If you woke from a coma in 5 years..

[geelong_crazy26]

Bit of fun…

If you woke up from a coma in 5 years time… what is your prediction would have happened during that time in the footy world?? What would you expect to hear??

Premierships?? Players?? Coaching?? Surprises?? Big rises and fallers over the journey??

Are aliens now commenting on channel 7??

Or more bizarrely.. are norf contending again for a flag??

Have Richmond climbed back up??

Are northern academies still a thing??

Has a golden statue of nick daicos been put up at the MCG and the brownlow renamed “browncos” award??

Has Ken hinkley been reinstated as lifetime tenure of port Adelaide after Carr bombed for 5 years running?

 

[Cmarsh]

I expect N Daicos to be playing for Tasmania in five years time so it will be hard for Collingwood to put up a golden statue of him.

 

[kreuze_missile]

A coma would be bloody fantastic.

I'd love to sleep through our 4th rebuild in 25 years.

 

[RAPPA]

About 3 coaches would’ve been turned over at Carlton

 

[Bald Headed Flog]

Matthew Boyd

Matthew Boyd

Age

43

Ht

184cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.0

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.4

5star

MG

452.0

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.0

3star

is a premiership winning coach

 

[GeTrain]

St. Kilda were good for 2 years, won a flag and have since dropped back down the ladder because it'd sum up life as a Saints fan to miss the long awaited flag by being in a coma.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Freo won a flag
GC won a flag
2020s were the first decade since the 1950s where Hawthorn have not won a flag
Jeremy Cameron

5

Jeremy Cameron

Age

33

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

kicked his 1000th goal
Nick Daicos has at least 2 Brownlows

 

[Bay53]

I woke from a six year coma the other day. Someone told me crowds were down in 2020/21.

Anyone know why?

At least they finally decided to move the GF around.

 

[kreuze_missile]

I woke from a six year coma the other day.

You could have made it twenty one years and the only thing you would have missed is the Dank era.

 

[Elixuh]

Chris Fagan no longer coaches night games as he cannot stay awake past 7pm. Night games are coached by new assistant coach Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

38

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

.

St Kilda have been done for being $2m over the cap after forgetting to carry the 1 in their salary cap calculation.

The Tigers and Melbourne are in contention again.

North and Carlton are still rebuilding.

 

[koshjjennedy723]

If I wake up it means I've just been fired from my Executive position at Eagles HQ because the only prerequisite for a job there is to be asleep at the wheel.

 

[Black Panther]

US Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump responded to speculation about his latest term extension by saying "I'll continue to be the leader until Essendon wins a final"

 

[M Malice]

I expect Nick Daicos to have won 3 Brownlows, 2 more flags, 3 B&Fs and 3 more AA selections, all at the Tassie Devils.... after which he announces his retirement from the AFL to concentrate fully on his training for the 2032 Brisbane Olympics and his attempt at the 100/200 meter sprint double Gold, relegating Gout Gout to the silver medal position.

 

[joe444]

... I'd check I still had my '06 premiership medal and call it a bad night.

 

[Coach_Required]

Richmond just won their 4th premiership in a row after a horrendous 2026 season.

Cody Walker just won back to back Norm Smith medals for Richmond. (Vossy got the Blues into the 8 in 2026 and they didn't have enough points to draft Walker)



Yeah, ill take things that never happened for $50 thanks Eddie.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

Hawks have appointed Luke Hodge as culture manager at the Hawks.

Sam Docherty

15

Sam Docherty

Age

32

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

15.1

5star

HB

7.2

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

476.4

5star

D

22.6

5star

K

16.0

5star

HB

6.6

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

0.6

1star

MG

476.4

5star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

appointed Carlton coach in 2027 and Carlton win the flag in 2029 and make finals every year.

GWS supporters celebrate 13,500 people attending their Round 0 game

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Freo won a flag
GC won a flag
2020s were the first decade since the 1950s where Hawthorn have not won a flag
Jeremy Cameron kicked his 1000th goal
Nick Daicos has at least 2 Brownlows

If that did eventuate we would have another coach by than. Funnily enough this isn't that far off the mark for sure.

 

[Canberra Pear]

Canberra preparing for round one of their inaugural season.

 

[JayJ20]

Tassie wins a final before we do. Just like Gold Coast and GWS did.

If WWIII didn't end the competition of course.

 

[Roobs321]

in his mind
he has the power
to see the future

In his hands
he has the power
to change it (sorry bombers)

THE WILDCARD ZONE

 

[Cam Payne]

We'll be back to state based leagues because no one can afford to fly.

 

[Orange crush]

Hopefully a crusade has been called

 

[Cam Payne]

Hopefully a crusade has been called

Rugby sucks dude.

 

[Cyclops]

[snip]
Nick Daicos has at least 2 more Brownlow runnerups.

FTFY

 

[Purple Suit]

Freo has a flag.

WC is still bottom 4 but everyone thinks they are about to pop and have gotten some decent recruits. They are on their 3rd coach since 2026.

WA3 has been playing for a season since the AFL saw the success of the Perth Bears and fast tracks the 20th team for 2030 when they realised they might have to do something in a heartland for the first time. Averaged 40K home attendance for the inaugural season.

Northern club concessions are finally finished when the AFL noticed that there were no decent vic teams so they had to cut them off to stop the monsters.

Geelong still haven't been busted for salary cap rorting despite a whistle blower releasing video evidence since the AFL think it might be AI and they aren't actually sure what rorting is.

Opening Round is dead and buried.