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How did Melbourne get so bad?

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Well yes.

Apparently waving the white flag is considered a win when draft picks are involved...

Only because it didn't work for you. Getting Fraser, O'Bree, Thomas and Pendlebury hasn't won your team a flag yet.
 
Yes, it'll be the 1950s all over again!
I look forward to the time when my team is as good as yours has been for the past 3 years. :)

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How in gods name did Melbourne become so insipid the past few years? I can understand the competition works in rotations with the way you are rewarded draft picks for generally being a poor side but how did they manage to get so incredibly bad?

Carlton has a valid reason... They cheated and the AFL tore them a new one setting them back years.

What is Melbournes reasoning? It's not like you had any shock retirements/trades of superstars leaving the club either. I dare say Melbournes list (minus the talented youngsters they've recently drafted) has got to be THE worst I've ever seen in my time of watching the AFL.

What's gone wrong with this once proud club?

Was it Wowoedins brownlow win that set the tone that mediocrity will be rewarded?

Something is seriously wrong in Casey. Melbourne supporters please enlighten me as to how you got in such a horrendous predicament.


Keep an eye on your aging dogs. You'll see how it can happen.
 

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I'd like to raise another question.

Over the entire history of the AFL/VFL, both during the modern era, and before that, how many other clubs have had as gloriously unsuccessful a record as the Bulldogs, both on and off the field?

PS- It's a pretty short list, and it certainly doesn't include us...
 
a testament to how bad you guys actually are!

Erm, reality check amigo... have you forgotten that you barrack for Richmond?? :eek:

(Unless he's just pretending to be a Richmond fan to hide the club he really follows, like that "Pokker" fool who first pretended to be a Port fan, now masquerading under the Cats banner)

The Roys have made more finals series than the Tiges in the last 3 decades, and you'll probably take a fair while to even surpass that, the way you're going!

Phark... even with half our side out injured and THEN another 3 injuries during that Round 18 match, you still only beat us that time because of "Sirengate". Now that's really sad...
 
How in gods name did Melbourne become so insipid the past few years? I can understand the competition works in rotations with the way you are rewarded draft picks for generally being a poor side but how did they manage to get so incredibly bad?

Carlton has a valid reason... They cheated and the AFL tore them a new one setting them back years.

What is Melbournes reasoning? It's not like you had any shock retirements/trades of superstars leaving the club either. I dare say Melbournes list (minus the talented youngsters they've recently drafted) has got to be THE worst I've ever seen in my time of watching the AFL.

What's gone wrong with this once proud club?

Was it Wowoedins brownlow win that set the tone that mediocrity will be rewarded?

Something is seriously wrong in Casey. Melbourne supporters please enlighten me as to how you got in such a horrendous predicament.

All the early picks ended up as duds, plus all the recycled duds. Posted this in the Dees forum a while back, might explain why:

DANIHER'S DEMON DUDS

B: Ross Funcke, Chris Lamb, Daniel Bell*
HB: Byron Pickett (vc), Craig Ellis, Luke Molan
C: Scott Chisholm, Steven Armstrong, Phil Read
HF: Brent Williams, Ben Holland, Nick Gill
F: Steven Pitt, James Cook, Gary Moorcroft
Foll: Paul Johnson*, Matthew Collins, Chris Heffernan (c)
Int: Aaron Rogers, Craig Smoker, Nick Carter, Nick Smith

* Future duds, who will officially be duds when they are delisted at the end of next year.

PS - Scott West will turn our midfield around
 
All the early picks ended up as duds, plus all the recycled duds. Posted this in the Dees forum a while back, might explain why:

DANIHER'S DEMON DUDS
B: Ross Funcke, Chris Lamb, Daniel Bell*
HB: Byron Pickett (vc), Craig Ellis, Luke Molan
C: Scott Chisholm, Steven Armstrong, Phil Read
HF: Brent Williams, Ben Holland, Nick Gill
F: Steven Pitt, James Cook, Gary Moorcroft
Foll: Paul Johnson*, Matthew Collins, Chris Heffernan (c)
Int: Aaron Rogers, Craig Smoker, Nick Carter, Nick Smith

* Future duds, who will officially be duds when they are delisted at the end of next year.

PS - Scott West will turn our midfield around
So being an early draft pick doesn't necessarily mean you'll end up being an elite AFL player?

Are you suggesting that the ability of a club to develop a young player is a factor?

That's interesting...
 
