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alex1fun

All Australian
Suspended
Aug 28, 2004
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Alistair Lynch - candle maker.
Aaron Davey - dogs punter.
Josh Fraser - apparel vendor.
Stephen Milne - youth worker.
Fraser Gehrig - animal rights extremist.
Michael Voss - door to door lolly salesman.
Jeff Farmer - apothecary.
Phil Matera - Pirate of the Carribean.
Matthew Lloyd - scuba diver.
Nigel Lappin - carpet maker.
Stephen King - professional conman.
Jonothan Brown - video game pirate.
Andrew McLeod - CEO of a toothbrush company.
Brad Green - CEO of a stationary company.
Dustin Fletcher - bird fanatic.
Trent Croad - waiter.
Karl Norman - hairdresser.
Chris Judd - kindergarten teacher.
Chad Fletcher - gardener.
Warren Tredrea - policeman.
Dean Cox - green grocer.
Simon Black - crooked car salesman.
Nathan Brown - farmer.
Joel Bowden - go kart driver.
Brent Guerra - council worker.
Leigh Montagna - jail.
Mal Michael - garbage collector.
Adam McPhee - an alchemist.
Damien Peverill - zoo keeper.
Nathan Buckley - KFC owner.
Gary (t)Ablett Jnr. - pharmicist.
Jeff White - owner of a sweatshop in Kuwait.
Jared Rivers - fisherman.
Anthony Koutifides - hanging out, playing Sega at his mum's house.
Matthew Pavlich - lighthouse manager.
Damien Cupido - working at Timezone.
Nick Riewoldt - aquarian.
Dean Solomon - lone ranger.
Jason Akermanis - cat like thief.
Daniel Wells - builder.
Brent Harvey - pest remover.
Scott West - life guard.
Brendan Fevola - comedian.
James Hird - doctor.
Chance Bateman - fairy floss machine worker.
Adam Goodes - ambo.


I'm positive they would've turned out like this.
What do you think?
Also put other names down and their occupations if they hadn't played footy.
 
alex1fun said:
Alistair Lynch - candle maker.
Aaron Davey - dogs punter.
Josh Fraser - apparel vendor.
Fraser Gehrig - animal rights extremist.
Michael Voss - door to door lolly salesman.
Jeff Farmer - apothecary.
Nigel Lappin - carpet maker.
Stephen King - professional conman.
Jonothan Brown - video game pirate.
Andrew McLeod - CEO of a toothbrush company.
Brad Green - CEO of a stationary company.
Dustin Fletcher - bird fanatic.
Trent Croad - waiter.
Karl Norman - hairdresser.
Chris Judd - kindergarten teacher.
Chad Fletcher - gardener.
Warren Tredrea - policeman.
Dean Cox - green grocer.
Simon Black - crooked car salesman.
Nathan Brown - farmer.
Joel Bowden - go kart driver.
Brent Guerra - council worker.
Leigh Montagna - jail.
Mal Michael - garbage collector.
Adam McPhee - an alchemist.
Damien Peverill - zoo keeper.
Nathan Buckley - KFC owner.
Gary (t)Ablett Jnr. - pharmicist.
Jeff White - owner of a sweatshop in Kuwait.
Jared Rivers - fisherman.
Anthony Koutifides - hanging out, playing Sega at his mum's house.
Matthew Pavlich - lighthouse manager.
Damien Cupido - working at Timezone.
Nick Riewoldt - aquarian.
Dean Solomon - lone ranger.
Daniel Wells - builder.
Brent Harvey - pest remover.
Scott West - life guard.
Brendan Fevola - comedian.
James Hird - doctor.
Chance Bateman - fairy floss machine worker.
Adam Goodes - ambo.


I'm positive they would've turned out like this.
What do you think?
Also put other names down and their occupations if they hadn't played footy.

im a little dazed here...what on earth is this all about?
thinly veiled jokes which i dont really get, or actual career counsellor style guesses at what they wouldve done if they wernt drafted?
 

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Cameron Ling: Male Supermodel
Trent Croad: International Ballet Dancer
Brent Harvey: Olympic Diver
Andrew Shipp(t): Captain Cook
Rhys Shaw: Olympic Rower
Warren Tredrea: Physio... Honestly, he has the worst shoulders for a CHF.
Jason Akermanis: Rock Star
Mark Johnson: Gangland Conman
 
Nathan Bassett - Dog Handler
Brett Burton - Clown
Graham Johncock - Penis Enlargement Surgeon
Fergus Watts - Electrician
Shaun Hart - Surgeon
Richard Hadley - Professional Cricketer
Nigel Lappin - Race car driver
Matthew Lappin - Race car driver
Alastair Lynch - Steroid Salesman
Luke Power - Electrician
Martin Pike - Diver
Llane Spaanderman - Window washer for highrise buildings but doesnt need a harness.
Brad Fisher - Fishmonger
Barnaby French - tongue piercer
Stephen Milne - Sexual Assault Counsellor
Anthony Koutoufides - Conman screwing old couples out of millions
Karl Norman - Burgler (well it can include current jobs right?)
Andrew Walker - Jane Saville's phsychiatrist
Lance Whitnall - Subway Spokesman.
Scott Burns - Puts the red bits on matches.
 

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