I got fired from my job at the Calendar factory...

[Kanga man]

... I took a few days off.

 

[Caesar]

Yeah, the dating scene is tough

 

[74561347]

i got fired from my job for pleasuring myself in the stationary cupboard

 

[Frank Bunn]

i got fired from my job for pleasuring myself in the stationary cupboard

Did you use a rubber?

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Pistol Night]

I told June she was no longer required

 

[perthblue]

Why July on your resume?

 

[Forward Press]

I told my wife I got fired from my job for sticking my dick in the sausage maker.

She said oh no, what happened to the sausage maker?

I said she got fired too.

 

[MarcMaverick]

A number of clients got shocked when they found out I was a bad electrician.

 

[the_interloper]

My parents used to own a paper shop, until it blew away

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

A number of clients got shocked when they found out I was a bad electrician.

I heard it's the current trend.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I recommend becoming a baker, you make a lot of dough.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I recommend becoming a baker, you make a lot of dough.

There's a lot at steak being a butcher.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I told June she was no longer required

May I ask why?

My addition to this august thread

 

[Pistol Night]

May I ask why?

My addition to this august thread

April was more than capable of fulfilling the role

 

[Over The Post]

April was more than capable of fulfilling the role

Indeed she May.

 

[Lemma]

I always wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients

 

[Over The Post]

I always wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients

 

[MisterMarcus]

I hated my job as a sheep shearer, until I started exclusively shearing female sheep.

Cause ewes make me feel like a natural woolman.......

 

[Lemma]

People are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am

 

[Richard Pryor]

Got laid off from doin your mum due to overstaffing.

 

[CM86]

Brah, all these jokes are so out dated.