hero.

Go crawl back to the RFFL where we can't sledge properly.

I'm about ready to declare the Demons>Bombers. Only Amos, Doggies and a couple of others save them.

Bonce look at the stats I reckon you have posted more than I do mate.
The only reason I have the more accurately measured hours on TAE is because I never actually log out. I just click the close button on the top of the comp screen so I'm pretty sure it just says I'm online correct me if I'm wrong.

Yer well they did make me stay in mate, I'm not saying I never spend quallity time with them but that night had something on and had to stay in that's all, I like going out sorry if that's against the law mate.

 

[boncer34]

Bonce look at the stats I reckon you have posted more than I do mate.
The only reason I have the more accurately measured hours on TAE is because I never actually log out. I just click the close button on the top of the comp screen so I'm pretty sure it just says I'm online correct me if I'm wrong.

Yer well they did make me stay in mate, I'm not saying I never spend quallity time with them but that night had something on and had to stay in that's all, I like going out sorry if that's against the law mate.

1) You ignored my point one. Never a good sign, means you're losing the argument.
2) In the last 3 months you have posted 627 times, I have posted 380 (or 381 now)
3) Try that on someone whos a complete moron, not me. Clicking close on the window takes you offline from the TAE, I to do not log in and out everytime yet ding ding ding you've spent 4 days 10 hours and 7 minutes online there compared to my 3 days 4 hours 12 minutes.
4) I joined on the 9-9-2008, you joined 26-4-2009. Meaning dear lad I've been there 6 months longer yet spent over 24 hours less time on there then you.
5) A mindless rant eh? That is also a sign your not doing well in an argument. My point was when your family make you stay in (once again thats sad) you choose the internet over them. Poor by you.

Hell Timmy I tell you what, I'll stop posting now and you can jump on your mobile and text your mate and tell him the big bad Bonce is picking on you and you need him to attempt to rescue you again. It was hilarious last time and frankly I could do with a laugh so go get your mate to come back you up on an internet forum again.

But hey, I'm the one with the problem.

 

[Zainta]

We all get it Timmy. You're bored, you're annoyed at the lack of activity, you obviously haven't got much of a life outside the internet.

We all get it Bonce. You're big, you're bad and you're mean.

Now can we let this thread die? Please?

 

[boncer34]

I'm not big, bad or mean. I'm the big brother of the SFA Zainta. Jeez I vote for you in the EKA, talk others into voting for you as well and this is how you repay me? I expected better.

 

[pacemaker]

1) Hell Timmy I tell you what, I'll stop posting now

Didn't happen

 

[boncer34]

That wasn't my first point you did a shitty edit job. And I was refering to posting against Tim. Duh. Dick.

 

[tim_saints]

1) You ignored my point one. Never a good sign, means you're losing the argument.
2) In the last 3 months you have posted 627 times, I have posted 380 (or 381 now)
3) Try that on someone whos a complete moron, not me. Clicking close on the window takes you offline from the TAE, I to do not log in and out everytime yet ding ding ding you've spent 4 days 10 hours and 7 minutes online there compared to my 3 days 4 hours 12 minutes.
4) I joined on the 9-9-2008, you joined 26-4-2009. Meaning dear lad I've been there 6 months longer yet spent over 24 hours less time on there then you.
5) A mindless rant eh? That is also a sign your not doing well in an argument. My point was when your family make you stay in (once again thats sad) you choose the internet over them. Poor by you.

Hell Timmy I tell you what, I'll stop posting now and you can jump on your mobile and text your mate and tell him the big bad Bonce is picking on you and you need him to attempt to rescue you again. It was hilarious last time and frankly I could do with a laugh so go get your mate to come back you up on an internet forum again.

But hey, I'm the one with the problem.

It's called a laptop I sit in the same room as them Bonce, probably while watching the cricket or something. I don't have a life outside the internet here we go hahahaha If that isn't a lie I tell you what I have no idea what is, stuff the stats and all that crap mate trust me I have a life outside of the internet.

You have ignored my point of view pretty much every time I post so why the **** should I be listening to your point of view? Because you're Boncer the bloke who is all talk over a computer but when it get's to the point of being out in the real world all talk doesn't help you one bit?

Ahh yes that guy, all well and good wrecking people in argument's over a computer Bonce at least you acomplish something in your life. It's pointless putting on a personallity Boncer because most people would agree if you acted like this sort of smartass in this day and age outside of the computer you would get your head kicked in.

