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Alcohol leads to good things. Like walking on train tracks, flipping tables over on girls at kebab joints, getting into fights and rooting fat shielas I wouldnt even root with your ******** if I was sober Drummond.
 
Let's go FREO! said:
hehe.

I also called you the Romper Room crew :)
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Lol thanks..i always thought that you were nice..oh well.

Good on them, great decision 17 year-old male non drinker, it's a pity I'm about the only one
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She is 16 and female. I think she quit drinking coz she was sick of being a lil wh0re.
 
Let's go FREO! said:
Alcohol leads to good things. Like walking on train tracks, flipping tables over on girls at kebab joints, getting into fights and rooting fat shielas I wouldnt even root with your ******** if I was sober Drummond.
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What an awesome life :rolleyes: Do we owe this to booze? :)
 

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Drummond said:
What an awesome life :rolleyes: Do we owe this to booze? :)
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Drinking isn't that bad all the time Drummond.
 
Drummond said:
Fair enough then. Oh and I see your Other Team is now Kirilenko, you thief! :D
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Yeah, it's a pretty good team. :D


Let's go FREO said:
Alcohol leads to good things. Like walking on train tracks, flipping tables over on girls at kebab joints, getting into fights and rooting fat shielas I wouldnt even root with your ******** if I was sober Drummond.
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1. Leaving trolleys outside random people's homes,
2. Ringing your mates doorbell at 1am and him getting blasted by his mum,
3. Picking up women,
4. Having good times,
5. Hearing about your mate taking 30 mins to walk a 2-minute journey,
6. Having a plastic chair fight with your mates,
7. Being known as the "funny drunk",
8. Trying to go bin surfing and falling off,
 
Drummond said:
I don't need alcohol to do that! :D ;)
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Didn't you say something the other day about not being able to get chicks?
 
Ljp86 said:
1. Leaving trolleys outside random people's homes,
2. Ringing your mates doorbell at 1am and him getting blasted by his mum,
3. Picking up women,
4. Having good times,
5. Hearing about your mate taking 30 mins to walk a 2-minute journey,
6. Having a plastic chair fight with your mates,
7. Being known as the "funny drunk",
8. Trying to go bin surfing and falling off,
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Putting thumb tacks in a mates couch, putting pizza on his roof, vandalising things, breaking things, getting nude in public, urinating in public, waking up the next day with no money and bruises and cuts with no memories, remeniscing on good times, hugging strangers, following through with farts, not being able to perform in bed, headbutting walls, drinking your own urine accidently when trying to play pranks on other internet posters, not being able to construct coherant sentences, sms'ing every woman on your mobile asking them for oral etc.
 
It would be cool if you could just like hit women on the head with like a club or a large stick and ********, then drag them to your cave to like be your wife and stuff.
 
Let's go FREO! said:
It would be cool if you could just like hit women on the head with like a club or a large stick and ********, then drag them to your cave to like be your wife and stuff.
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Aww boys, maybe if you didn't spend most of your time on the internet..
 

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Let's go FREO! said:
Putting thumb tacks in a mates couch, putting pizza on his roof, vandalising things, breaking things, getting nude in public, urinating in public, waking up the next day with no money and bruises and cuts with no memories, remeniscing on good times, hugging strangers, following through with farts, not being able to perform in bed, headbutting walls, drinking your own urine accidently when trying to play pranks on other internet posters, not being able to construct coherant sentences, sms'ing every woman on your mobile asking them for oral etc.
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Yeah..

Accidentally breaking stuff,
Hugging strangers,
High 5ing people you only just met,
Getting cuts and bruises and not knowing how you got them,
Probably because I keep walking into things (trees, tent poles/strings, walls, doors, other people)
 

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I screwed up my nose a few months ago while drunk, i tripped on the door and landed face first on my friends kitchen bench, i do not remember a thing but apparently i had blood p1ssing out of my nose..now my nose is slightly crooked :(
 
Brittany said:
I screwed up my nose a few months ago while drunk, i tripped on the door and landed face first on my friends kitchen bench, i do not remember a thing but apparently i had blood p1ssing out of my nose..now my nose is slightly crooked :(
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adds character
 
Drummond said:
You wouldn't look like a tool, I dont drink and look at me :)
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Serious question. Are you scared of drinking? Like it's something hell rebel people do.
Do you sip on a light lager and screw your face up like when a 6 year old has his first sip of beer?

Not having a shot at your tee-totaller stance, just can't see how you can be so dead set against something that you've had no experience of that's all, and call out others who enjoy a tipple.

For the record, nothing wrong with a drink, hell, I've had some of my most fun nights on the slops.

Oh, and as for the original post, had a look at it, not interested thank you, That will be all.
 
Kingpin said:
Serious question. Are you scared of drinking? Like it's something hell rebel people do.
Do you sip on a light lager and screw your face up like when a 6 year old has his first sip of beer?

Not having a shot at your tee-totaller stance, just can't see how you can be so dead set against something that you've had no experience of that's all, and call out others who enjoy a tipple.

For the record, nothing wrong with a drink, hell, I've had some of my most fun nights on the slops.
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Perhaps :) ;)
 

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