Hypothetical Question

[winty]

This should be a bit of fun. OK, here's the scenario:

Bomber Thompson gives you a phone call, and tells you he wants you to give the guys a pep talk before they run out on grand final day. What would you say to the guys to fire them up?

 

[cats2rise]

"Dont **** up again.
Stokes - You're not playing.
Darren - Decide now if you want to play next year. If not, go the man!
Stick it up em fellas."

Then I would ask nicely if they could all sign my top.

 

[fpm84]

Darren - Decide now if you want to play next year. If not, go the man!

Nice one

 

[goodoldcats]

gimme a grand final ticket you *****

 

[James1970]

"Guys, we know what's needed. So just go out there, play to your best, play hard, and have some fun. We are the greatest team of all."

 

[cats2rise]

gimme a grand final ticket you *****

Winner.

 

[PoidaCat]

"Kick straight Mooney or I'll cut your ****ing leg off."

"Enright, watch out for rape!"

"The showers are cleared up but Hazza, don't slip over riewoldt tears"

"Go for Goal inside the forward 50 stop ****ING AROUND WITH IT!"

 

[True Blue Cat]

Darren - "Decide now if you want to play next year. If not, go the man!
Stick it up em fellas."

Dasher has already stated that he is going to play on next year. Several other Geelong players have also stated that he is going to play on.


On topic well i really have no idea what i would say.

 

[James1970]

"Moons, if in doubt, just pass it to Shagga."

 

[muttonchops]

" i dont care who it is but can someone knock out Reiwoldt"

" if you cant do that at least make him cry"

" Blakey if you happen to get a possession dont f*** it up"

 

[Hoffy95]

Even Fremantle would win* if they were on the end of this speech.

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*May not be true

 

[Tex_21]

"yo, Bomber, I'm happy for you, and ima gonna let you finish, but Gary AYres was one of the best coaches of all time, OF ALL TIME!*"






*blatant lies.

 

[Hood007]

"Let's play as a team and give the ball to Gary..."

 

[Renegade]

"Picture that sewer rat Milne with a medal around his neck."

 

[Poetic Justice]

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!

 

[fpm84]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[KevinCat07]

"May God be on your side"

 

[CF]

Maybe get Happy Hammond to come play the accordian...worked in 1963

 

[Hoffy95]

Maybe get Happy Hammond to come play the accordian...worked in 1963

Good memory you have going way back then.

 

[Turkey Tom]

Maybe get Happy Hammond to come play the accordian...worked in 1963

I don't think Happy actually played the accordian, some other guy did, but Happy led the team out.

 

[watermelonslice]

Imagine your opposition is actually the Port Adelaide team in St Kilda guernseys.

 

[moond0g]

"yo, Bomber, I'm happy for you, and ima gonna let you finish, but Gary AYres was one of the best coaches of all time, OF ALL TIME!*"






*blatant lies.

good stuff

 

[PoidaCat]

"if one of you stab your kick when going for goal I'll stab ya in the ****ing face...KICK THROUGH THE ****ING THING. ****!"

 

[Micksy]

"Blakey, you're dropped. I'm taking ya spot."

Just kidding.

Kick a goal for me big fella!

 

[Just do something]

"Dont **** up again.
Stokes - You're not playing.
Darren - Decide now if you want to play next year. If not, go the man!
Stick it up em fellas."

Then I would ask nicely if they could all sign my top.

That is some very funny stuff im having a good chuckle.