My mate trust me the kind of mate you're reffering to is to nice, I have a few in mind I would like you to meet one day I think you like them .

Basically I'm finished with this argument, yer ok you out did me with this direct argument but hey wasn't the whole point of this post to get the Hawks posting?

Now it's not rocket science but if you look in this thread I'm pretty sure you will see a number of your teammates that have posted in here so pretty much what I set out to do I accomplished.

Nice try Boncer but this time I win you loose you fell for it, you posted in here exactly what I wanted you to do, unfortuantely for you this time your the one that looks like the idiot not me.

 

[pacemaker]

That wasn't my first point you did a shitty edit job. And I was refering to posting against Tim. Duh. Dick.

LOL don't need to put alot of fuel to the fire for you to heat up

 

[Zainta]

I'm not big, bad or mean. I'm the big brother of the SFA Zainta. Jeez I vote for you in the EKA, talk others into voting for you as well and this is how you repay me? I expected better.

I'm not in the race for the Medal anymore!

And you decided to make people vote for me? Wow, thanks I guess.

 

[boncer34]

It's called a laptop I sit in the same room as them Bonce, probably while watching the cricket or something. I don't have a life outside the internet here we go hahahaha If that isn't a lie I tell you what I have no idea what is, stuff the stats and all that crap mate trust me I have a life outside of the internet.

You have ignored my point of view pretty much every time I post so why the **** should I be listening to your point of view? Because you're Boncer the bloke who is all talk over a computer but when it get's to the point of being out in the real world all talk doesn't help you one bit?

Ahh yes that guy, all well and good wrecking people in argument's over a computer Bonce at least you acomplish something in your life. It's pointless putting on a personallity Boncer because most people would agree if you acted like this sort of smartass in this day and age outside of the computer you would get your head kicked in.

My mate trust me the kind of mate you're reffering to is to nice, I have a few in mind I would like you to meet one day I think you like them .

Basically I'm finished with this argument, yer ok you out did me with this direct argument but hey wasn't the whole point of this post to get the Hawks posting?

Now it's not rocket science but if you look in this thread I'm pretty sure you will see a number of your teammates that have posted in here so pretty much what I set out to do I accomplished.

Nice try Boncer but this time I win you loose you fell for it, you posted in here exactly what I wanted you to do, unfortuantely for you this time your the one that looks like the idiot not me.

I can tell you're a little hysterical whilst writing this Timmy so I'll keep it simple for you mate. Honestly, you need to take a deep breath sometimes and think things through.

Ok so you sit in the lounge ignoring your family whilst tapping away on your laptop and watching the TV? Thats not quality time with the family, thats whats wrong with society these days, not enough quality time.

You told me to look at the stats so I did, now that they dont back you up and actually prove you spend a hell of a lot more time on here then me the stats suddenly dont matter? Odd.

I dont ignore your point of view, please point out one example of where I have done that. Go on, remember last time though? All that talk and claims of evidence that didn't exist? Lets not go down that path again Timothy.

You really think this is how I act in the real world? People who can understand the difference between the internet and the real world use the Internet to have a bit of fun and act in a way they dont normally do in the real world. Hell do you really think Kerrby is that annoying 24/7?

I dont know what your on about with the getting the head kicked in thing, I think your telling me my online persona is an arseh*le sometimes? Well duh.

I like Shanno p) but as for your other mate. Well he's a little odd.

As for the purpose of the thread, well aren't you a masterful genius. You attacked a team and its players responded? Awesome, what a cunning man you are. Such a new and revolutionary tactic you've used here. Um but of course I haven't argued the merits of posting, just that you're a hypocrite for demanding we post after having cracks at me for posting to much. So good on your for bringing in an irrelevant point, your on fire Timothy.

But your right I'm the idiot. Not the bloke that claims someone has no life despite posting more, spending more time online, getting his mates to come online and sign up to defend him, looks the other bloke up on facebook, claims he has evidence and doesnt, when his family asks him to spend time with them he spends his time on a laptop and lets not forget the incident of that when he was at a mates place he used an Ipod Touch to jump online and post because he couldn't stand being away from the forum for to long. That blokes not the idiot, I am.

LOL don't need to put alot of fuel to the fire for you to heat up

Well duh.