I agree port do suck, but if you think i go for them you are extremely stu....oh wait already knew that. Ive had this account for under a week , all i frikken do on it is bag melbourne, because they deserve it for being a terrible excuse for a club. Check my posts bud, they're all the same. Now do what I said and go over there....next to your dad who seems to be a pretty fruity guy.
hahahahah sweetheart, you were so shamed you changed your team to geelong from port!! HUGE win for me, go away now little girl, you just annoy me
 
hahahahah sweetheart, you were so shamed you changed your team to geelong from port!! HUGE win for me, go away now little girl, you just annoy me
I did it to show you that you were wrong about me going for port, why would i go for port when i live in melbourne jacka** but you tried and miserably failed at trolling pi** off thanks :thumbsu:
 
Interesting join date dude.

A Geelong supporter with a join date of Nov 09. :thumbsu:

Good point! Of course, he might be just pretending to support Geelong, the same way he was initially pretending to be a Port supporter... :cool:
 

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All the early picks ended up as duds, plus all the recycled duds. Posted this in the Dees forum a while back, might explain why:

DANIHER'S DEMON DUDS

B: Ross Funcke, Chris Lamb, Daniel Bell*
HB: Byron Pickett (vc), Craig Ellis, Luke Molan
C: Scott Chisholm, Steven Armstrong, Phil Read
HF: Brent Williams, Ben Holland, Nick Gill
F: Steven Pitt, James Cook, Gary Moorcroft
Foll: Paul Johnson*, Matthew Collins, Chris Heffernan (c)
Int: Aaron Rogers, Craig Smoker, Nick Carter, Nick Smith

* Future duds, who will officially be duds when they are delisted at the end of next year.

PS - Scott West will turn our midfield around
Premiership players
 
Premiership players

Not at Melbourne

Let's face it, even when Melbourne were reasonable ('88, 00) they were so far off the best they were torn several new orifices in GF maulings (one a record until the magic 119 in 07). 45 years of being either really, really shit (which is their current status), and a couple of short above average stints... the question shouldn't be how did they get so bad, it should be "how did they manage to rise above shitness for a short period of time"
 

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Keep an eye on your aging dogs. You'll see how it can happen.

Ahh I see we have some aging players so in the next few years we are going to drop to the depths of Melbourne over the next 5 years right?

WRONG.

We have plenty of young talent. It's just that our side isn't so bad that we need to be playing raw 18 year olds every single week. I think you'll find we'll be competitive for at least the next 5 years. With a midfield of Cooney, Griffen, Higgins, Ward, Picken we won't be dropping down the ladder in a hurry. To top that off we'll finally have some tall forwards to kick to in Grant and Cordy with a pacy Backman in Harbrow bringing it out of defence and Hill on the wing. Reid, Wood and Stack will all make the grade and a young guy called Boumann will surprise a few. Furthermore with two father son guns to pick up next year were looking quite competitive for a while yet.

Just on Stack. He kicked 4 in his second game and the next week did nothing and was dropped for the rest of the season. Would this have happened at Melbourne?

Most of the kids I just named would have wonnamirri33 in a frenzy salivating about the next 8 premierships he will win on the back of their talent.
 
Honestly, nothing would give me a greater sense of joy (save a Brisbane premiership) then to see Melbourne's 'young talent' crash and burn in the next few years and really shut up these Melbourne flogs. Of course, with so many young kids in the team some are bound to not make the grade and with no experienced players or depth, it could well be another long period of mediocrity for the dees. Time will tell, I guess.
 
your right its crap ey, havent seen him round here

lol at port and lol at you little girl. U R sooo funny haw haw haw
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Honestly, nothing would give me a greater sense of joy (save a Brisbane premiership) then to see Melbourne's 'young talent' crash and burn in the next few years and really shut up these Melbourne flogs. Of course, with so many young kids in the team some are bound to not make the grade and with no experienced players or depth, it could well be another long period of mediocrity for the dees. Time will tell, I guess.

Roaaaaaaar you are a loser. lionheart! how EPIC of you..
 
Not at Melbourne

Let's face it, even when Melbourne were reasonable ('88, 00) they were so far off the best they were torn several new orifices in GF maulings (one a record until the magic 119 in 07). 45 years of being either really, really shit (which is their current status), and a couple of short above average stints... the question shouldn't be how did they get so bad, it should be "how did they manage to rise above shitness for a short period of time"

I agree.

A bit like Geelong. Popped up for a couple of years and now will fuc* off to where they belong for the next 50 years.
 
Honestly, nothing would give me a greater sense of joy (save a Brisbane premiership) then to see Melbourne's 'young talent' crash and burn in the next few years

then Michael Voss will draft them and Travis Johnstone will have some company in the QAFL.
 

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