Recommitted Josh Kelly [re-signed]

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Take it however you like but Kelly inner sanctum says Kelly at Saints within 3 years. Not likely to be 2018.

Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Meter Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherpa and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.
 
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Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Metre Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a fairwell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherper and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amourous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.

Quoted so in 70 years i can come back and see how accurate this was.
 
Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Metre Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherper and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.

Bookmarked.
 
Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Metre Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherper and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.

This is glorious.
 

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Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Metre Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherper and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.


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Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Metre Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherper and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.

The only issue I see here is that it's spelled "sherpa".

I am reliably informed that Dakota is involved in the international standardization of lengths, hence "metre maid" is an appropriate description.
 
Let me answer your question, by not answering your question.

If I had a "genuine source", then I wouldn't have it for too long if I dropped it all over the internet
That wasn't his question though. He didn't ask you to "name your source", he only asked if you're this confident because you've gotten information from what you consider to be a "genuine source", or whether it's gut feel!
 

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